This is a fanfic that has absolutely no point to it at all im just having some fun. I luv roswell so don't yell at me.

Maria is on stage, sitting cross legged on the stage in front of a huge crowd of people hoping to see an excellent. She starts singing to the tune of this old man also known as I luv you when it was on barney while she holds a picture of Michael to show the audience. They are stunned by the guy in the pic "I love Michael, he loves me, we love each other as much as can be, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to himmmm, wont u say we love each other toooooooooooo.." The audience gives a standing ovation and screams "Encore Encore" so maria starts to sing to the tune of that other barney song "Michael is an alien from some other far away planet. Instead of school he needs to play an intergalactic space war. He loves me and that is true I love him tooooo we love each other so so much and that's the way it issssissss! Thank you thank you thank you very much" Maria yelled as she walked off of stage into michael's arms. He told her that she did a wonderful job and will make a lot of money selling her albums about him

Meanwhile back at the ranch alex was eatin his porage while isabell cooked their dinner. All of a sudden alex proclaimed, "I reckon the stars will come fallin soon u know it has before cause if it didn't I would hav never meted you" "o golly gee alex that is the nicest thing any one has ever said to me I think ill give you a big smootcheroo on the cheek!" Isabel replied Alex leaned in to give her, her cheek to kiss and she slapped him a juicy one. Then they went out to pick some brussel sprouts holding hands.

Max and liz are running to the car, they hop in and chase after the pink corvette stingray. They know that the person in the car is trouble it is a blond curly haired girl who is small though they don't recongnise her at first they can tell that bye the way she makes every one around her die she is evil. But of course they must make a plan.. Dum dum dum.. They follow her into a big rock where she gets in this tubular cone type thing and blasts off to space they relize they must use their secret superman and superwoman powers to get her bak and rid the world of evil.

Now in the little town of roswell new mexico, the yong man who goes by the name of kyle and his father the shariff Valenti hear a commotion 30 miles away in the desert. (they hav the super human power of x-ray hearing) they run to the car. They get in the car. They ride to the big rock just in time to see the big black thing shoot off to space. They see super Max and Liz and kyle says, "Holly moley wut in the name of kivar has happened here?" "Well you see," answer super max, "This blond gerbil has run off with my son who should have been liz's and my son." Then super max starts singing, "A girbil went to space space space to see who she could ace ace ace and all that she could ace ace ace was the big time pututi of kivar var var" he takes a breath, "now we must use our super human power to fly away from here to get her and stop her from killing the two most important planets ever." And with that super max and super liz fly off to space.

So we go bak to the pink corvette now in this corvette ther is a stylish young alien qween who wants to rule all the worlds ever. She looks behind her and sees a black jeep wrangle with the name bob on it chasing after her. She knows she must get away before they catch her, Where should she go you ask. To be continued