"Legolas tell her she has to have a hens night," whined Trinity.
"Come on Arwen. You have to," said Legolas. "Aragorn's having a bachelor party."
"I don't want to," said Arwen. "Last hens night I went to Eowyn didn't turn up till a week later."
"That was a mistake. Come on we'll just go to a quiet bar and have a few drinks. No harm in that is there?" asked Trinity.
"Oh ok then," said Arwen giving in.
"Great just don't take her to the Prancing Pony," said Legolas before running out of the room.
"I swear if Aragorn does not turn up to the ceremony tomorrow I will murder that elf," said Arwen referring to Legolas.
Later that night when the girls were ready they all went to the bar that Trinity recommended which turned out to be a strip bar (LOL). As they walked in someone ran past yelling "if your best friend was getting married tomorrow what would you do?"
"Ok then," said Trinity.
The person who ran out the door suddenly came back in and grabbed an envelope off the bar.
"Sorry," she said as she ran into Arwen.
"Cordy?" said Trinity.
"Who's asking?" asked Cordy suspiciously.
"Don't you remember me? Oh thanks," said Trinity.
"Trin is that you? What the hell are you doing here?" asked Cordy.
"Arwen's hens night. Oh btw this is Arwen. She's marrying Aragorn tomorrow," said Trinity.
"Aragorn? Oh sorry congratulations I was actually just going to meet him," said Cordy. "I heard from a customer that he was getting married and since I wasn't invited I wanted to congratulate him…oh and you of course."
"Oh thank you but why weren't you invited?" asked Arwen.
"Oh no reason," said Cordy. "Well gotta go."
"Nah uh wait there. You know why he didn't invite you," said Trinity.
"I do? Is it because of the orcs head on the pillow?" asked Cordy.
"No."
"Me dying his horse pink?"
"No."
"Shaving his head while he was asleep?"
"No."
"Well what then?" asked Cordy.
"Come on Arwen. You have to," said Legolas. "Aragorn's having a bachelor party."
"I don't want to," said Arwen. "Last hens night I went to Eowyn didn't turn up till a week later."
"That was a mistake. Come on we'll just go to a quiet bar and have a few drinks. No harm in that is there?" asked Trinity.
"Oh ok then," said Arwen giving in.
"Great just don't take her to the Prancing Pony," said Legolas before running out of the room.
"I swear if Aragorn does not turn up to the ceremony tomorrow I will murder that elf," said Arwen referring to Legolas.
Later that night when the girls were ready they all went to the bar that Trinity recommended which turned out to be a strip bar (LOL). As they walked in someone ran past yelling "if your best friend was getting married tomorrow what would you do?"
"Ok then," said Trinity.
The person who ran out the door suddenly came back in and grabbed an envelope off the bar.
"Sorry," she said as she ran into Arwen.
"Cordy?" said Trinity.
"Who's asking?" asked Cordy suspiciously.
"Don't you remember me? Oh thanks," said Trinity.
"Trin is that you? What the hell are you doing here?" asked Cordy.
"Arwen's hens night. Oh btw this is Arwen. She's marrying Aragorn tomorrow," said Trinity.
"Aragorn? Oh sorry congratulations I was actually just going to meet him," said Cordy. "I heard from a customer that he was getting married and since I wasn't invited I wanted to congratulate him…oh and you of course."
"Oh thank you but why weren't you invited?" asked Arwen.
"Oh no reason," said Cordy. "Well gotta go."
"Nah uh wait there. You know why he didn't invite you," said Trinity.
"I do? Is it because of the orcs head on the pillow?" asked Cordy.
"No."
"Me dying his horse pink?"
"No."
"Shaving his head while he was asleep?"
"No."
"Well what then?" asked Cordy.
