there once was two countrys named america and france america was fat and france that like to pick its nose, they were both best friends , but ametica had feelings for france and wanted to hump it, and then there was italy who was shaped like a hooker boot, america, france and italy had a heated conversation about pizza and italy blurted out loudly ''PIZZA GUMMIES WILL RULE THE WORLD JUST LIKE PIZZA DID!'' then germany kicked down the door and yelled '' DID YOU SAY PIZZA?!'' while making crazy eyes at italy , italy took a quick look at germanys googly eyes and ran out the back door france followed and america grabbed the box of pizza off the table and ran with half a slice of pizza hanging out of his mouth germany ran and america stopped at the top of a hill and germany caught up and took the pizza and kicked america, america went rolling down the hill 90mph and almost killed italy and france they helped him on his feet he felt somthing bumpy on his chest , it was a half peice of pizza covered in road rock he fed it to a strange dog named africa , he was a black dog. france asked america if he was the one who created rocky road (the ice cream) , ''no that was italy'' replied america and austria walked up to them and said ''how do you know when china's horny?'' how asked a very excited america ausrtia said ''when they close the doors of the great wall, then china does ''stuff'' with japan.

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