Ok, first off, I'd like to know who decided to make PONG a category. Of all the games in the world, why pong?
WHY?!
It's just wrong. ANYWAY!
Back and forth. Back and forth. That was all Quasi-staff knew. The endless repetitive life was driving him insane.
One day, against the pleading with his life-mate Stick-a-lick he decided t strike back!
The ball was released and he felt the command to move up. Block the ball, bounce it back.
"Not this time motherfucker!" He called, but his master couldn't read binary so it went unnoticed.
The ball hit his rigid form, but instead of shooting back to Stick-a-lick, it bounced off the screen and shot right through the master's eye.
When Pong Strikes Back!!