Fiyero da Gangsta!!!!
Wassup peeepleees!!! I just got to thinkin about gangstas and Fiyero and how WICKED it would be for him to be one! So... dis is just a few random spitballers oneshots about if Fiyero were a gangster. R&R if you want more!
Warning: language, drinking, maybe even some sex, but that's just the gangster way
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"Fiyero? Where are you?" Galinda looked around for her friend.
"Yo, yo, home dog! Wassup?" A very drunken man rocked onto the scene.
"Fiyero, you aren't drunk again are you?"
"Hellz no, bitch! I still be poppin dem bottles."
"You're not drunk?" The blond raised a skeptical eyebrow.
"Well, I aint dead yet, and those ass-lickin' mother fuckers ain't locked me up yet."
"Fiyero, I'm taking you home." Galinda bit her lip.
"What no, bitch! Get your fuckin hands off me! You little cock sucking mother fuckin little-" The man couldn't say much more because someone gave him a big blow to the head.
"He was really getting annoying." Elphaba walked out of the darkness carrying a heavy book. Galinda smiled slightly as the two girls pulled him to the dorms.
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Galinda glowered heavily at the drunken man in his comatose state. "Galinda." The blond realized she was growling angrily.
"Never... in all my years have I known someone to snore so loud..." She clinched her fists.
Elphaba put a hand on her shoulder. "Well, that's not very long."
"A girl needs her beauty sleep to keep her youth!!!" Galinda felt like she may strangle Fiyero, who snored louder by the second.
"You can go one night without a good night's sleep. You'll still be beautiful." Elphaba grabbed the blonde's trembling hand to calm her down.
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When Fiyero woke up, it was less than pleasant. "What the hell am I doing here?"
"Sleeping through, yet another hangover." A very wary Elphaba sighed, shaking her head.
"You stupid ass bitches raped me?" He asked, oblvious to the green girl's explanation. "Tell me," he smirked, "I was good right?"
"Fiyero, you're-" Galinda started.
"Shit, bitches, you call me by my street name the Yo-Yo. Got it?"
"Fiyero, your drinking is getting out of control!" Galinda snapped.
"The Yo-Yo!" Fiyero snapped back.
I refuse to call you that, Fiyero Tiggular." The blond shouted.
"Oh, that's it, bitch you just crossed the line!"
Another book whacked his head.
"OW! You mother fuckin' dipshit bitch!" He swore at the Elphaba who looked disappointed with the book for not knocking him out the second time.
"Fiyero, I'm sorry." She muttered sarcastically.
"Tell you what. You get me some beer, bitch. Maybe I'll forgive ya." He said, not even looking at her. "And throw in a lap dance or two."
"ELPHIE STOP!" Galinda grabbed the green girl, who was going to murder the Yo-Yo bare handed for even suggesting such a thing.
"Even better!" Fiyero clapped. "You girls gimme a little lesbo action.
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Sorry if you don't like gay jokes (though the Yo-Yo wasn't joking) Nothing against homosexuality here. ^^' I don't wanna be throttled by Elphie. Well, tell me what'cha think.