Hi! This is my first story on fanfiction! I hope you like my story! Any comments (except for rude ones :P) will be appreciated. Sorry for any grammar and/or punctuation mistakes. The story is based on Warriors by Erin Hunter. In this story, the Clans by the lake (so if you haven't read that far in the series and don't want to spoil anything, don't read this). I will try to update every week.

Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors.

I also mean no offense to the real C.I.A. (Central Intelligence Agency).

Cat Intelligence Agency (C.I.A.)

~Chapter 1- Welcome to the CIA~

Cloudtail stepped out of the warriors' den and admired the beautiful day. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, but most importantly, according to hungry Cloudtail, the prey was running. The thought of food dragged the white warrior to the fresh kill pile. The day can't be any more perfect, Cloudtail thought as he chose the fattest and juiciest looking mouse for his growling belly.

"Hey!" Cloudtail looked over and saw the tabby deputy, Brambleclaw. The deputy continued hollering, "No eating until the others have eaten! Follow the warrior code!"

Grumbling, Cloudtail flung the saliva-covered mouse back into the pile with all his newly found anger energy.

"Hey! Follow the warrior code! Respect prey!"

Cloudtail looked over his shoulder again and saw the annoying Brambleclaw again.

"He thinks he's so cool," grumbled Cloudtail.

Brambleclaw pricked his ears and said in an authoritative voice, "What was that, Cloudtail?"

"Nothing," the white warrior, walking to the warriors' den, replied disdainfully and then a few paw steps later whispered softly to himself, "Case in point."

Cloudtail had padded over to the empty warriors' den. By now, everyone was up and about. Yawning, Cloudtail curled up in his very comfy nest. Perfect, Cloudtail thought contently but of course, just at that moment, super cool Brambleclaw stepped in.

"Hey! Firestar wants to meet you in his den."

Grumbling again, the hungry and tired white warrior dragged himself all the way to the leader's den's entrance. I wonder what my annoying uncle wants now.

Remembering to ask for permission to enter, Cloudtail mewed with all the sarcasm he could muster, "Oh, All Mighty Firestar! Undefeatable, amazing, awesome, super cool leader of ThunderClan! May a lowly warrior, such as myself, Cloudtail, enter your majesty's beautiful den?"

An answering growl came. "Try again."

Frightened, Cloudtail gulped and said respectfully, "Firestar, may I come in?"

"That's better. Come in," Firestar meowed cheerfully and grandly.

Cautiously, Cloudtail entered the den. Inside, Firestar was sitting comfortably on a moss nest. Sitting on another moss nest was Longtail. Seeing the trend, Cloudtail looked around for another moss nest. Firestar, noticing his nephew's action, smiled evilly.

"You don't get one."

Upset and frowning, Cloudtail sat on the bare, rocky ground. Cloudtail glanced at Firestar, who was staring back. He is so mean. Cloudtail then glanced at Longtail. Why am i in here with him? He should be snoring in the elders' den! Unless…

Then the white warrior had a sudden terrifying thought. The warrior's mind raced and eventually Cloudtail panicked out loud, "Ah!"

Firestar took on a face of utter displeasure as if he were looking at a mangy rogue, while blind Longtail flinched at the sudden noise.

Cloudtail put his two forepaws together and meowed in a pleading tone, "Please! Have mercy, Firestar!"

Now the ThunderClan leader was utterly confused. "By StarClan! This much ruckus over a moss cushion! Cloudtail! Be quiet!"

The flame-colored leader grew angrier at Cloudtail's actions. At the moment, the begging white warrior was wailing at Firestar's paws.

"Firestar, I will do whatever you want," sobbed Cloudtail. "I know you always hated me… Just don't make me an elder! I am too young to die!"

Cloudtail's embarrassing behavior had pushed Firestar to rage. After all, he is his nephew and former apprentice. Seeing Cloudtail wailing like a newborn kit made Firestar unleash his verbal wrath.

"Silence! You little disrespectful piece of fox-dung! You poor excuse for a warrior! You! You! You!"

Sniffing, Cloudtail looked up from the lake of tears he had just made. Seeing that he had the easily distracted warrior's attention, Firestar continued in a hushed voice, "Cloudtail you are not going to become an elder but a secret agent along with Longtail."

Cloudtail's face took on an expression of wonder and Longtail snorted with disbelief.

Firestar announced, although quietly, "Cloudtail, Longtail. Welcome to the Cat Intelligence Agency."

Thanks for reading! :D I hope I did okay on my first chapter of my first story. ^_^ Sorry if it was short. I will be glad for any reviews or comments! :)