A/N i don't own twilight or the carachters. i dont own Edward's volvo or the stores mentioned. I absolutely don't own Mamma Mia no matter how much i want to. this is supposed to be dumb-funny. not well written. please PM ideas to me s.v.p! whoever can figure out the Broadway productions i mention will get credit in my nexty chapter...yeah!
Emmett, Bella, Edward, Alice, , special guest the volvo.
Mama mia , here I go again , my my how could I resist ya! Yes, I've been brokenhearted
Blue since the day we parted
Why, why did I ever let you go?
Mamma mia, now I really know,
My my, I could never let you go.!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE? WELL, I'd love to stop and chat, but I have to go and clean out my hand bag...or something!
Age does not wither her!
I was expecting more of a fair treatment.
Oh shes still Donna!
: UUUMMMM, why are you guys singing Mamma Mia? Are you seriously THAT excited for the movie?
Yes
duh
pahchah...yes
okay, me too...
Guess what, you guys?
What?
Seriously?
WHAT?
Ohmigawd? Are you for real emmett cullen?
WHAT? Emmett just tell me!
Im playing HARRY in the movie!
OHMIGAWD! Do I got to go to the premier??
So help me, god, I will tell Jacob to follow you to the Hollywood premier if im not invited! Yeah, I went there!
Wow, fistey, I love it. Its hawt.
Yeah...okay then. ...have fun in hollywood. Without us...:(
WHAT??
Relax! I was kidding, we are ALL going... Bella, you are going to need a whole new outfit for HOLLYWOOD! I'm SO exited! Now, should we go with the whole, innocence thing, or should we go all Dilana Robichaux meets Storm Large on their behinds?
Alice. Not only do I have ALL of the Pack on speed dial, but I recently came across Buffy Summers' number and added her to it as well for emergencies like this. Do not force me and do not push me.
FINALLY, my girlfriend shows her dark side! I love it.
Oh. She's all readyshown ME her darkside, Cullen...
What the juice is NEWTON of all people doing in your Volvo, Eddeesito?
I broke into your trunk during lunch and hid until this ride. Bella. I Have guts. Want me need me...
Newton. If you don't get out of this car, I will give alice free reign at Mr. Pinky's Hefty Hideaway. She knows those producers Mike. Also I will let Rosalie and Bella hogtie you down to a chair until alice comes back. That;s Right. Now jump out that window ,RIGHT NOW
fine, but ill send you the billfor the surgery . Hope your Dad enjoys my little story. Muahhahahahahahaha!
a/n i hope you laughed. randr plz. be brutal and tell me if my jokes are too overkill. thx, Jenny.