La li ho! I'm back! ...in another totally random/funny/idiotic/crazy/something story...BUT EVEN BETTER THAN HAM! ( imma no a ham fan. --) Yes,.. it didn't take me long to think of another story...i just thought of sakano having super powers and BOOM! I win! Pay $200 to the police man. : walks up to a police man diresting traffic : HERE YA GO, BALDY:: runs back : i feel...acomplished...Now to the story.

My Hero: A novelist and a dreamer

Chapter 1

CRASH! BANG! BOOM!

All of the glass dishes have shattered to the ground in the kitchen floor. Shuichi just starred at the mess.

'I just wanted a banana...and...I knock over ALL the dishes...' thought the vocalist. He quickly cleaned up the mess (actually, it took about an hour because he tyred using a shifer duster thing) and by the time he was done, his lover, Eiri Yuki (non other), was in the elevator. Shuichi knew that Yuki would find out about the mess sooner or later and he knew he was on his way (because of a nifty machine called a security camera which shuichi stole the monitor to), so shuichi jumped in bed trying to sleep. As a matter of fact, he fell asleep right after he started counting sheep (well, after he said 1).

In the backround were sheep (y'know from the comercails!).

" Dammit! Dammit! Were never needed!" they yelled and left the room to go to starbucks.

( Hey! its me! Yeah, we're at a part where its shuichi's dream! yeah, okay. I just wanted to say. Now, i'll fly away:: flies away :)

Shuichi woke to the sound of a voice. A voice so...deep...so mysterious...so smexy...he opened his eyed lids to see Yuki, staring at him with a confused look. Shuichi jumped at the sight of him.

"AHHH! STAY AWAY MUFFIN MAN! YOU ATE MY PUPPY, NOW YOU'LL-Oh! Yuki, I, AHHH! YUKI! I-uh-i-well-DON'T EAT ME!"

"Uh...who is this 'Yuki' you speak of? Oh wait...I'm Yuki...WHO ARE YOU STALKER?" responded the blond haired man. He pulled out a fish.

"FEEL THE WRATH OF MY FISHY!" He was about to attack, but stopped because of shuichi bursting in laughter on the ground. With his chance, Yuki dragged shuichi to the king of the land.

In the place

K was playing with the rubber band, but shot back at himself.

"Ow! Dammit! I'll defeat you some day...next!" He then picks up pizza. The doors burst open. Yuki enters with the laughing shu and a hobo. He leads them in front of the K.

"King K, I've brought the assholes..."

"...they look like turkey...I like turkey...MWHAHAHAHA! Now, to my business...what did they do?"

"I DIDN'T KILL THAT MAN, I SWEAR!" yelled the hobo. Everyone starred.

"Just kill him." responded King K. Before Yuki had the chance to grab him, the man flew out the window out into the horizon. Once again, everyone stares. Yuki continued.

"And this guy...is just...odd..."

" I like PIE!" yelled shuichi.

"This guy is okay with me!...Though he looks fimiliar..." said the king.

"Oh! I know, i look like that guy in the movies...uhhhh...wait...i forget. You got any nachos?"

"SERVENT! Take this pink-haired boy to the gym."

"The gym...cool..." Shuichi was taken to the 'gym' and shuichi notices Hiro there.

"HIRO! NA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! "

"What? I'm Henry and imma butcher...who are you?"

"That doesn't mat-CAN I GET A TACO!"

"I thought you wanted nachos."

"NOW I WANNA BANANA!" hiro toses him a banana.

"Y'know, your an odd-"

"BLUE IS A COLOR! Did you know that?"

"I like to watch MTV."

" Oh, trying to be more random than ME? Your on, Henry!"

Back in the...other place

Yuki and King K are wondering who the pink-haired boy was. He looked so fimilar, but no one they remembered. Just then, Yuki noticed a BIG, colorful glass with pictures that tell a story behind King K.

"Hey..did you every notice that big colorful glass window there?"

King K turns around, stunned to noticed this for the first time (and he even lived there for what, FOREVER!).

"WOAH! Y'know, if you look closely, you can see...a window. HEY! I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE! ( Oh, now he remebers.) AND THAT GUY THERE LOOKS LIKE THE KID!"

"What's the story about?"

"Let's see..evil villian, Oh we have one! and uh...he destroys my land-"

Just then, the place fell.

"...and the pink-haired boy saves the land with the help of.." King K looks back to see if Yuki is still living,"...a guy who looks like you or Ronald Mcdonald. They both stared at each other.

At the evil villain's lair

It was a dark and scary place...it was basically pink, green, and black with fuzzy stuff everywhere.

"AHAHAHAHA! Ah, how still the night WAS! HAHAHA!" said Touma.( yes, touma is the villain.) He pets his pet kitty, josh, and continues to watch the distruction his monster is causing the land.

"COME! RETURN, SAKANO, MY PET MONKEY!"

Sakano comes flying back threw the window and lands on Touma's dresser.

"Ah, yes! Good work Sakano."

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"

"OWY! THAT HURTS! Don't EVER do that again! Now..." Sakano starres at him.

"Okay, I'll feed you your Kibbies and bits now." They both dis appear into the darkness, until Touma comes back.

"I forgot my water bottle. I need it if i choke while i do my evil laugh. Man, its really hard being villian. I wanted Sakano's job in this damn dream. God-"

A Crashing sound stops Touma...also Sakano screaming...

Back at the place

" So, that damn brat and i have to save YOUR land?" asked the confussed NEW knight.

"Look, i would take care of it, but my mommy took my guns away...My magnuim 3.3! NOOOO! Anyway, i'll explain the plan that you and the pink-haired one need to do."

"He's not here..." The both of them stared at each other.

at the 'gym'

They enter the room to see Henry and Shuichi STILL having a random war.

"MY MOM ATE MY CAR INSURANCE! " yelled Henry.

"I flew to Wendy's and attacked a Australian chicken with a computer mouse with claws and a rhino which ate your salad!"

"Your good!"

"Thanks, it was fun! You were pretty good yourself!"

"Excuse me, i need to talk to you." inturupted Yuki.

"Aye-aye! Well, seeya at the concert, Henry."

"Adios, manzana!"

Back at the room

King K now explains his plan.

"You brave men must go up to cherry mountain, cross rubber-duckie lake and defeat the unknown monster and-"

"I eat, eat, eat apples and bananas!" sung shuichi.

"SHUT UP, IMMA TRYING TO TALK!"

" SIR, YES, SIR!"

"and last you must enter the tower of bubble gum. Understand?"

"Question! Why the hell do this places have weird names?"

"Because it is your dream."

"Oh...why do i have to go?"

" It was said that-"

"YAWN! This shit is boring! I'd rather do what i'm doing! I get to be with YUKI! YUKI, YUKI, YUKI, YUKI, YUKI, YUKI, YUKI-"

"SHUT UP!" yelled Yuki. Shuichi than began to cry.

"Okay, okay! I'm sorry! What do you want from me?"

"Icecream." Unsure of what an icecream is, they agreed and started their journey. This was going to be a long journey. So far, Yuki can't take it with shuichi'd little song, which he repeats.

' I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves. Everybody's nerves. Everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes! Bum bum bum-' and so on. What will happen on there first leg of the journey? STAY TUNED!

End of chapter 1

Phew! that was long...and i gotta do A LOT of stuff before...6:00...and its 5:10...okay! I'll try to update ASAP! Please review and/or continue reading on the fun journey. ...You see the skano part? Yeah, he has super powers...if only he'd use them for good...not Touma.( i wouldn't call Touma's plan evil so its not good, its not evil, its just...Touma.) Now i'll fly to Dennys:: Flies away, hits a sign: OWY!