"Did you get the answer to number eight?" I asked my friend Lindsey as we sat beside one of Hogwart's many giant windows pouring over out potions homework.
"I dunno," She sighed, "I wasn't paying attention…"
"Great," I muttered angrily, "I wasn't either… Let's just skip that and move on, we can bum it off of some upperclassmen later…"
"Good idea," she said, sounding relieved, "Because I was not listening at all in his class… Like, I seriously spent the whole time trying to figure out to bewitch a Fanged Frisbee to follow Filch around all day…"
I snickered, "Nice one!" Then burst out laughing at something I saw the day before came back to me.
"What's so funny, Libby" Lindsey asked curiously, "Was it about the prank on Filch?"
"Nah," I cackled, "you will never believe who I saw at the quidditch match yesterday!"
"Who was it? I heard there were a lot of VIPs there," she said blankly, absently scratching her quill against the window pane.
"Yeah, it was Draco's father… But that's not the best part..." I grinned, barely containing my laughter, "He had some kind of..." I lowered my voice, "Weird cane…"
"A cane? Is that all?" Lindsey stared at me in shock, "That's not even a joke… Let alone a funny one!"
"No… But I thought of a name for it…" I muttered, "It's Snakey the pimp cane."
Lindsey roared with laughter, "Snakey the pimp cane? Haaaaa! Nice one!"
We slapped high fives, "Yeah I know. LUCIUS MALFOY CARRIES A PIMP CANE NAMED SNAKEY!" I roared.
"I do what now?" A snide voice from behind me demanded.
"Oooh shit…" I muttered under my breath, "busted."
"Fifteen points from Ravenclaw," another voice said from behind me, one I instantly recognized as Snape's "and detention."
Later in detention…
I sighed, bored to tears as my quill scratched out, "The term 'pimp cane' is not appropriate for use at Hogwarts, especially in front of Lucius Malfoy."
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" I roared loudly, banging my head against the desk.
"Quiet!" Snape hissed, obviously not amused.
I banged my head against the desk once more, only two hundred more lines to go. Damn that pimp cane.