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READ THIS! Dedication: Saint Fang of Boredom, who every time I read Another Form of Avian-Flu it inspires me to write the craziest things, to always bittersweet x who puts a smile on my face with her stories, To Quick4eva who will always be with me when I laugh, and to my family whenever they need it, I will always make them laugh...

You know when A.) The world is going to end or B.) Insanity is a law...when...

Sirius is writing poetry and listening to Twinkle Little Star.

Remus marries himself.

Molly lies in a hammock drinking butterbeer on a non-existent island.

Arthur actually becomes a Muggle.

The Aurors befriend Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.

Bellatrix takes ballet.

Luna butters her face.

Sirius' face gets burned when communicating by floo(get it? His face burned by the fire?).

Fang comes and marries of Ginny instead of Max, becoming Finny or Gang.

Harry dyes Hedwig's feathers black making her Goth.

Charlie marries Tonks (-sigh- for you bittersweet).

When Umbridge can walk and chew gum at the same time.

Draco becomes a beggar.

Lucius braids he hair.

When James calls himself Frodo.

A Hobbit does jumping jacks in Harry's room.

When Fang becomes Nudge and Nudge becomes Fang.

Dumbledore stumbles through a door (rhyme).

Bill cuts his hair.

Snape becomes a princess.

Fudge eats fudge.

Aberforth gets high off of Altoids.

Dobby dives into a tank full of tic-tacks.

Remus puts a cake on his head, attempting to play volleyball.

Greyback belly dances with a tuti- fruiti headress.

Cedric Diggory becomes a vampire with wings.

Mundungus showers.

Gandalf and Dumbledore are brothers.

Flitwick hosts a dance party.

Ron becomes scared of squirrels named Quirinus Quirrell.

Potterride and Bittersweet x becomes enemies for life.

Potterride never laughs.

Butterbeer has alcohol in it.

Sirius combs his hair.

Bill and Charlie play "Ring Around the Roses" which originated from the Black Plague.

Potatoes outlaw apples.

Percy skips around the Ministry.

Death. I've learned many things about it.

Life is fair.

Lily asks James for a Piggy Back Ride.

Peter becomes a conceited jerkface-wait that's true.

Harry's hair jet black hair becomes snow white hair.

Arabella Figg ate a fig.

Ducks named Tom become magical.

Ted Tonks paints himself red and does the Worm.

Hermione plays a prank and Fred and George while they are studying.

I think the last one went a bit too far, I mean it's not possible is it? Well, if that does happen then the world is really ending...or insanity is a law.

A/N: Can anyone tell me why I wrote this? Please do not think that I am crazy..well I am...- smiles innocently- hope you smiled/laughed or shook your head in shame..please no flame plz not flamers Laugh and smile today :)

good luck with life