LOKI: Prince of Mischief Vignette Trilogy
by vocaltaffy
CAPTAIN AMERICA"
"HOUSE OF S.H.I.E.L.D."
ACT TWO, SCENE ONE
ANGLE ON
S.H.I.E.L.D. Headquarters, Washington, D.C. Saturday, 17:11 p.m. EST.
MOVING SHOT
As Rogers walks to and arrives at front desk.
RECEPTIONIST
How may I help you?
ROGERS
Steve Rogers, here to see Fury seventeen hundred.
INSERT
Roger's motorcycle license
Which Rogers hands off to the RECEPTIONIST who looks somewhat like Stan Lee.
Rogers signs in at the front desk.
Receptionist sees the date of birth on the license.
Eyes Rogers more closely.
RECEPTIONIST
Young man. Says here your date of birth reads
ROGERS
(quickly)
July fourth nineteen-eighteen. Sir.
RECEPTIONIST
You're ninety-four years old? Yyyyeah rright.
Rogers just smiles.
FAVORING Receptionist
As he stares at Rogers. It as if he remembers him from somewhere.
RECEPTIONIST
Steve Rogers. Hmm. Name sounds familiar. Oddly enough… In my war days there two artists for the U.S. Army.
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ROGERS
(humoring)
Oh yeah?
RECEPTIONIST
Don't sass me, boy.
ROGERS
(embarassed)
Sorry.
RECEPTIONIST
You see there was me and this other artist. Fella looked just like you. Well he was kind of a RUNT.
Rogers nods, stares at receptionist a bit, as though trying to recall him from somewhere else… Sometime else.
ROGERS
Wait… 1941… You're-
RECEPTIONIST
Just listen, sonny. I'm barin' my heart out here.
CUT TO
S.H.I.E.L.D. ATRIUM
MOVING SHOT
As DIRECTOR NICK FURY walking through corridor, with AGENT SITWELL briefly joining him.
FURY
Whatcha got, Sitwell?
SITWELL
Sir… it's Agent Coulson. He
FURY
Sitwell, it's confidential. Keep it that way.
SITWELL
Right, sir, the walls have ears.
FURY
And those ears have ears. Book the Tahiti trip.
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ANOTHER ANGLE
FAVORING
AGENT HILL heading toward Director Fury's office. She appears to be looking for him unaware that he's fifty meters to her right She crosses the main hall when suddenly
FURY
Stop on through at Eighteen hundred. Then you're free to
SITWELL
(interrupts)
Sir, if you don't mind I'd
FURY
(indignant)
ExCUSE me, Sitwell,
WIDE SHOT ON
A cluster of EMPLOYEES turning to Sitwell's admonishment.
FURY
did You just CUT me OFF?
FAVORING HILL
Who retreads a few and peeps around the corner, eyebrows raised, finds Fury up in arms with
FURY
Agent Sitwell!
SITWELL
Yes sir.
FURY
SITWELL your mouth's about TEN words away from
relegating your ass to bagging GROCERIES.
SITWELL
Yes sir.
FURY
Yes sir WHAT?!
SITWELL
Yes sir I am sir?
FURY
WHAT?!
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SITWELL
Yes sir it is, sir.
FURY
You DAMN right, it is. 'If you don't mind' my ass.
Damn right I mind. Now What did I tell you to go do?
SITWELL
(embarassed)
You said, to
FURY
WHAT did I TELL you Sitwell?
Now Don't MAKE me repeat myself.
SITWELL
Report to you at eighteen hundred and go home sir.
FURY
GOOD! You WERE listening. Do we pay you to refuse orders Sitwell?
SITWELL
No sir.
FURY
WHAT, then?
SITWELL
Um, sir
FURY
I can't HEAR you Sitwell! ANSWER the QUESTION!
WIDE ANGLE
As we see most Employees watching Fury dress Sitwell down.
FURY
(louder)
Now YOU ALL mind your damn business, or Sitwell won't be the ONLY ONE a' y'all havin' all the Fun.
SHIFT TO
FRONT DESK
ANGLE ON
Rogers
as SECURITY GUARD 1 leads ROGERS to check-in point.
SECURITY GUARD 1
(motions to mid-sized bowl)
Please put all your belongings on your here, sir.
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Rogers removes his motorcycle keys and what look like a few pieces of Dubble Bubble gum and wrappers.
SECURITY GUARD 1
(motions to second guard
Thank you. Won't you step over here please.
SHIFT TO
Cluster of employees, who clear out.
SITWELL
You pay me, to follow them sir.
FURY
Very GOOOD. (calmer) It's Saturday. Now do as I said,
then go home to your old lady.
SITWELL
Old lady sir?
FURY
See you in my office, Jasper. Seventeen fifty.
SITWELL
Yes, sir. (turns to walk off)
FAVORING AGENT MARIA HILL
Joining Fury as Sitwell reluctantly departs. She hardly conceals her smirk.
HILL
Sitwell…
SITWELL shoots a purse-lipped glance in Hill's direction before walking off.
HILL
(smirks)
That's the Fury I remember.
FURY
(looks back until out of earshot)
Smart kid. Though sometimes, I'm not so sure he's aboard.
HILL
Aboard, sir?
FURY
(a bit annoyed)
On the same team.
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HILL
(smirk)
Noted sir.
SHIFT TO
FRONT LOBBY
As Rogers waits to be cleared.
SECURITY GUARD 2
Sir, put your hands out where I can see 'em.
Rogers does so.
SECURITY GUARD 2
I'm gonna scan you first. Hold still.
Guard scans Rogers. He moves in a bit closer, raises hands.
SECURITY GUARD 2
Gotta pat you down real quick, sir.
ROGERS
(a bit uneasy)
Excuse me?
SECURITY GUARD 2
Just a routine pat down. Won't take long.
ANOTHER ANGLE
FAVORING Rogers
As the guard pats him down. We see Rogers feeling a bit uncomfortable.
Security guard 2 returns his items.
SECURITY GUARD 2
Here are your things, sir.
ROGERS starts to run
SECURITY GUARD 2
Have a nice d-
FAVORING
Security Guard 2
Who steps forward)
SECURITY GUARD 2
Hey SIR! You're gonna hafta walk!
ROGERS
(slows down, waves back)
Sorry about that!
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ANOTHER ANGLE
Between the Receptionist and the Security Guards
As the Receptionist relays his story
RECEPTIONIST
So that guy he says he's ninety-four years old. So I make him promise to tell me his secret before he leaves the building.
SHIFT TO
Midpoint of Atrium, where Hill and Fury are walking.
FURY
Alright you got it Hill. Now what else ya got?
HILL
Some news on the Springfield incident.
An imprint in Springfield, sir. Looks like one of Thor's?
FURY
This close? Send someone over to clear it.
HILL
It's in a wheat field sir. In Missouri.
FURY
Alright then You clear it. Stay ten steps ahead.
HILL
I'm on it.
AGENT WILSON
Director
FURY
Wilson.
Whatcha got on Stark?
WILSON
It's more like what he's got, sir…
a hangover. He's been sleeping it off.
FURY
And Rogers?
WILSON
He's arrived sir.
FURY
Good. Show him to my office.
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WILSON
Already there, sir. He wishes to speak with you.
FURY
What about?
WILSON
I… don't know exactly sir.
FURY
You mean you to tell me you DIDN'T even ASK him?
WILSON
Well sir he's… Captain America. He's got level six clearance
FURY
(firm)
This AIN'T A NIGHTCLUB Wilson DON'T GIVE me that bull-
WILSON
My apologies sir. He'll talk only with you.
FURY
Then tell him to wait.
WILSON
Yes sir.
FURY
I'm wrappin' somethin' up. I'll go see what he wants l-
FAVORING STEVE ROGERS
as Rogers comes into immediate view.
Wilson leaves Fury and exits.
ROGERS
There you are!
FURY
(annoyed)
Damn it Rogers don't you KNOCK? Anyway, you're early.
(pause)
Hey slow down Rogers. We ain't running a race.
ROGERS
(aware)
Sorry. Friendly security you got there.
We've gotten a little closer than I wanted.
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FURY
Cute, Rogers, cute. Well I can't just let anybody who says he's Steve Rogers in here. And you realize I just sent you guys on a respite 'till we need you again. Don't you take a break?
ROGERS
I…kinda think seventy years in the ice is long enough, don't you?
FURY
I think I'm STARTING to wish I didn't stop you in the Square.
ANOTHER ANGLE
FAVORING FURY
As Rogers marvels at the architecture, namely the space.
ROGERS
(amazed)
Amazing. Place is huger on the inside than out. Your office is Fury. Cluttered too. You live in there?
FURY
(keeping pace)
So WHAT if I DO? I do whatever it takes so America- the world- sleeps nights.
ROGERS
(snarky)
Does that include keeping secrets?
FURY
(turning midwalk)
Rogers… you didn't appear on my doorstep to Feng Shui my office,
or preach on your soap box. What do you want?
ROGERS
I'm a soldier, Fury. As long as I live
I have an obligation to serve this country.
FURY
Are you asking me for a job with S.H.I.E.L.D?
REVERSE ANGLE
Fury drops a file that slips out. Rogers reaches for it but is tapped by Fury.
FURY
I got it.
FURY stops, quickly scoops it back into its folder.
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ROGERS
Let's just say I'm not one to spend my freedom twiddling my thumbs behind a desk while others fight for ours.
FURY
Pierce is the guy and he's outta town. He'll be back on Monday. I'll get back to you on that after. That work for you?
FAVORING ROGERS
Who nods in assent and turns to leave when he suddenly stops, as if remembering something.
FAVORING FURY
ROGERS
(curious smile)
Oh, Fury. Almost forgot.
FURY
(turns)
ROGERS
(hush)
It's Natasha.
ANGLE
On Fury who raises his head, as if curious.
ROGERS
She said something to me, about a mission. Nordosibirsk if I recall. Quelling a rebellion, foiling an assassination attempt… S.H.I.E.L.D. being out there. What exactly are we doing out there?
FURY
(feigning indifference)
WE'RE doing Nothing YOU should concern yourself about.
You DON'T even work for us yet and YOU'RE not PRIVY to that kind of information.
I think you remember the meaning of the word 'classified. 'That's her assignment. Strictly Romanoff's. (starts walking off)
ANOTHER ANGLE
FAVORING ROGERS
as he can't help mulling over Romanoff's words.
WIDER ANGLE
as he glances down, contemplating what Fury has just said.
VOICEOVER
Of Fury
FURY
You'll hear from me by Wednesday, Rogers. 'Til then take it easy.
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(pause)
And another thing. Where I'm from secrets protect people. Secrets based on trust. Curiosity Kills the cat. Sticking your nose into something not intended for you… can getcha killed.
(pause)
So in the meantime why don't you go research whatever it is that 'normal' people do these days. Try to blend in.
ROGERS
Blend in?
FURY
For one thing, your wardrobe.
ANOTHER ANGLE
FAVORING Rogers
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as he briefly looks over his wardrobe, as if something might be wrong. He looks back, nonplussed, at Fury.
FURY
…it ain't the forties anymore … in case you Haven't noticed. Seems you're a bit behind on some things.
ROGERS
Well I did just thaw out
MOVING SHOT
as Fury walks, without missing a beat.
FURY
Get some new clothes. Take an IT class. Watch a baseball game.
Go visit a museum, a library or something.
WIDE SHOT
FAVORING ROGERS
ROGERS
Where do I-
FURY
(interrupts)
ROGERS.
ROGERS
(stops)
FURY
(beat, casual, waves off)
… Wednesday.
MOVING SHOT
Of ROGERS slowly backpedaling, pensive… he turns to walk toward the entrance.
FADE OUT (END ACT TWO, SCENE TWO)
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