Screams echoed through the walls of the base. A female's screams, but it wasn't Konan, who was asleep like most of the other members. The screams radiated from Kakuzu and Hidan's room. The female voice screaming, "H-harder, damn it!" came from Hidan who was currently in the sexy jutsu. Things quieted down after they fell asleep.

~~~~~~A month later~~~~~~

A panicked screech pierced the warm spring air. "Kakuzu get the fuck in here, now!" Kakuzu grumpily stomped into the bathroom they shared.

"What? And calm down! You're gonna pass out." The silver haired woman threw something at the stitched man's chest. He caught the light object and stared at it, not quite registering what it is. And then he realized what it was. "'You're WHAT!?!" Hidan paced back and forth and got so worked up that she passed out.

Hidan woke up in the medical wing of the base. Pein walked over to her as soon as she sat up. "I'm guessing this is why you couldn't change back into a man. Do you want to keep it?" The silver haired woman looked down at the covers uneasily, afraid to voice her opinion. Pein searched her face and his eyes widened. "You want to, don't you?" The albino woman gripped the sheet and a teardrop fell from her face.

"K-kakuzu won't want to." Her voice was choked and she was shaking. She suddenly got light headed.

"Calm down, Hidan. You'll hurt the baby." The voice belonged to the blue haired woman that had just entered the room. Pein looked at the woman in the bed before him with tired eyes.

"If you want to keep it that bad, just tell him." Pein's eyes widened at the amount of concern that was in his voice. No more waking up early.

"If you do keep the baby, there are some things. No rituals, no missions, no training, no fighting, nothing." Pein got up and left. Konan reassuringly smiled at her. "Do you want me to bring him in?" Hidan nodded and nervously gripped the sheets. "Lie down and rest. You hit your head when you passed out." The woman did as she was told and tried to lie on her back. She felt uncomfortable and turned on her side facing the door. Konan left and a few seconds later the door opened again. Kakuzu walked over and sat in the chair next to the bed. They sat in uncomfortable silence for a few seconds. A sharp pain suddenly shot through the woman's head as if to say, "Tell him!"

"K-kuzu?" The green eyed man looked at the woman in front of him.

"Hmm?"

"Do you- erm- would you- want..." The words trailed off.

"Pein told me and I do." His voice was rushed, probably because of Konan's threat. That woman can be scary when she wants to be. He really did want to keep the child, though.

"You're just saying that." The silver haired woman flipped over so she had her back to her partner.

"No I'm not."

"Get out." She growled.

"But-"

"Get the fuck out, before I slice you in fucking half, damn it!" She screamed. Kakuzu left, leaving the woman crying.

--[Seven months later]--

"You kidnapped a medical ninja?" Pein nodded. "Why?"

"To handle the birth. You're only a couple weeks away." Konan chimed in. She plopped onto the couch next to the woman.

"Where is she?"

"In a room." Hidan glared at Pein.

"Is she being taken care of?" They all sighed. "What?"

"We're not used to you being all caring and motherly."

"Shut the fuck up." With that, everyone left for their collective missions. The two women sat on the couch watching the TV.

"Hidan?"

"What?"

"Is there anything you miss doing?"

"Yeah."

"Like what?"

"Well, I miss my rituals and fighting and my scythe. I still can't believe you hid it."

"You had some pretty crazy mood swings. We couldn't risk- ahh!" Hidan jumped up as Konan grabbed her stomach.

"Pein!" Hidan yelled, slightly freaking out.

~~~~~Next morning~~~~~

Hidan stood in front of the full body mirror in her and Kakuzu's room. "God, I'm fucking fat." Kakuzu hugged her from behind.

"You're pregnant, not fat."

"Shut up."

"Hurry up. Konan wants you to see the babies."

"Babies?"

"Twins."

"Wow..."

"They're both boys."

"Lucky her. What'd you think ours will be?"

"I don't care what the baby is. It'll be perfect like you."

"Aww." Hidan kissed her lover on the cheek. In the medical wing, Hidan knocked on the door.

"Come in." The door slowly opened and Hidan stepped in. Konan was holding two bundles, one in each arm. Hidan ran over and sat next to the bed.

"Aww! They're adorable!" One had blue hair, the other's was orange. They were both sleeping soundly.

"Thanks."

"I can't believe you didn't show."

"Me neither." Silence followed. "Would you like to hold one?" Hidan nodded and Konan handed her the one closest to the silver haired woman, the blue haired one. Pein came in a few seconds later and both women looked up at him.

"Can I hold one of my sons?" Hidan handed him the one she was holding.

"I guess I'll leave now." Hidan snuck out the door, leaving them to talk about names.

~~~~~~~Two weeks later~~~~~~~~

Hidan trotted happily down the hall to the main room. Why was she happy? Kakuzu would be home later today, after being gone for thirteen days. At the other side of the base, Konan was sitting next to a crib with two sleeping infants. A loud scream made her jump and drop her book. Then she heard two unexpected words. "The baby!" She shot out of the room after the voice.

~~~~~~That night~~~~~~~

Kakuzu walked quickly up to the huge boulder that was the base. He stopped in the middle of doing the hand signs to open it when he heard a very familiar scream. "FUCK!" He finished the hand signs quickly and shot through the entrance. He ran to the medical wing and almost yanked the door open, but Pein quickly grabbed him.

"We're not allowed in." Kakuzu growled and leaned against the wall next to the door. Only Pein noticed him wince every time the woman let out a scream. Four hours later, the only ones still in the hall were Konan, Kakuzu, Pein, Itachi, and Deidara. Kakuzu and Itachi were leaning against the wall, Deidara was sitting on the floor, and Konan was sitting on the floor and leaning against the wall. She had both her children in her arms and the two infants were still asleep.

"These kids could sleep through anything."

"Hn." Itachi said, bored. Suddenly, an eardrum busting scream pierced the night air and a little whine could be heard through the door. Everyone looked up as the door opened. The medical ninja stood there, smiling.

"Beautiful twin girls." She looked around. "She's asking for someone named Kakuzu." Kakuzu pushed past her and sat next to the bed.

"Hiiiiiii, fuck-face." The tired woman on the bed said sleepily to the masked man.

"You didn't change back?"

"No. I want her nice and calm when I sacrifice her."

"Funny. You wanted her to be cared for a few weeks ago."

"I don't have female hormones anymore." Kakuzu chuckled and looked at his daughters. One had his tan skin and black fluff for hair, while the other looked like Hidan, with silver hair and pale skin. Only, the silver haired girl had Kakuzu's stitches, everywhere exept her face.

"They look nothing like each other."

"That just makes them even more special."

"Wow. Twins."

"Yeah. We're gonna have our hands full. What should we name them?"

"The one that looks like you should be Hiimiikii."

"Then the one that looks like you should be Kaza."

"Perfect names." A smile from the woman on the bed lit up the room.