Witches, Ninjas, and Demons

Kiki's POV

"Kiki, they're looking at us." my cat said, pointing out the obvious. He was kind of annoying, but I loved him anyway.

"I know. Smile so we make a good impression." I said, giving the biggest smile that I could. I flew through the new town that I had become so entranced by and flew into a tunnel. Unfortunately, I failed to notice the double decker bus on the other side. I screamed and took evasive action on my broom. By evasive action, I mean flying like a crazy woman. I'm only a witch in training. Would you have done any differently? Didn't think so. I finally landed on the sidewalk after my little moment of excitement. I noticed people staring at me, especially a boy about my age wearing a lot of orange with some kind of headband on his head. I quickly fixed my broomstick and introduced myself.

"um… hi. My name is Kiki and im a witch. And this is my cat Jiji. And we'd be honored if we could live in your city." I said with a bow. "Its so beautiful here and what a gorgeous clocktower!" I said excitedly. However, I noticed most of the people looking at me strangely.

"That's nice dear. Bye." An old woman said as most of the crowd walked away, leaving me and the orange-clad boy. That's when the policeman came running up to me. I saw the boy run off with a wink that made me blush.

"Hey kid, what do you think you're doing flying around on that broomstick of yours. You almost caused a big accident!" the policeman said in a scolding tone.

"I'm sorry sir, but I'm a new witch. We're supposed to fly around." I said in an apologetic tone as jiji looked warily at the policeman.

"You're supposed to obey the law. Now give me your name and address." The policeman said sternly as he pulled out a notepad.

"Are you going to tell my parents?" I asked with more fear in my voice than I had hoped. I just couldn't bare the thought of my parents thinking that I was failing already.

"Of course I'm going to tell your parents. I have to do that with every minor." I felt my heart sink and my stomach do backflips until I heard something that made my heart race.

"Thief! THIEF!" I heard someone shout as the boy in orange and past us with a bag full of what looked like ramen noodles.

"Darn it! This time he won't get away. You stay right there, witch. GET BACK HERE NARUTO!" The policeman said as he gave chase without warning.

"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS!" I heard him shout as he laughed maniacally.I noticed something: the boy had a receipt in his hand. That meant one thing to me: he made himself a distraction so I could get away. I cautiously sidestepped into an alley and walked down another street with jiji walking beside me. After a few minutes, I heard a noisy bike horn that startled me slightly.

"Hey miss!" I heard as a boy with brown hair wearing a striped shirt. He rode up next to me on a bicycle with a dreamy grin on his face.

"I'm the one who shouted thief. Pretty clever, huh? You must be a real live witch, the way you can fly that broom? Do you think you could teach me how to fly it?" He was assaulting me with question after question, not even giving me a chance to answer. I ignored him, seeing as he didn't even try to help me when the policeman showed up. He continued to try to flirt with me until I whirled around to face him with the angriest expression I could muster.

"Thank you for helping me, but I really shouldn't be talking to you. And do you want to know why?. It's very rude to talk to a girl, especially before you even know her name!" I said as I turned and ran into an alley. Once I was safe, I took off immediately. I couldn't get the color orange out of my head.

Naruto's POV

I watched as the young witch flew overhead with a smile of serenity. She may have looked like she knew what she was doing, but I could tell she didn't know where she was going. I watched as she flew into the tunnel. As soon as she did, I heard a scream, along with the sound of a few cars crashing. I side-stepped just in time as she flew past me through the crowd at breakneck speed. She flew up and disappeared around the corner. I immediately followed to see if she was ok. I stared at her as she landed safely and fixed her broom.

"um… hi. My name is Kiki and im a witch. And this is my cat Jiji. And we'd be honored if we could live in your city." She said with a bow. "Its so beautiful here and what a gorgeous clocktower!" She said excitedly. I smiled at her until i saw the cop walk up to her. I immediately knew I had to help her. I told my friend, Tombo, my plan. It was a distraction plan: simple, but effective. Of course, I was going to be the distraction, so I bought 50 packs of ramen from the closest store and took off running.

"Thief! THIEF!" I heard Tombo shout as I passed Kiki and the cop. I knew I had his attention immediately. He gave orders to Kiki to stay there as he took off after me.

"GET BACK HERE NARUTO!" I heard him shout in anger. He knew it was impossible to catch me, yet he always kept trying. He never would, though. If I could outrun the Jonin back home and the claws of the Shinigami, this cop didn't stand a chance.

"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS!" I shouted defiantly as I rounded a corner. I immediately created a handful of clones and strategically set them in a wild goose around the city. With my part finally completed, I ran up the wall of a building and took off across the rooftops, searching for the broom-riding angel. I finally found Tombo flirting with her. What was worse was that he was trying to take credit for my plan. However, before i could go down and teach him a lesson Granny Tsunade style, Kiki whirled around and told him off. She looked so cute when she was angry. I watched her run and take off into the sky. I couldn't help but stare at her until she finally disappeared from view. I smiled to myself as Kyuubi let out a chuckle.

"Maybe she can ease the pain in your heart, Kit." I heard him say softly.

"Maybe, Fuzzbutt. Just maybe." I replied with a smile.

Well, thats chapter 1. hope you all enjoyed it. i'll try to update every month, but it will be hard, so please do not rush me. no yaoi. i cant stand that shit. until next time, BELIEVE IT!