Hey yo! Small Ambitious Writer here! I know you're probably tired of hearing this from people, but this is my first fic, so R&R. Gods I sound like a geek. Anyway, read it! Or Knives will shoot you!

Knives: I'm not that psycho. Well, actually....

BTW: This is catering to everyone. Knives has a good side, albeit a very small one, it's just not shown here.

Knives: Umm...

DISCLAIMER! Me? Own Trigun? You're kidding, right?

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Knives sings the Lumberjack song!

Chorus!

Oh, I'm a genocidal maniac and I'm okay,

I sleep all night and I form grandiose plans to kill all the human spiders in the world all day.

I hunt my twin, I shoot my gun

I go to the lavatory,

I kill my closest minions,

And have red wine for tea.

Oh, I'm a genocidal maniac and I'm okay,

I sleep all night and I form grandiose plans to kill all the human spiders in the world all day.

I have no friends, but that's okay,

The Gung-Ho-Guns don't care,

They follow all my orders,

To disobey they don't dare.

Oh, I'm a genocidal maniac and I'm okay,

I sleep all night and I form grandiose plans to kill all the human spiders in the world all day.

I blow up plants, I skip and jump

I use my Angel Arm,

Whenever that may happen,

The humans come to harm.

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Knives: That wasn't so bad.

SAW: I knew you'd like it.

Knives: ...I'm going to go drink some wine.

SAW: Well, that's it for that one. Tell me what you think, and meanwhile, I'll be writing more!