Hey Itachi

Sasuke: hey Itachi? What day is it?

Itachi: the day of the end.

Sasuke: hey Itachi? What's that mean?

Itachi: it means shut up and go away

Sasuke: hey Itachi? Why are you so mean?

Itachi: because your talking to me.

Sasuke: hey Itachi? Do you like this picture I drew of us?

Itachi: no

Sasuke: hey Itachi? Why?

Itachi: cos you drew me fat, and you drew it all together.

Sasuke: hey Itachi? I bet you couldn't draw better.

Itachi: I wouldn't want to anyway, I hate you.

Sasuke: hey Itachi? Your horrible.

Itachi: great now go away.

Sasuke: hey Itachi? You smell

Itachi: that's your nose too close to your ass.

Sasuke: hey Itachi? Shall we go play something?

Itachi: no

Sasuke: hey Itachi? Why?

Itachi: cos I hate you

Sasuke: hey Itachi? Why?

Itachi: cos your annoying

Sasuke: hey Itachi? Why?

Itachi: cos you were born

Sasuke: hey Itachi? Why were you disappointed when I was born?

Itachi: well because I wanted a dog and they brought you home instead, do the math

Sasuke: hey Itachi? Would you like me to act like a dog?

Itachi: only when you play dead

Sasuke: hey Itachi?

Itachi:…

Sasuke: hey Itachi?

Itachi:…

Sasuke: hey itaaaaaaacccchhhhhhhiiiiiii?

Itachi: WHAT!!

Sasuke: why are you wearing girly nail vanish.

Itachi: hey Sasuke? Why are you gushing blood all over the floor?

Sasuke: hey Itachi? I'm not

Itachi has a machine gun and fires at Sasuke.

Itachi: you are now.

Sasuke: he..y ita…chi

Itachi: what!

Sasuke: its … my…birthday

Itachi: crap!

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