A/N: Another story with loads of slang! A huge cuss fight – YAY! HPHarry VVoldemort
Gangsta Cuss Fight
HP: U cussing mi mom?
V: Yea, I am. What u gonna do 'bout it?
HP: You're mom has got da fattest but I eva see!
V: U cussing ma mom now!?
HP: U wanna fight?
V: I wanna fight, I wanna kill u, innit!
HP: I'll bust u up little girl.
V: course u will, NOT!
HP: U saying I'm fat?!
V: Yea, u little fat man
HP: I no u r
V: dat ain't ture
HP: r u sure 'bout dat
V: I'm sure, but r u?
HP: u ain't cuz u 'ave no brain
V: I no u don't
HP: I do cuz I go school. U old, wrinkly and no nuttin'
V: u a little baby, u 2 stupid
HP: I smarter dan u eva b
V: course u r
HP: so glad u agree
V: but I don't
HP: but u do, so shut up
V: u r a 4eyes
HP: Yawn, bad cuss
V: You're hole family ain't potty trained, dat y u called da Potter's! Ha ha ha!!!
HP: u called da Riddle's cuz u disabled, no 1 can figure u out! Ha ha ha!!!
V: No, we r Riddle's cuz we shrouded in mystery
HP: Whatever, u fuckin' shitty faced cockmaster.
HP walks away
Malfoy: u shouldn't 'ave took dat
V: …!?
A/N: They weren't my best cusses, well the last one was…but I really couldn't think of any good ones. Well…maybe if I make another one I'll be more prepared… Please review!