Monday Night Raw has just wrapped up. Most of the WWE superstars hit the showers. Outside in the parking garage were Ted Dibiase, JTG, and Alex Riley waiting by thier rental car. All three men look impatient and were ready to leave.
"Where the hell is he?' Riley annoyling said while waiting.
As the guys wait, CM Punk and Kofi Kingston walks by them.
"You guys waitin for Primo again?" Punk asked.
The guys all nodded. Punk cracked a smile as he is amused.
"I remember those days car pooling. Now, I have my own bus. It feels great being the best in the world.' Punk said with a cocky tone.
"Yeah it's also feels great being friends with the best in the world." Kofi added on as he and Punk let out a laugh as they get on their high class, expensive bus. The three guys glared at them as they walked off.
"Man I hate those guys." JTG stated.
Finally, after a few moments Primo came out running to the car. He sounded like he was out of breath as he was breathing heavy.
"Finally! What took you so long? Ted asked Primo.
"Yo man it was insane. I was in the dark match and then-"
Riley cutted him off by saying "Yeah. Not interested. Can we go now?"
"Ok." Primo said as he shrugged his shoulders.
All the guys stood there and stared at Primo. Primo looked at them and didn't know what was going on. Primo looked behind him to see what they were looking at. They were clearing looking at him, waiting for him to unlcok the door.
"The keys anyday now." Dibase said with a annoyed look on his face.
Primo looked confused and said "I thought one of you guys had the keys."
The guys moan and grunted. JTG slamed his head onto of the car. Riley clinched his fist, holding in his frustration. Ted was the olny one calm enough.
"You were the last one to have them. You said you was gonna hold on to them." Ted explained.
Primo felt around his pants to see if he had the keys. He shook his head as he doesn't have them. The guys shake their heads as everyone else is leaving the building but them. Primo searches throughout his bag, and fortunately found the keys.
"Oh, here they are. They were in my other pants. Now, I remember. You see, before I hit the showers I-"
"Don't care! Open the door. Let's go home! Riley strongly stated.
Primo unlocked the doors. The guys jam their bags in the trunk of the rental car. They all got into the car. Primo was the designated driver for this occasion. The guys are in the car and have their seat beats buckled. Primo prepares himself before he starts the car. He adjusts the review mirror and side view mirror, pops his knuckles and neck. Riley glares at him with an annoyed look on his face.
"Just getting ready before we hit the road. Primo stated firmly.
Primo finally started the car and drove out of the arean parking lot.
The Road.
Primo, JTG, Ted, and Alex are all in the car. Primo is driving, Riley is in the passanger seat and JTG and Ted sit in the back. Primo decides to cut on the radio. As soon as he cuts it on, Rolling in The Deep by Adele plays. Primo rocks his head to the song and cuts it up loud. Riley turns the volume down.
"Amigo, what are you doing? This is my song!' Primo said as he was getting into the music.
"It's incredibly annoying if you ask me." Riley stated.
"Ah that's not it. You just don't know good music." Primo replied back.
"Actually, I do and Adele is not one of those good music."
"Why you don't like Adele Alex? JTG in the backseat asked.
"She's everywhere! Everytime you turn you radio on, one ofher songs will be playing. Also, she only talks about being heartbroken." Riley stated with confidence.
"Hey, having your heart broken isn't the easiest thing in the world. Trust me, I know." Primo said.
"If you can't take someone breaking up with you easy, then you must be some junior high loser. There's plenty of other women out there."
"I never had to worry about that sort of thing. Which is why I am married. Ted said while showing off his wedding ring.
"You know Ted, I wanna have something like you got. You know like a girlfriend or wife. Primo said.
"What happen to you and Rosa?" JTG
" I don't want to talk about it." Primo quickly shot down response.
Riley grined and looked intrigued.
"I didn't know you and Rosa went out?" Riley says.
"It was nothing." Primo said.
"Nothing? Both of y'all went out for like a month." JTG stated.
"What happened Primo?" Ted asked curiously.
"Nothing happened." Primo said.
"She didn't put out." JTG stated with a smile on his face. He knew he was right.
"No! No! That's not true!" Primo said as he shook his head.
All the guys then looked at Primo. Primo could feel them watching him. He eventually succumb "Alright fine. She didn't put out. Happy now?" Primo said with a sarcastic remark.
"Dude, did you force yourself or she didn't just want to give it up?" Riley asked with a big interest of wanting to know.
"No. She's just one of those types that holds it for her true one." Primo said.
"She didn't think you were the one?" Ted asked.
Primo shook his head. He didn't really feel like explaining anything to the guys.
"Yo I feel for you, she got a phat ass though!" JTG said.
"You know Primo, I could give you advice on women."
"You? Giving advice on women? Ha! Thanks but no thanks. Primo said in comical tone.
"Hey, I'm known for being a ladies man alright. I once dated Kelly Kelly." Riley bragged with confidence.
"That's something to be proud of?" Primo smirkly asked?
"What you trying to say?" Riley replied back.
"Alex, Kelly is one of those girls that's...How do I put it?" Ted paues for a moment, looking for the right wrods to explain to Riley. "She has a reputation. Also, she's not all that in there if you know what I mean."
"What do you mean not all in there?" Riley questioned.
"He means the girl is dumb as hell. It ain't no secret. Everyone knows the girl is just dumb. She has blonde hair which should be obvious that she's stupid." JTG stated explicively.
"HEY, she's not dumb. Okay? Kelly is a very interesting lady." Riley stated, defending Kelly Kelly.
"Name something about her that's interesting besides, her looks, breasts, and ass?" JTG asked Riley on the spot.
"Alright fine. First off, she's..." Riley goes blank. He is trying to think very hard about this. The guys staring at him is not helping him at all. Riley is silence for a few moments. "Just give me a second alright?" Riley sated still thinking.
"It's going to take you a long time. Primo remarked as he let out laugh while driving.