Shakespeare Day
This is my first fan-fiction story, hopefully I will be able to add to it properly! This story is currently in progress, so please bare with as I add the rest of it! Feel free to review, any criticisms accepted.
"Let's get to training men!" Skipper barked at his troops enthusiastically and smiled inwardly as half of them rubbed the sleep from their tired eyes.
"Aye, my Lord! We shall train before we defeat the dragon ha ha!" Private exclaimed happily as he met blank faces and baffled looks apart from Sadie and Victoria, who adored her dad dearly and was used to his random outbursts.
"What?" Rico responsed and scratched his head with one of his flippers. Kowalski turned to face him and stated "I have no idea or analysis for that...". Sadie revelled in the fact that for once her uncle was confused and completly out of his comfort zone or knowledge of expertise. She decided to take this rare opportunity to attack.
"Your mind fails you. Knowledge is power, without it your weak." Sadie began and Kowalski asked sharply "Excuse me?!". He knew he had been offended, but it infuriated him as he could not comprehend how.
"Thou art a jelly-brained space squid with no sparkling wit to wield as your sword!" Sadie laughed as she noticed her uncle could still not interpret was she was implying. Kowalski simply answered "I don't follow...". The others remained silent and Skipper regarded his daughter warily, afraid of what she was trying to acheive with this word play.
"Basically, your dumb and I'm superior." Sadie declared bodly and did not even flinch when her dad approached her with a steely glaze.
"Basically, your getting too big for your boots, little miss!" Skipper addressed his daughter firmly and towered above her, trying his best to look formiddable, even though by his daughter's sly grin his attempt was failing miserably.
"Basically, your mean!" Kowalski whinned and crossed his flippers while his chicks Darwin and Marie patted him on the back. Dolores silently chuckled to herself, enjoying Sadie's zest for being incredibly cheeky.
"Basically...bye bye" Rico announced growing bored of the exchanges between his comrades, he walked over to the television closely followed by his son and daughter and began watching monster truck rallies with them. Rocky and Roxy became fixated and hoped that their uncle Skipper would be distrscted long enough so they get away with extra telly time.
"Basically, the cat is out of the ye olde sack" Private murmured softly and smiled at Sadie, who joined him by his side.
"Basically, I'm getting tired of all of these basically's" Skipper moaned agitatedly as he began to pace the HQ. Marie walked up behind him and when he turned she pointed out "Then stop..." before skipping of to stand next to her brother.
"Fair point" Skipper acknowledged Marie and then spun to face his daughter "Sadie, why are you speaking in that foreign code?" Skipper asked using an ominous tone and he narrowed his eyes suspiciously.
"It's Shakespeare!" Sadie squeaked excitedly and smiled as her dad's expression darkened 'great I'm clearly in for it' Sadie thought to herself, feeling slightly annoyed. Darwin approached and gave an exasperated sigh.
"Uh! Nothing is more boring than the old English language" and he studied Sadie's facial expression carefully to see what type of impact his words had made on Sadie.
"Says the science geek, who knows evry single particke or whatevers' on the periodic table!" Sadie retorted sharply and shoved past Darwin.
"Your a boron!" Darwin chirped smartly and huffed when he saw Sadie kept her composure.
"Meh, doesn't insult me if I don't know what it is. Although I get the pun." Sadie replied mildly.
Private gently turned his niece around to face him and said "Wiser words have never been spoken before they left your gentle lips". Sadie smiled and slightly blushed before she responded.
"You flatter me sir. Alas we can never be, because our fathers do not live in harmony." Sadie smiled and had to stifle a laugh as all of the others in the HQ beaks dropped open in shock and she realised they were receiving a bundle of weird looks. Except Victoria, who whispered "Poetry...".