My Self-Insert Phineas and Ferb Fanfiction

I'm looking through the mail on the last day before summer vacation starts and I see a letter.

It reads "Congratulations you have earned the right to spend the summer in Danville, USA with Phineas, Ferb and their friends" I get so excited about this news that I can hardly keep calm. All of a sudden, the letter starts shaking and it provides me with all the things I need for this voyage. It then turns me into a beam of light and warps me to Danville USA during the events of the episode Roller Coaster. I then think aloud to myself (Ok, I may have not seen this episode in a long time. However, If I remember correctly, the 1st thing that should happen is…)

Phineas starts complaining about the blandness of the rollercoaster they got back from.

Me: (I knew it) (If I'm right Phineas is about to get the idea for the crew to build their own roller coaster).

Phineas: I know what we're going to do today! We're going to build a roller coaster.

Me: (If I'm right Isabella should enter with hearts in her eyes in 3, 2,)

Isabella: (Heart Eyed) Hey Phineas

Phineas: Oh, Hey Isabella

Isabella: Whatcha Doin?

Phineas: Building a rollercoaster

Isabella: In your Backyard?

Phineas: Yeah

Isabella: Isn't that kind of impossible?

Phineas: Some might say

Then they notice me and ask who I am

I get a little shy at first because I'm talking to my favorite Disney cartoon trio.

Me: My name is Jason and I got a letter in my mailbox in another world which not only told me I won the right to spend the summer here with you guys but also magically warped me into your show.

Phineas: I'd buy that

Me: Really?

Phineas: Sure in our world, anything is possible.

(Fast forward to the end of the episode)

(Last episode that I'm going to discuss until part 2 is summer belongs to you)

(After Clay Aiken and Chaka Khan's song ends)

Me: Hey Isabella, may I speak to you privately for a second?

Isabella: Sure Jason, what's up

Me: Ok, listen since we're going to be on a 40 hour long trip around the world in this episode, this is the perfect time to mention this.

Isabella: What are you talking about?

Me: I know this show like the back of my hand and if you don't tell Phineas how you feel soon, you eventually end up putting it off until 2 things happen.

Isabella: What kind of things?

Me: Well first off, you kiss him in Across the 2nd Dimension but because you and everyone else know too much about Perry's secret, you all get your memory erased and he doesn't remember you kissing him.

Isabella: What's the second thing?

Me: The second thing is you tell him in the episode Night of The Living Pharmacists but for some reason, the water you guys planned to use to revert the Doof Zombies to their original forms erased your memories of the event.

Isabella: You know what, Jason? You're right! If I don't tell him now, he'll never know.

Phineas: All set to go Ferb?

(Ferb gives a silent thumbs up gesture)

Phineas: Excellent all aboard! Jason, you coming or what?

Me: Wouldn't miss it for the world (I give Isabella a subtle wink gesture)

Isabella: Phineas, I know time is of the essence but if I could just talk to you alone for like 2 minutes there's something I need to tell you

Phineas: What's up?

Isabella: Well Jason says he knows everything we go through like the back of his hand. Anyway, it has come to my attention that unless I tell you this now, you'll forget every time.

Phineas: What are you trying to say, Isabella?

Isabella: What I'm trying to say is this ever since I first moved in across the street, I've had a huge crush on you

Phineas: Really?

Isabella: Didn't you notice the huge hearts in my eyes when you were building the roller coaster?

Phineas: Huh, I guess I didn't we can talk about this more when we leave. Right now we're behind schedule on our departure for Tokyo.

Me: Oh right your first stop on this journey is Tokyo to ask Stacy's cousins for fuel for the plane.

After we do the J-Pop number in Tokyo we run into Vanessa on a trip to enact her dad's evil plans.

Me: Vanessa perfect timing I've got to tell you something about Ferb but that'll have to wait until we land somewhere.

When we crash land on the Himalayas, Baljeet offers for everyone to visit his uncle Sabu for help.

Me: Isabella can I ask you to help me with something?

Isabella: Sure, Jason after you convinced me to get the bravery to confess my feelings to Phineas I'll be glad to help you.

Me: Ok, you know how I said I know what happens here like the back of my hand?

Isabella: Yeah?

Me: Ok well you know that girl Vanessa we're with?

Isabella: What about her?

Me: Similar to how until recently Phineas didn't know you had a crush on him, Ferb has a crush on her but she doesn't know.

Isabella: What's your plan?

Me: I'm going to try to persuade Ferb to bravely confess to Vanessa like how I got you to bravely confess to Phineas.

Isabella: What do you need me for?

Me: I need you to try to convince Vanessa to give Ferb a chance if you know what I mean

Isabella: Ok I'll do it

I rush up to the factory to meet up with the guys while Isabella runs down the mountain to meet Vanessa and Candace.

Me: Hey Ferb may I speak to you privately for a second.

Ferb: What's up?

Me: Ok I know you have a crush on Vanessa but if you keep up your silent routine, She will never know and you're going to lose her to this punk rocker by the name of Johnny or this cool hero type known as Monty.

Ferb: What are you suggesting?

Me: I'm saying you need to spill the beans and confess to her

Isabella: Hey Vanessa may I speak to you alone please?

Vanessa: What's up Isabella?

Isabella: Ok so a little friend of ours a guy named Jason, told me that a certain person with an Easter Island head shaped face and green hair has a crush on you.

Vanessa: Ferb?

Isabella: Yeah I'm guessing that's why he ended up getting the plans for your father's doomsday weapon and why you got the plans for their giant sundae machine

Vanessa: So you're saying that he was so stuck on his crush on me he messed up the blueprints?

Isabella: Yeah anyway please give him a chance.

Vanessa: Why are you doing this?

Isabella: You see, not long before we left , I was in the same boat as you and Ferb; too afraid that I might destroy my friendship with Phineas if I confessed my feelings, but Jason convinced me to speak up and there were no negative consequences.

Vanessa: Ok I'll do it.

Isabella: I know Jason didn't ask me to do this, but I'll play the role of matchmaker one more time.

Candace: Hey Vanessa, what's happening.

Isabella: Perfect timing, Candace. I'd like to talk to you about something. Vanessa, would you go up the mountain?

Vanessa: Of course don't mind me have your little girl talk.

Isabella: Ok Candace, Jason gave me this speech about Phineas, I just gave the speech to Vanessa about Ferb and Jason is giving it to Ferb about Vanessa so please listen.

Candace: What's this about?

Isabella: I know you have a crush on Jeremy but if you don't tell him it'll be too late.

Candace: How am I supposed to tell him?

Isabella: Jeremy is in Paris Right?

Candace: Yeah?

Isabella: Paris is one of our planned stops right?

Candace: Yes?

Isabella: See where I'm going with this?

Candace: I get it I can tell him when we got to Paris

Phineas: Ok everybody, we've got more parts next stop Paris.

(Skip to the arrival back at Danville)

Phineas: I know Isabella, Candace and I are supposed to sing this song but Jason, because you've done us such a great service, why don't you sing it.

Me: The whole thing? Seriously?

Phineas: Sure you've earned it

Me: Ok here goes.

(Cue opening Sax solo)

Me: It's been a long, long day and there were moments when I doubted, that we'd ever reach the point where we could laugh and sing about it. Now the sun has set on this another extraordinary day and when it comes around again you know I'll say, tell me what you wanna do today. All we need is a place to start if we have heart we'll make it cause we're not messing around. We're not messing around. Yes we can dream it, do it , build it, make it. I know we can really take it to the limit before the sun goes down. As soon as you wake up you gotta make your move. Don't miss a beat just get into the groove. The sun is shining there's a lot that you can do. There's a world of possibilities outside your door. Why settle for a little when you can get much more. Don't need an invitation every day is new. Yes it's true Summer belongs to you. Summer belongs to you. Summer belongs to you. Summer Belongs to You. Summer belongs to everyone so have some fun there's nothing better to do summer belongs to you.

Candace: My turn

Me: Ok

Candace: I traveled halfway around the world and almost turned and ran away, but you helped me get my courage back so now I've got to say. That though I often thought of you as just a nuisance and a bother today I can't imagine having better little brothers, and you gotta believe in something. So today I believed in you and you came through we made it. I've never been so proud.

Me: Never been so proud

Candace: I know at first it seemed implausible but we accomplished the impossible. Now there's something I've got to say out loud.

Me: Life's what you make of it so take a chance. Life is full of music so you oughta dance. The world's a stage and it's time for you debut. Yes it's true, summer belongs to you. Summer belongs to boys and girls around the world we wouldn't say it if it wasn't true summer belongs to you. Whatever you want to do you make the rules you've got the tools to see it through, summer belongs to you. Baby, baby, baby summer belongs to you.

Me: So next I believe I join you and meap on your little space adventure correct? Can't wait