First fan fic wicked freakin' excited! First time so I'll just get on with it.
Disclaimer - O.K. this is the disclaimer for my fan fic. The best fan fic ever created!!!!!!!!!! Anyway here we go. I don't own Inu-Yasha or any of the Inu-Yasha characters. Now that that's out of the way….ON TO THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!
Part 1 - "Inu-Yasha And The Search For The Magic Gravy"
Chapter 1 - A Figure appears
Inu-Yasha: Kagome do you sense anything?
Kagome: Actually I do sense something but I don't know what it is.
Miroku: I think it's your sexy boday! *Starts singing disco porn music* Bow chica wow!
Kagome: Yup that's it
Inu-Yasha: Your serious?
Kagome: What you don't find my boday sexy?
Inu-Yasha: Not enough that people can sense its sexiness.
Kagome At least mine doesn't scare small children!
Inu-Yasha: Oh good come back Kagome.
Kagome: I thought it was you mutt.
Inu-Yasha: Say that to my face you witch!
Kagome: I just did!
Inu-Yasha: You wanna take this outside!?
Kagome: We already are outside.
Inu-Yasha: Well I guess your one step ahead of me now aren't you!?
Kagome: It seems so!
Inu-Yasha: So it does!
Kagome: Sit boy!
Inu-Yasha: *slammed face first into the ground* You know that's supposed to be a last resort right?
Kagome: Who said it couldn't be for fun too?
Inu-Yasha: I did! And -
Kagome: Hey I think I sense a jewel shard!
Inu-Yasha: But I'm not done yelling at -
Kagome: It can wait.
Shippou: Shippou thinks we should follow Kagome.
Kagome: It's in this cave come on!
~Kagome runs into the cave with the rest of the gang running behind her. Unfortunately she didn't know that it was a dead end and she ran into a wall. The rest not knowing the same ran into Kagome killing her~
Inu-Yasha: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
~The gang devastated head back out the cave leaving Kagome back inside. They didn't want to touch a dead girl because it's just gross~
Inu-Yasha: I can't believe she's freakin' dead!
Miroku: You were supposed to be protecting her you know. You'd think you would get the clue after that Kikyou chick kicked the can.
Sango: Why can't you be more sensitive to people?
Miroku: I'm always sensitive to you baby. Now come here and give me some sugar *goes to grab Sango's butt*
Sango: Get off me you perv!
Shippou: Can't you see that Inu-Yasha is upset? And when Inu-Yasha is upset Shippou is upset. And Shippou doesn't like being upset!
Miroku: Ah its ok let me comfort you.
Shippou: Dude! Shippou's a dude dude!
Miroku: I'm willing to look past that if you are.
Shippou: Shippou doesn't swing that way.
Inu-Yasha: That's just wrong.
Miroku: Why won't anyone love me!?
Sesshoumaru: I'll love you sweetums.
Inu-Yasha: Where the hell did you come from?
Sesshoumaru: I don't have to answer that.
Jaken: Yeah! Lord Sesshoumaru answers to no one!
Sango: No one asked you!
Jaken: I can still have an opinion.
Sango: No one wants to hear it stupid.
Jaken: Why are you so mean?
Sango: Why are you so ugly?
Jaken: *starts crying and runs to Sesshoumaru* Lord Sesshoumaru she hurt my feelings!
Miroku: Oh the poor thing. You know what you need little green dude?
Jaken: What?
All: MAKEOVER!
~Music starts playing. And the plus sign means a music note~
+Makeover, makeover. Makeover, makeover. Makeover, makeover. MAKEOVER!!+
Miroku: Now isn't that better?
Sesshoumaru: I think you look fantabulous!
Sango: I think he still looks pretty nasty.
Sesshoumaru: Now that's just plain mean what did he ever do to you?
Sango: Well it all began when -
Inu-Yasha: We don't have time for your lame ass stories Sango.
Sango: Why Not!?
Inu-Yasha: Cus you suck.
Sango: Oh that sounds familiar.... oh yeah your dad said the exact same thing last night.
Miroku: Ooh! Buurrnn!
Inu-Yasha: My dad is dead you moron.
Sesshoumaru: I miss my daddy. Someone hold me!
All: *sweatdrop*
Sesshoumaru: Fine! I'll leave if no one wants to comfort me! *Sesshoumaru and Jaken start to leave* Oh yeah and Inu-Yasha, go to hell and such.
Inu-Yasha: Why I outta! *Shakes fist angrily* I'll thrash you good I will!
Shippou: Maybe we should try to figure out a way to get Kagome back.
Totosai: Hi everyone!
Inu-Yasha: What the hell? Where did you come from!?
Totosai: Just came to say hi.
Kohaku: Hi!
Inu-Yasha: Would people please stop popping up out of nowhere!?
Kaede: Why?
Inu-Yasha: Aaaaarrrrrrggg!!!!!!
Kohaku: God someones cranky.
Inu-Yasha: What the hell are you doing here?
Kaede: I don't know. See how you're all doing.
Miroku: Not if I can help it! *Miroku sucks Kaede and Kohaku into the wind tunnel*
Totosai: Ha! Me and my three-eyed cow are still here!
Inu-Yasha: I think I'm gonna have a nervous breakdown *in fetal position rocking back and forth*
Shippou: Shippou is going to have one too!
Inu-Yasha: Don't copy me!
Totosai: Hey she's only little leave her alone.
Shippou: For the last time Shippou is a dude!
Totosai: Sorry little man.
Shippou: That's better.
Inu-Yasha: You already said hi, why are you still here?
Totosai: I don't know. The guy who wrote this put me in here.
Inu-Yasha: If I were real I would so destroy him with the tetsusaiga.
King Shippou: But then I would make the tetsusaiga into a giant banana and it would be useless.
Inu-Yasha: Sorry! *Stars mouthing swear words*
King Shippou: Hey! That attitudes gonna cost you! Your hairs gonna be green, your gonna wear a pants suit and your gonna wear clown shoes!
Inu-Yasha: That's not fair!
Miroku: Ha ha! Pansy!
King Shippou: Shutup Miroku! Now lets continue
Sango: Where'd Totosai go?
King Shippou: Lets just say he went to the circus.
Miroku: I love the circus! *Starts daydreaming about the circus*
~The rest of the gang leaves Miroku behind as they walk down the path. Miroku snaps out of his daydream and catches up to them~
Inu-Yasha: So what's our plan?
Miroku: Well the well in your forest is a wishing well.
Shippou: Really? Shippou didn't know that.
Inu-Yasha: You wouldn't
Shippou: Leave Shippou alone.
Miroku: Anyway. Before you can make a wish you have to throw in the magic gravy.
Sango: What's gravy?
Miroku: Well if Kagome was here we could ask her.
Shippou: I was all your guys' fault cus Shippou's not strong enough when he runs to crush someone.
Miroku: We have to get the magic gravy from the Great Gravy Fairy. The problem is that we don't know where she is.
Inu-Yasha: What are we gonna wish for?
Shippou: We're gonna wish Kagome back to life STUPID!
Inu-Yasha: Shutup!
Miroku: Stop fighting!
~Suddenly a figure appeared before them~
Figure: Finally I meet your ugly face Inu-Yasha! Ha ha ha!
Disclaimer - O.K. this is the disclaimer for my fan fic. The best fan fic ever created!!!!!!!!!! Anyway here we go. I don't own Inu-Yasha or any of the Inu-Yasha characters. Now that that's out of the way….ON TO THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!
Part 1 - "Inu-Yasha And The Search For The Magic Gravy"
Chapter 1 - A Figure appears
Inu-Yasha: Kagome do you sense anything?
Kagome: Actually I do sense something but I don't know what it is.
Miroku: I think it's your sexy boday! *Starts singing disco porn music* Bow chica wow!
Kagome: Yup that's it
Inu-Yasha: Your serious?
Kagome: What you don't find my boday sexy?
Inu-Yasha: Not enough that people can sense its sexiness.
Kagome At least mine doesn't scare small children!
Inu-Yasha: Oh good come back Kagome.
Kagome: I thought it was you mutt.
Inu-Yasha: Say that to my face you witch!
Kagome: I just did!
Inu-Yasha: You wanna take this outside!?
Kagome: We already are outside.
Inu-Yasha: Well I guess your one step ahead of me now aren't you!?
Kagome: It seems so!
Inu-Yasha: So it does!
Kagome: Sit boy!
Inu-Yasha: *slammed face first into the ground* You know that's supposed to be a last resort right?
Kagome: Who said it couldn't be for fun too?
Inu-Yasha: I did! And -
Kagome: Hey I think I sense a jewel shard!
Inu-Yasha: But I'm not done yelling at -
Kagome: It can wait.
Shippou: Shippou thinks we should follow Kagome.
Kagome: It's in this cave come on!
~Kagome runs into the cave with the rest of the gang running behind her. Unfortunately she didn't know that it was a dead end and she ran into a wall. The rest not knowing the same ran into Kagome killing her~
Inu-Yasha: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
~The gang devastated head back out the cave leaving Kagome back inside. They didn't want to touch a dead girl because it's just gross~
Inu-Yasha: I can't believe she's freakin' dead!
Miroku: You were supposed to be protecting her you know. You'd think you would get the clue after that Kikyou chick kicked the can.
Sango: Why can't you be more sensitive to people?
Miroku: I'm always sensitive to you baby. Now come here and give me some sugar *goes to grab Sango's butt*
Sango: Get off me you perv!
Shippou: Can't you see that Inu-Yasha is upset? And when Inu-Yasha is upset Shippou is upset. And Shippou doesn't like being upset!
Miroku: Ah its ok let me comfort you.
Shippou: Dude! Shippou's a dude dude!
Miroku: I'm willing to look past that if you are.
Shippou: Shippou doesn't swing that way.
Inu-Yasha: That's just wrong.
Miroku: Why won't anyone love me!?
Sesshoumaru: I'll love you sweetums.
Inu-Yasha: Where the hell did you come from?
Sesshoumaru: I don't have to answer that.
Jaken: Yeah! Lord Sesshoumaru answers to no one!
Sango: No one asked you!
Jaken: I can still have an opinion.
Sango: No one wants to hear it stupid.
Jaken: Why are you so mean?
Sango: Why are you so ugly?
Jaken: *starts crying and runs to Sesshoumaru* Lord Sesshoumaru she hurt my feelings!
Miroku: Oh the poor thing. You know what you need little green dude?
Jaken: What?
All: MAKEOVER!
~Music starts playing. And the plus sign means a music note~
+Makeover, makeover. Makeover, makeover. Makeover, makeover. MAKEOVER!!+
Miroku: Now isn't that better?
Sesshoumaru: I think you look fantabulous!
Sango: I think he still looks pretty nasty.
Sesshoumaru: Now that's just plain mean what did he ever do to you?
Sango: Well it all began when -
Inu-Yasha: We don't have time for your lame ass stories Sango.
Sango: Why Not!?
Inu-Yasha: Cus you suck.
Sango: Oh that sounds familiar.... oh yeah your dad said the exact same thing last night.
Miroku: Ooh! Buurrnn!
Inu-Yasha: My dad is dead you moron.
Sesshoumaru: I miss my daddy. Someone hold me!
All: *sweatdrop*
Sesshoumaru: Fine! I'll leave if no one wants to comfort me! *Sesshoumaru and Jaken start to leave* Oh yeah and Inu-Yasha, go to hell and such.
Inu-Yasha: Why I outta! *Shakes fist angrily* I'll thrash you good I will!
Shippou: Maybe we should try to figure out a way to get Kagome back.
Totosai: Hi everyone!
Inu-Yasha: What the hell? Where did you come from!?
Totosai: Just came to say hi.
Kohaku: Hi!
Inu-Yasha: Would people please stop popping up out of nowhere!?
Kaede: Why?
Inu-Yasha: Aaaaarrrrrrggg!!!!!!
Kohaku: God someones cranky.
Inu-Yasha: What the hell are you doing here?
Kaede: I don't know. See how you're all doing.
Miroku: Not if I can help it! *Miroku sucks Kaede and Kohaku into the wind tunnel*
Totosai: Ha! Me and my three-eyed cow are still here!
Inu-Yasha: I think I'm gonna have a nervous breakdown *in fetal position rocking back and forth*
Shippou: Shippou is going to have one too!
Inu-Yasha: Don't copy me!
Totosai: Hey she's only little leave her alone.
Shippou: For the last time Shippou is a dude!
Totosai: Sorry little man.
Shippou: That's better.
Inu-Yasha: You already said hi, why are you still here?
Totosai: I don't know. The guy who wrote this put me in here.
Inu-Yasha: If I were real I would so destroy him with the tetsusaiga.
King Shippou: But then I would make the tetsusaiga into a giant banana and it would be useless.
Inu-Yasha: Sorry! *Stars mouthing swear words*
King Shippou: Hey! That attitudes gonna cost you! Your hairs gonna be green, your gonna wear a pants suit and your gonna wear clown shoes!
Inu-Yasha: That's not fair!
Miroku: Ha ha! Pansy!
King Shippou: Shutup Miroku! Now lets continue
Sango: Where'd Totosai go?
King Shippou: Lets just say he went to the circus.
Miroku: I love the circus! *Starts daydreaming about the circus*
~The rest of the gang leaves Miroku behind as they walk down the path. Miroku snaps out of his daydream and catches up to them~
Inu-Yasha: So what's our plan?
Miroku: Well the well in your forest is a wishing well.
Shippou: Really? Shippou didn't know that.
Inu-Yasha: You wouldn't
Shippou: Leave Shippou alone.
Miroku: Anyway. Before you can make a wish you have to throw in the magic gravy.
Sango: What's gravy?
Miroku: Well if Kagome was here we could ask her.
Shippou: I was all your guys' fault cus Shippou's not strong enough when he runs to crush someone.
Miroku: We have to get the magic gravy from the Great Gravy Fairy. The problem is that we don't know where she is.
Inu-Yasha: What are we gonna wish for?
Shippou: We're gonna wish Kagome back to life STUPID!
Inu-Yasha: Shutup!
Miroku: Stop fighting!
~Suddenly a figure appeared before them~
Figure: Finally I meet your ugly face Inu-Yasha! Ha ha ha!