This is my most idiotic Harry Potter fic ever.This is the first part,featuring Pansy Parkinson in a Harry Potter version of The Ugly DucklingSend in all the hate reviews you want but be sure to send in some nice ones.

Rating-G

Disclaimer-I do not own Harry Potter...if i did however...well,you don't wanna know...


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The Ugly Pansy

Once upon a time...not to long ago. There was a girl name Pansy Parkinson who went to Hogwarts. Now,Pansy was a lively girl and she acted like almost any other 14 year old girl did.She drooled over boys and tried to fit in.But there was one thing about Pansy that set her apart from all of the other girl. She was ugly. And that's putting it lightly.Sure,she went to the Yule Ball with Draco Malfoy,who's suprisingly handsome (A/n:Me and LuvaGal are his stalkers....),but he only puts up with her because of the fact that his parents and her parents get along.

Now little Pansy could pass for smart,and little Pansy could pass for nice.But little Pansy could never pass for pretty.And to make things worse,Little Pansy was mean and annoying.So not only did people think she was ugly,they thought she was a pain in the butt.So,sadly,Little Pansy had almost no real friends.Now, Little Pansy knew this of course,but she believed that when she was all grown up,she would be the most beautiful girl in the world.That was 14 years ago.

Now Little Pansy,is Big Pansy at the age of 28.Now when Pansy was little,I already told you,she always believed that she would be beautiful when she grew up.Well...Pansy had other dreams to...like,to Marry Draco, to be rich,to live in a mansion. Aren't those nice dreams? Too bad they didn't come true.Pansy never married Draco,Draco left town with someone and Pansy has no idea who.Pansy isn't rich,in fact,she's broke.And Pansy doesn't live in a mansion,she lives in a cardboard box.

Now you must be thinking,'Poor Pansy,at least she's pretty.'. Well...first of all...i never said she was pretty.Why? Because she isn't. She's uglier than she was wen she was 14.In fact,she's so ugly,that everyone except me and a few other people,died.



The End






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