Invader Zim, its concepts and personalities are copyrighted by Nickelodeon/Viacom. I, BioKraze, own nothing save the original plot of this fanfiction.

I couldn't take it any more. The pain was too much for me, and I had long ago run out of patience. Today was the day. Today, I would take down my greatest enemy. I reviewed the file on my computer, the Master Plan that would set me free like any other human. I snickered in anticipation of setting the Master Plan in motion.

The Master Plan was a real beauty, the product of seven years' worth of plotting and planning for the one day in which I would avenge the injustices I had suffered. I kept it under lock and key, often deleting it from the system to prevent its falling into the wrong hands. The elaborate - very elaborate - plot was only icing on the cake. The ultimate vengeance would come once I had been assured of victory.

I stepped away from the computer and moved to my closet. I palmed the scanner, submitted to a DNA analysis and finally punched in the seven digit code that would grant me access. Opening the closet, I took out several devices that I had made over the years. Each one had never been proven to work, but all my simulations had checked them out thoroughly. They would work like a dream. Gathering my tools, I placed them in a sports bag that went to hide under my bed. I closed the closet and went downstairs to check the calendar.

I checked the rest of the month. Sure enough, Dad was going to be at the lab full time for the week. I grinned. Plenty of time to execute the Master Plan. I made a few last-minute checks of the house, and turned up nothing but perfection. I went back to my room, grabbed the sports bag and began to set up my devices around the house. Then I went to the kitchen, stole the last can of Poop Cola and fixed myself a tuna sandwich with SuperToast. Kicking back in the dining chair, I couldn't help but smile at my ingenuity. I felt like Zim, planning some doom on all humans. Without noticing, I burst out into a hideous cackle. Damn, but this would be fun! I couldn't help but imagine the look on my victim's face. Vengeance would soon be mine...