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HamHam2003: Burke is eating lunch
HamHam2003: okay so he is thinking...
HamHam2003: Burke: I wanna dress like a super burke man guy...
HamHam2003: so he dresses up.
x jesserbelle x: which superhero do you want him to be?
HamHam2003: and he looks like a spaghetti version of super bat.
HamHam2003: super man, bat man?
HamHam2003: okay, so he's all dressed up.
HamHam2003: and now...
x jesserbelle x: ok
HamHam2003: a
HamHam2003: PLOT TWIST!
HamHam2003: burke gets sucked down a toilet by an ugly funky monkey
x jesserbelle x: ok
HamHam2003: AND...
HamHam2003: he hears, with his new
HamHam2003: found super hearing... or is it just quite?
HamHam2003: CRISTINA SCREAMING!
HamHam2003: …so he runs around in circles
HamHam2003: and the monkey comes and watches... while eating a banana.
HamHam2003: then
HamHam2003: he
HamHam2003: puts
HamHam2003: the
HamHam2003: peel...
HamHam2003: in front of
HamHam2003: BURKE!
HamHam2003: and burke falls.
HamHam2003: and now he's mad
HamHam2003: so then he beats up the
HamHam2003: monkey with that thing the put on your chest to hear your heart beat
HamHam2003: then
HamHam2003: he finds CRISTINA
HamHam2003: and
HamHam2003: saves her
HamHam2003: then
HamHam2003: climbs out of the toilet
HamHam2003: to find he is in
HamHam2003: the GIRLS ROOM
HamHam2003: and in the GIRLS ROOM... Izzie and Meredith look on with shocked expressions as two sopping wet
HamHam2003: people
HamHam2003: come out of the stall
HamHam2003: farthest down
HamHam2003: ready?
HamHam2003: to read more?
You better be…
x jesserbelle x: yesh
HamHam2003: soooooooo
HamHam2003: now
HamHam2003: Izzie is all, what the freaking flapjacks and Meredith is all, love can do anything... except for that.
x jesserbelle x: hahahahaha
HamHam2003: and now the loud speakers come on and saaaaaay
HamHam2003: "BURKE to the emergency room, burke to the emergency room!"
HamHam2003: then
HamHam2003: Burke drops Christina on da floor and says, "I am off!"
x jesserbelle x: haha
HamHam2003: then he flies down the hall way and into the elevator.
HamHam2003: the problem is...
HamHam2003: he has just come out of a toilet in a super hero costume
HamHam2003: so he smells
HamHam2003: realla bad
HamHam2003: and he is in the elevator with...
HamHam2003: Bailey!
HamHam2003: and Bailey is all like, "boy, you smeeeeeeellll!"
HamHam2003: and burke is like, "the stench of victory is not pleasant, but honorable!"
x jesserbelle x: haha
HamHam2003: and Bailey says, "In what way?"
HamHam2003: and burke says, "I donno. Shut up!"
HamHam2003: then bailey gets off
HamHam2003: and burke stays on
HamHam2003: the elevator music... suddenly is dirty rap!
HamHam2003: but he know this song
x jesserbelle x: haha I love you Jaine
HamHam2003: every one should ;-
HamHam2003: ;)
x jesserbelle x: so what does he do now?
HamHam2003: so he starts rapping
HamHam2003: and he's all jumping around, doing his thing... and then...
x jesserbelle x: hahaha
HamHam2003: heeeee
HamHam2003: starts
HamHam2003: to ball room dance, to rap music.
HamHam2003: then
HamHam2003: Derrick comes in.
HamHam2003: Derrick: what is going on?
HamHam2003: Burke: the elevator is alive with the sound of curses!
x jesserbelle x: I bet it is
HamHam2003: Burke: flying here, and there, and over that hill!
HamHam2003: Burke: DANCE WITH ME!
x jesserbelle x: hahaha
HamHam2003: Derrick: ah, no thank u...
HamHam2003: BURKE: DANCE MINION!
HamHam2003: they start dancing
HamHam2003: and then
HamHam2003: the elevator stops
HamHam2003: and their in a tango pose
HamHam2003: but who comes in the elevator but...
HamHam2003: ADDISON
x jesserbelle x: OMG AHH
HamHam2003: IN A CAT-HE/SHE COSTUME!
x jesserbelle x: haha
HamHam2003: Addison: uh...
HamHam2003: Burke: drops Derrick pulls out light saber HamHam2003: Burke: you are the true enemy!
HamHam2003: Burke: let us DANCE!
HamHam2003: Derrick leaves
HamHam2003: and
HamHam2003: then
HamHam2003: burke leaves
HamHam2003: and
HamHam2003: Addison leaves with Burke
HamHam2003: and
HamHam2003: they dance down the hall way
HamHam2003: to the emergency room
x jesserbelle x: I'm sending you a message with all of the people's names…so that you can spell them
HamHam2003: ... hee... hee?
x jesserbelle x: okay
HamHam2003: okies...
x jesserbelle x: okay
x jesserbelle x: continue
HamHam2003: I am a white ghost of Christmas past x jesserbelle x: o...k...
HamHam2003: okay, soooooo burke and crew goes off and dances into the emergency room.
HamHam2003: crew, Addison
HamHam2003: so then...
HamHam2003: Burke says "Have no fe--"
HamHam2003: but falls
HamHam2003: and he says
HamHam2003: "You have won u cat he/she, take the emergency case!"
HamHam2003: Addison: but burke, if I take this the person will die because I suck and am ugly!
HamHam2003: Burke: yea, u are, I'll take the case!
x jesserbelle x: haha
HamHam2003: the end mucho grandees
x jesserbelle x: haha
x jesserbelle x: I love it
x jesserbelle x: is it gonna be a one shot?
HamHam2003: no
x jesserbelle x: ok good
HamHam2003: it will be like my marauders story
x jesserbelle x: ok good
Are you happy little chipmunks my fuzzy little flying snakes?
A rat is a rat and a cat is a mammal with very sharp claws and teeth.
Or more popularly a household animal.
See ya wouldn't wanna be ya!