A/N: I heard the song "Waking Up In Vegas" By Katy Perry and I thought of this idea. Anyway, here's the first chapter and I hope you like it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach; I make no profit from this.

At first, when Hiyori started to wake up, it felt like any other morning. But she quickly discovered it wasn't when her head began to throb, she discovered Shinji beside her... and that she was naked.

Her eyes teared up, her heart drumming in her chest and the only thought running through her mind was now I'll never be a virgin bride... Pulling back her hand to hit Shinji for ruining her life, something flashed.

Upon closer study, she realized she was wearing a wedding ring. Careful inspection turned up the fact that, yes indeed-y, Shinji was wearing one too.

"Oh hell no..." Hiyori whispered, trying to find something she could pull on and leave. Where was she? It looked like a hotel room, but a large one. On a nearby cart, an empty champagne bottle stood tall.

Hiyori's hands shook as she pulled on a white sundress she found on the floor. It was clearly hers, though it didn't look like anything she would wear, it was in her size. Bringing her hands to eye level, she growled. "Damn it, stop shaking." She continued her search, this time for shoes.

She came up one short, and, aggravated, heaved the one she had at Shinji. It connected with his head and he sat up.

"Where the hell am I?" He rubbed his head where the white Mary Jane had connected. "Hiyori! What's going on?" Shinji glanced down, realizing that he was naked. "Did we..." He trailed off.

"I hate you!" Hiyori screamed, rubbing the tears from her eyes. "This is all your fault!"

Shinji sighed, eyeing the empty champagne bottle. "We obviously did some things we aren't proud of..." He trailed off again.

"We got married you dumbass!" Hiyori glared at him. "And now I can't be a virgin bride to anyone because we had sex!" She collapsed onto the floor, trying her hardest not to sob as the tears fell.

Shinji froze, and then hurried to get dressed. "Hiyori..." He pulled his boxers on and started towards her, grabbing his pants and putting them on too. "There is one way to solve that problem..." He began slowly.

Hiyori managed another glare despite her tear-soaked face. "What?"

"You'd have to stay with me." Shinji studied her. "Because you were a virgin before we got married, right?"

Hiyori blinked, then grimaced. "I better have been."

Shinji nodded. "So if we stay together, you were a virgin bride."

Hiyori said nothing for once. He had a point, and it wasn't like she had married a stranger and lost her virginity to someone she didn't know. She'd known Shinji practically forever. Maybe she could make this work...

"Yeah, we know what happened last night." Lisa traded a look with Love and Rose, but it was Mashiro who spoke.

"You were freaking out because you said only a pervert would marry a girl who looks twelve." Mashiro rocked onto her toes, then heels. Toes, heels, toes, and heels again. "And finally Shinji said, 'If you're so damn worried about it, I'll marry you' and you said, 'I dare you to.' Then you guys left." Mashiro beamed at Kensei, proud of herself for remembering everything.

"You drunk dialed us at about two in the morning." Lisa added, her eyes never leaving her manga. "You," She pointed at Shinji. "Said you had consummated the marriage. Hiyori was hiccupping in the background. You both seemed incredibly intoxicated at that point, but I'm guessing the alcohol was broken out after the fact, though. Pretty hard to get so drunk and then have sex. I would know." Lisa's tone was even, but Rose let out a chuckle.

"Shut it." Hiyori snapped at the third division ex-captain. What could I have been thinking to have sex with Shinji? She thought. Could I have been so upset that I wanted to? Even when he drinks he's never so much as touched me, and we weren't drinking yet at that point. What was I thinking? I'm the dumbass... She turned and headed to her room before anyone could see the tears and shame in her eyes.

"So why did you just let us leave to go get married?" Shinji sighed.

Rose blinked at him. "At the time, neither of you were judgment-impaired by drugs or alcohol. You both left of your own volition. Who were we to stop you? When has anyone in this house ever stopped anyone else here from doing what they want? It didn't endanger your life, so why should we have stopped you?"

Shinji, too angry to form words, followed Hiyori to her room in hopes of calming her.

A/N: So there's the first chapter. What did you think?