Confessions of a Playboy's Bunny
By: Nikol
Disclaimer: I don't own Weiß. I just like making florists-assassins do my literary bidding. Please do not sue me...
Spoilers: None I can think of as of now... if there are any I will note them when they appear
Pairing: YohjixKen
Rating: PG-13 to R depending on the chapter.
*-*-* Prologue
"Ken-kun come out. I'm sure it's not that bad." Omi pleaded through the closed door. He had been the only one left in the hallway after Ken had locked himself in his room nearly two hours ago.
"You wear it then!" a voice shot back sounding spiteful.
A sigh left Omi's lips as he slid down the wall opposite from the door. Ken could have his stubborn streaks but that was usually when it came to soccer or not covering Yohji's missed shift for the third time in a week. But when it came to missions he had never caused this much of a problem.
"We've been though this. I can't because; one Yohji-kun would look like a pedophile and two I have to get the information out of the target's mainframe." Omi calmly explained for the third time.
"Then make Aya do it!"
"He's taking out the target."
"I can do that." Ken nearly whined
"He would also kill Yohji if he said anything about... this roll."
"I can do that too."
"Ken-kun, please." Omi said exhaustedly. "If you come out I'll get you season tickets for soccer and you can have off from the shop for every game."
Manx had given the rest of them permission to offer this once all of them were sick and tired of Ken being locked up or when time started to run out. Yohji was ready to use the tickets after ten minutes and left to prepare for his part of the mission. Aya glared and told Ken to suck it up for the first hour. After that he left Omi alone. And now the youngest member was even getting tired of waiting.
The door cracked one and produced Ken's head, "And post season too?" Ken knew how to play this game. He knew he had the upper hand for now was going to milk it for all its worth.
"Post season too." Omi responded cheerfully while cringing inside. The money for those tickets would be coming from his own pocket. Yohji would never willing put up his own cash for something that he didn't benefit from and Aya would say it they were never given permission to make such an offer and that it was now Omi's problem. There went the new hard drive he wanted.
The soft click of the door closed seemed to echo through the hallway. With a sigh of defeat Omi pushed himself up off the floor. Shaking his head he made the walk down to the mission room to create a back up plan. At the same moment he turned away the door opened again. Watching until the little blond had left the floor Ken quickly moved towards the bathroom.
"It seems like the bunny came out to play." A cocky voice whispered in ken's ear from behind. At first it caused the 19 year old to jump at the unexpected noise. However he knew right away who it was. As he turned around he was face to face with Yohji who looked like he stepped out of some American men's fashion magazine. He was dressed head to toe in black; It was a two-piece suit with a silk shirt and tie underneath. His hair was pulled back from his face and tired with a black ribbon. An air of confidence hung around him, but that was nothing new for Yohji.
What was new was the mysterious grin he wore as he looked over Ken. The brunet had seen it before but only when Yohji was inspecting one of his dates that met him at the shop. Never before had Yohji given that look to another man. Then again it could have been there to get on Ken's nerves. He hadn't wanted to wear the outfit, but there he stood; dressed in a pastel purple playboy bunny outfit, white cottontail attached to his backside and a pair of long ears attacked to a headband in his hand.
"I got to go." Ken stated quickly stated while turning back towards his original target.
"No, we got to go. Right now we'd only be fashionably later." Yohji started to explain taking hold of one of Ken's bare arms "But we're reaching a point of just being plain late, which everyone knows is a big social faux pas."
"No. Yohji, I really have to go. I finished off three bottles of water in there." He clarified, breaking the hold the blond had on him.
However the only reason he got away so quickly was because Yohji had about doubled over with laughter upon hearing this information. It looked as if he was laughing at something Ken had said which made the soccer play run away in shame. It was quite a sight for Omi to return to.
"Yohji-kun, what did you do!?" he asked in reference to both Ken running away and him no longer being locked away in the room.
"Oh nothing Omitchi." He gasped, trying to regain his composure. "Ken did it all on his own. Now here's the deal chibi-"
"Don't call me chibi!"
"Fine fine. Anyway you go blockade Ken's door. When he comes out of the bathroom I'll intercept him and off we go." Yohji explained as he positioned himself to prevent Ken from hiding in his room again. Peering over his shoulder to the somewhat bewildered Omi and adding as an after thought, "Someone should tell Aya."
"Tell me what?"
In Yohji's mind this was becoming all to perfect. He would still make it to the party and not ruin any reputation he was supposed to have. With Omi and Aya now there Ken would have no place to hide. Of course he did not feel at all bad for the guy in the bathroom. Ken of course was the reason they were running late on the mission. Yohji actually saw nothing wrong with what the kid was stuck with wearing; Ken was perhaps the only one who could pull off something like that.
"Where's Hidaka?" Aya asked leaning against a wall, the permanent glare on his face penetrating Yohji.
"The bathroom. Guess the old boy doesn't have such a great blatter."
"I have a fine blatter." Ken announced as he emerged from the bathroom, "and if you excuse me I am going back into my room."
"Ken-kun! Don't! Let's just do the mission." Omi pleaded.
"No. I will not be seen out in public like this."
"Like hell you won't. Now come on lover boy. We need to make our grand entrance. We'll distract 'em, you attack 'em." Yohji stated as he took hold of Ken's arm again and nearly dragged Ken down the stairs and outside.
To Be Continued...
Disclaimer: I don't own Weiß. I just like making florists-assassins do my literary bidding. Please do not sue me...
Spoilers: None I can think of as of now... if there are any I will note them when they appear
Pairing: YohjixKen
Rating: PG-13 to R depending on the chapter.
*-*-* Prologue
"Ken-kun come out. I'm sure it's not that bad." Omi pleaded through the closed door. He had been the only one left in the hallway after Ken had locked himself in his room nearly two hours ago.
"You wear it then!" a voice shot back sounding spiteful.
A sigh left Omi's lips as he slid down the wall opposite from the door. Ken could have his stubborn streaks but that was usually when it came to soccer or not covering Yohji's missed shift for the third time in a week. But when it came to missions he had never caused this much of a problem.
"We've been though this. I can't because; one Yohji-kun would look like a pedophile and two I have to get the information out of the target's mainframe." Omi calmly explained for the third time.
"Then make Aya do it!"
"He's taking out the target."
"I can do that." Ken nearly whined
"He would also kill Yohji if he said anything about... this roll."
"I can do that too."
"Ken-kun, please." Omi said exhaustedly. "If you come out I'll get you season tickets for soccer and you can have off from the shop for every game."
Manx had given the rest of them permission to offer this once all of them were sick and tired of Ken being locked up or when time started to run out. Yohji was ready to use the tickets after ten minutes and left to prepare for his part of the mission. Aya glared and told Ken to suck it up for the first hour. After that he left Omi alone. And now the youngest member was even getting tired of waiting.
The door cracked one and produced Ken's head, "And post season too?" Ken knew how to play this game. He knew he had the upper hand for now was going to milk it for all its worth.
"Post season too." Omi responded cheerfully while cringing inside. The money for those tickets would be coming from his own pocket. Yohji would never willing put up his own cash for something that he didn't benefit from and Aya would say it they were never given permission to make such an offer and that it was now Omi's problem. There went the new hard drive he wanted.
The soft click of the door closed seemed to echo through the hallway. With a sigh of defeat Omi pushed himself up off the floor. Shaking his head he made the walk down to the mission room to create a back up plan. At the same moment he turned away the door opened again. Watching until the little blond had left the floor Ken quickly moved towards the bathroom.
"It seems like the bunny came out to play." A cocky voice whispered in ken's ear from behind. At first it caused the 19 year old to jump at the unexpected noise. However he knew right away who it was. As he turned around he was face to face with Yohji who looked like he stepped out of some American men's fashion magazine. He was dressed head to toe in black; It was a two-piece suit with a silk shirt and tie underneath. His hair was pulled back from his face and tired with a black ribbon. An air of confidence hung around him, but that was nothing new for Yohji.
What was new was the mysterious grin he wore as he looked over Ken. The brunet had seen it before but only when Yohji was inspecting one of his dates that met him at the shop. Never before had Yohji given that look to another man. Then again it could have been there to get on Ken's nerves. He hadn't wanted to wear the outfit, but there he stood; dressed in a pastel purple playboy bunny outfit, white cottontail attached to his backside and a pair of long ears attacked to a headband in his hand.
"I got to go." Ken stated quickly stated while turning back towards his original target.
"No, we got to go. Right now we'd only be fashionably later." Yohji started to explain taking hold of one of Ken's bare arms "But we're reaching a point of just being plain late, which everyone knows is a big social faux pas."
"No. Yohji, I really have to go. I finished off three bottles of water in there." He clarified, breaking the hold the blond had on him.
However the only reason he got away so quickly was because Yohji had about doubled over with laughter upon hearing this information. It looked as if he was laughing at something Ken had said which made the soccer play run away in shame. It was quite a sight for Omi to return to.
"Yohji-kun, what did you do!?" he asked in reference to both Ken running away and him no longer being locked away in the room.
"Oh nothing Omitchi." He gasped, trying to regain his composure. "Ken did it all on his own. Now here's the deal chibi-"
"Don't call me chibi!"
"Fine fine. Anyway you go blockade Ken's door. When he comes out of the bathroom I'll intercept him and off we go." Yohji explained as he positioned himself to prevent Ken from hiding in his room again. Peering over his shoulder to the somewhat bewildered Omi and adding as an after thought, "Someone should tell Aya."
"Tell me what?"
In Yohji's mind this was becoming all to perfect. He would still make it to the party and not ruin any reputation he was supposed to have. With Omi and Aya now there Ken would have no place to hide. Of course he did not feel at all bad for the guy in the bathroom. Ken of course was the reason they were running late on the mission. Yohji actually saw nothing wrong with what the kid was stuck with wearing; Ken was perhaps the only one who could pull off something like that.
"Where's Hidaka?" Aya asked leaning against a wall, the permanent glare on his face penetrating Yohji.
"The bathroom. Guess the old boy doesn't have such a great blatter."
"I have a fine blatter." Ken announced as he emerged from the bathroom, "and if you excuse me I am going back into my room."
"Ken-kun! Don't! Let's just do the mission." Omi pleaded.
"No. I will not be seen out in public like this."
"Like hell you won't. Now come on lover boy. We need to make our grand entrance. We'll distract 'em, you attack 'em." Yohji stated as he took hold of Ken's arm again and nearly dragged Ken down the stairs and outside.
To Be Continued...