An Interview with...
Fullmetal Alchemist (brotherhood)
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Missanimestranger: Hi! I'm doing this interview with my mate Middeneaht.
Middeneaht: Yo!
Missanimestranger: To make things easier for the interview Middeneaht and I will be using other names. I shall be known as ROXY!
Middeneaht: Uhh... That name doesn't really suit you. How about Bobby! ^-^
MAS: What! No I like that name. Were on the internet I can be what I want!
Middi: *Sigh* I was only joking. T.T
MAS: Oh... Well go on, what's your name then?
Middi: MAISIE!
Mas: Right, I'm Roxie and she's Masie and together we are Rox-ie?
Middi: How about... Roxie and Maisie!
MAS: arg, you're so unimaginative. Ever heard of Jedwood?
Middi: They suck. T.T
MAS: I never said they were good...
Ed: Get on with It!
Al: We've been sat here for hours!
Middi: You complain too much. But they do have a point...
M&M: ON WITH THE SHOW!
Ed: Interview.
M&M: Whatever!
(Disclaimer- We do not own FMA.)
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Author's thoughts
Things going on.
Talking
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Roxie: VIC!
Maisie: Way to start an interview.
Ed: Who's Vic and why are you looking at me when you say that?
Roxie: *Ignoring last question* you're a lot shorter-I mean taller than I thought you'd be.
Masie: Now you've done it.
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SMALL!
Everyone in the interview room- Uh, I mean masie's living room sweat drops. Roxie throws milk at Ed.
Maisie: You've ruined the Carpet!
Roxie: hehe
Al: Can we get on with the interview?
Masie: Right. *glares at Roxie* Let's get on with it.
Roxie: First question! Ummm... what to say So... Ed...
Ed: *death glare*
Roxie: Hows being short for ya! Hee, heee!
Maisie: She just doesn't get it. But then she's probably just doing this to wind him up.
Ed: *Being held down by Al, Roy and Riza* WHO ARE YOU CALLING SMALL YOU-!
Roxie: I'm only joking Ed *starts stroking Ed's hair* So soft! I love you! Hehe. My real first question is What's it like having automail?
Winry appears in room and glares at Ed.
Ed: Uhh... It's great! Yeah! Especially when you have a great automail mechanic like Winry.
Maisie: Do I detect some sort of romance going on here?
Ed & Winry: SHUT UP!
Winry throws spanner at Masie, who gets knocked out.
Roxie & Armstrong: Aww, such a cute couple!
Winry and Ed glare at them but start blushing.
Roxie: So...
Maisie leaps up from ground.
Maisie: Next question!
Roxie: You recovered fast.
Maisie: Armstrong, why don't you show us some of your moves!
Armstrong: OF CORSE! I WOULD LOVE TO SHOW YOU SOME OF THE THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN PASSED DOWN THROUGH THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS! *Pulls his top off*
Maisie: Why does he always have to do that!
Roxy: Yeah and why is it we never see your mouth, got any horrible boils under that blonde mess of yours ARMSTRONG.
Armstrong: I'm just practicing the skill of 'not moving your lips when speaking' that has been passed down through the Armstrong family for GENERATIONS!
M&R: Rrriiiggghhhtt...
Maisie: Well, we're off to have lunch!
Roxie: Be back in a bit!
Ed: Don't leave us here!
M&R: You'll be fine!
They walk out the door. There's a click from the other side.
Everyone apart from Armstrong, who's too busy showing off his body: THEY'VE LOCKED US IN!
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(In the background behind the door)
(A/N: These events really did happen)
Roxie: Maisie, the ketchup's not coming out
Maisie: Ok, give it here.
Sound of a bottle shaking.
Maisie: Come out of there you stupid tomato sauce that goes with sausages and bacon! Wait I don't even like bacon.
Roxie: And I'm a vegetarian!
Maisie: No, you're just fussy and don't eat red meat.
Roxie: Why you!
Explosion!
The FMA gang fall from the door. Al falls on Tv remote.
Fullmetal alchemist theme tune starts playing.
Al: Hey, it's us!
Ed: Maybe we could use this to get back to our world.
Roxie appears in door with red all over her.
Roxie: don't get any ideas. *leaves*
Al: Was that blood or ketchup?
Winry: Well she was in the room with Maisie.
Ed: if it's ketchup that's what she gets for pouring milk all over me!
Roxie: *appears again* I can still hear you.
Ed: hehe.
5 minutes later
The 2nd fullmetal alchemist theme tune starts playing.
Ed: First they say their having lunch and now their watching telly!
Roxie: Come on Maisie dance with me
*beep beep*
M&R: PIZZA
Woman's voice: No it needs be in for longer.
M&R: Noooo!
*Door handle turns*
Youger woman's voice: Maisie why is the door locked
Maisie: No reason. Just don't go in there. Just go sit in your room.
YWV: Um, ok.
A minute later
M&M: PIZZA!
Another minute later
Roxie: *singing* 0 3 5 6 77 8 5 4
Ed: What's she doing now?
Roy: Singing numbers.
Ed: I know that but why!
Roxie: Hi dad...
FMAC: Oh.
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Half an hour later...
Walking back into inter- living room.
Maisie: That Pizza was amazing!
Roxie: Yummy!
Ed: Well it sure took you long enough.
Roxie gets out a bottle of milk.
Al: *Gets out note book* Pizza. One of the things I'm going to eat once I get my body back.
Roxie: Question time!
Maisie: What's alchemy like?
Ed's about to answer.
Roxie: Well we're out of time!
FMAC: WHAT!
Maisie: Bye-ne!
Roxie: Lucky channel reference!
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MAS: We hope you enjoyed our 'interview'!
Middi: Review! Review! Review!
MAS: yes please do. Heh, it rhymes!
Middi: Oh yes if anyone would like to read my FMA fic it's called 'ready to die'. It's a character death fic. *cough* Edward *caugh*
Ed: WHAT!
MAS: Oh I felt so sorry for him. I cried!
Middi: So you do like Ed!
MAS: Says the one who kills him.
Middi: At least I don't sing about pencil cases!
MAS: That reminds me. Ed!
Ed: What?
MAS: *hands him a piece of paper* sing this!
Ed: *looks at paper* No.
MAS: WHAT!
Ed: I'll sing it but I'll do a different version.
MAS: Ok... Middi turn the music on!
Ed: Come aboard and bring along all your hopes and dreams...
Ed & MAS: together we will everything that we're looking for.
All: ONE PIECE! *Dance of into the sunset singing 'We are!'*