Germany: Hello if you are a country and you're having trouble with another country please talk to me, Germany Kyle, and I will sort you out.
Italy: Ve~ and we'll give you pasta.
Germany: ITALY what are you doing this is an advert!
Italy: Ve ~ but everyone loves pasta. Plus I was hired by someone to be the chef.
Germany: Who hired you?
Russia: I did.
Germany: WHO THE HELL HIRED RUSSIA.
Russia: I hired myself.
Germany: Fine, you two are in the show. (sighing)
Italy: Ve~ YAY.
Russia: Can I use this. (holding an axe)
Germany: NO YOU CAN NOT.
Italy: Ve~ Germany look at my pasta.
Germany: CAMERAMAN STOP RECORDING.
Romano: Shut up you bastard!
Germany: Damn it…
This is my first one so no swearing unless you like it. Please send reviews so I can do your ideas.
Or perhaps your OCs need help? R and R!