The Rabbit and the Turk
by DARK PLATYPUS

disclaimer: hello, hello this is just me saying that i do not own FFVII because if i did, let's just say there wouldn't be an advent children!

welcome, welcome this is my first ever Reno/Tifa fanfic so i hope u enjoy, please review after this enjoy... p.s. sorry if there are any spelling mistakes or just any mistakes at all!

Tifa Lockhart frantically tore through the dark, empty alley her gasps becoming swifter but heavy with exhaustion suddenly she halted to a stop her legs now aching with lethargy, giving in to the syrupy temptation of looking back her eyes were greeted to an empty alley a black kitten crawling out from the trash can- the carcass of a fish trapped in its mouth.

"I lost him" an eased sigh passed her lips, the kitten slowly trotted to her feet, meowing loudly as its body rubbed boldly against her leg. Laughing heartily she cradled the kitten in her arms and began to stroke its furry midnight stained head, she giggled as the kitten responses to her strokes was loud purring. "Yeah, I lost him…for now" her streak of respite was crushed as worry soon drifted to conscious. Yuffie was right; from the start it was a bad idea! Then again going to the SHINRA annual party to obtain info of their new shenanigans was in fact a bad idea! Especially when she was the one going undercover as a hired lap dancer! The plan was perfectly planned-like a recipe for the ultimate Black Forest gateau! All she had to do was go to the party as a hired lap dancer named "Honey bunny", perform a lap dance for the "naughty wolves" of SHINRA and finally putting her skills as a hostess to good use she'd wean out the info from one of the drunken male Turks or even better the charismatic president himself but not everything goes all to plan in fact it all turned out wrong! Though the good aspects were that the "older" members decided to hit the Golden Saucer for a bingo tournament so it was only Rufus and the Turks who stayed at the venue but in the end they all plummeted to their dooms like flies, it all started when Rude suffered a nose bleed which had almost frightened her to death, "I guess giving Rude a lap dance was a bad idea after all" she sighed as she remembered the look on the bald Turk's face as she straddled him, rubbing her body against his unfortunately her performance was cut short as he sprinted to the bathroom and never came out. Tseng was last seen lying on the floor like a corpse, a lampshade concealing his head while Elena and Rufus were being intoxicated by the authentic margaritas in other words they got smashed- hard. Yep everyone was just about smashed apart from Rude who was probably having a good wank or fainted during the process of cleaning his nose…everyone except him…Reno! Her face plunged into a deep red blush as she began to remember her lap dance performance, she had put on the full works just for him and him only, she pressed her large breasts against his chest, straddling him sighing as she performed her sultry lap dance, she could feel his scorching breath on her skin as he held her close, his tongue swarming down her neck, she remembered how hard his arousal felt as it pressed against her, normally she would have moved away revolted however her only response to his erection was petting the redhead's penis whilst licking her lips hungrily. When she thought about it she was quite pleased to have taken the lap dancing lessons from Sierra. She felt embarrassed by her attire since it consisted of a white lace strapless bra, a black thong garnished with a bunny tail, red high heels and her head crowned with a pair of bunny ears with a outfit like hers she could steal any man's heart in fact she remembered how Yuffie pummeled the living daylights out of the male members of AVALANCHE because they wouldn't stop ogling at Tifa. Suddenly the kitten's head bobbed up- it's ears erected with alertness, she gasped as the black kitten leaped from her arms and galloped into the darkness. without warning hands from behind seized her breasts squeezing them hard, fingers entrenching into her nipples, "I've got you finally" the redheaded Turk breathed into her long midnight hair inhaling the sweet scent of her hair, enjoying the sweet scent of her body. "You're even more hotter when the moon shines on you" he planted a light kiss against her cheek, his hands slowly moving stealthily towards her thong-desperate to make her scream. "You can never run away from me" he made a sexual growl as his fingers squeezed her wet nub, and like a twig bent to its extent Tifa snapped! She had just about had enough of Reno's lecherous antics and enough was enough! "Yeah fucking right!" she smiled evilly as her heel stabbed into his foot followed by Reno's profanities! "Not bad Tifa but I was expecting something a bit more harsh" suddenly he swore out loud once more as Tifa ruthlessly tackled him- his head hitting the wall firmly! "Shit, not so hard!" he hissed from the painful throbbing that welled in his head but his pain was soon averted as he felt the softness of her breasts pressing into his chest! "I'm not as innocent as you think I am" she whispered licking his ear seductively, "now talk" her soft whisper became a harsh demanding tone, making his erection harder- he always found Tifa sexy when she played the icy dominatrix it was just one of many turn-ons he had for Tifa and her whispers made him more desperate to ravish her. "And if don't?" still bearing remains of his well-known cockiness. he tensed himself as Tifa's slender fingers seized his erected arousal, sliding her hand up and down-her hand movements becoming faster and even harder, she glared at him, her chocolate dyed eyes filled with a dark, twisted sexual vice "I'll see to it that I personally mutilate your dick" she purred coldly moaning pleasurably as his penis grew even harder. Reno made a deep aroused sigh as her hand job became a blend of pleasure and pain, "that's what you think" he grinned devilishly as his hands pressed onto her rear making escape for her futile! "No fair!" she pouted, her hands now pressed onto his warm, sweaty chest. "Life's a bitch doll-face get used to it" he wolf-whistled once more at her attire, his hands and fingers pulling off incredible magic on Tifa's rear silencing her lovely moans with kisses. "Jackpot" he grinned as he skillfully pulled down her thong revealing her naked rear, "no!" she screeched as she felt his fingers pumping into her wet vagina. "Please stop" she begged, her arms coiled around his neck, her fingers losing itself in his crimson soiled hair, she let out a lustful sigh as he pulled his fingers out, "taste" he murmured, forcing his juice soaked fingers into her mouth, he chuckled as he watched her suck hungrily- when she wanted to be dirty she could-just one of the many things Reno had envied Cloud for, he moved his fingers away from her mouth holding her tightly-making sure she didn't collapse. "Don't move" Reno muttered as he pulled out a knife, Tifa shuddered as he slid the cold blade under her bra ripping it in two- her bra dropped to the ground she was now completely defenseless against him. "Nice set babe!" his wolf-whistle was slow this time, his eyes lingered onto her erected nipples, desperate for a man's attention- to have a man suckling onto her nipple. "Very nice" he squeezed her breasts, pressing them together, kneading them slowly, teasingly! Tifa moaned in ecstasy, relishing this sensation, her eyes widened as Reno forced his lips onto hers, enjoying the taste of her lips, her hand pressed onto his head urging him to deepen their kiss. suddenly something fell down her throat- a pill? A drug? She drew back, her hands covering her bare chest staring at him in horrified anger as he struck his casual pose licking his lips lustfully at her. "Not bad doll-face, looks like Cloud isn't giving you much love eh?" he straightened his tie, walking closer to where she stood, cornering her "the pill only works on chicks, pretty big on the black market" he revealed a blue and red pill decorated with yellow stars. "I wonder when it'll start to kick in" he smirked, she may have been cornered and naked but if she played her cards right she knew that if a fight was going to break out chances were Reno would be too busy ogling her body to defend himself…or his crown jewels for that matter. "You're finished!" She growled, in the blink of an eye she lunged at him tackling him to the floor if Tifa didn't have such a bloodthirsty expression on her face this moment would've been seen as comical- a Turk having the crap pummeled out of him by a naked girl thank fuck Rude isn't here to see this! Reno thought to himself then again if Rude were here he would've died from fatal nosebleed! As Tifa was about to kill him with a punch she froze, her body had now became heavy with fatigue, a fever broke out leaving her panting for cool air was the night this hot? She could barely bring her thoughts together. She realized it wasn't the heat of the night but the drug taking its toll! The last image she had before collapsing was Reno's turquoise eyes staring into her hypnotically. "Should've told her that anger speeds up the effects" he dressed her in his waistcoat, not wanting the poor angel to freeze her arse off, he hoisted her into his arms and carried her off into the darkness, "the night's not over yet doll-face" his tongue caressing her ear. "The night has just begun!"