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Open Scene
Stupid kid: I'm king of the world!
Sweeney: Yes, there's no place like London.
Stupid: WTF?
Sweeney: Listen, kid. It's not my fault you didn't read the F***ing script, but at this point you're supposed to ask for a meaningless back story that is pretty much the backbone for the entire F***ing plot of this movie.
Stupid: Hey, aren't you the one who was framed for raping a girl and sentenced to spend forever and a day on this ship? And while you're out you're supposed to become a pirate and kill another pirate and get yourself killed and come back to life and…
Sweeney (hangs head in shame at talking to the moron): You're crossing scripts again, Jam- um, what's your name again?
Stupid: I don't remember.
Sweeney: Pirelli? No, no he was the weird fake Italian dude who sounded like he had literally no balls.
Toby: Hey, am I supposed to play the abused kid yet?
Sweeney (Kicks kid off stage): STFU, moron. That's two pages from here, and at the rate of this movie, that's eternity. Go away or it won't only be sir Unich-a-lot that kicks your ass from here to Venice.
Stupid: I'm king of the-
Sweeney (pushing kid into the water): Shut up, you little brat-!
(Sweeney realizes they docked and the kid went through the dock into the water)
Sweeney: Whoops. Now look what you made me do, you stupid kid. You have to pay for this.
(Sweeney walks off the boat and starts heading to a currently undisclosed location)
Sweeney: There's a hole in the world like a great big pit and sunshines and lollipops inhabit it and… Wait, WTF? LINE!