Cal Lightman vs. Phantom of the Opera.
A/N okay this occurred to me one day when I asked my friends what would happen if you stuck Cal Lightman with the Phantom of the Opera aka Erik. This is meant to be funny enjoy.
Chapter One.
"Cal, Cal, CAL! I have a case for you!" Cal Lightman turned to see Ria Torres running towards him out of breath, "look if you wanted to give me a case just leave it in my office I'll get to it!" Lightman replied rather annoyed.
"No the person in question is here you're the only one who's going to have a prayer of reading him" Lightman smirked cockily at that taking the case file from Torres.
Chapter Two.
Erik sat in the cold sterile inhuman world; he was dressed in his normal attire though lacking the cape, his white mask firmly in place. He saw a figure enter a shortish man half his height with short brown hair and a British accent, " Hello my name is Lightman and you are?"
He asked as he consulted the case file "Erik, now how about you remove the mask and then we can have a nice chat" Erik simply stared detachedly at him "no" Cal was astonished he didn't show it on his face but this man was perfect not a hair out of place the perfect liar "Why won't you remove the mask?"
"Because there is no need for me to remove it, can we not talk with it on?"
"I need to see your face Erik I am sorry that's just how this works"
" I am not removing my mask, now either you conduct this interview or you let me go"
"Remove the mask"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
Yes"
Cal was well and truly frustrated with Erik and his mask,
"Remove the mask or you can be arrested by the Federal Court" Cal was bluffing but he was hoping Erik didn't know that, "HA no you can't!" it turned out that he did.
Cal stood went back through the main door, leaving Erik sitting in the room staring blankly ahead.
"Bloody hell! I cannot read this man!"
Cal paced as he tried to think how to break Erik.