"Don't Speak" Originally by No Doubt
"Don't Speak That Way About William Tong" Parody by Becky Donoghue-Rick
I can see
as I look through the parodies
someone named William Tong
posting here
I can see
he's making fun of George Bush
calling him "shrub" and et cetera
all the time
Unfortunately
I also see
parodies by others bashing WT, so...
Don't speak that way about William Tong
he didn't do anything wrong
han ta shi wode pengyou
Oh, don't speak that way about William Tong
he didn't do anything wrong
han ta shi wode pengyou
As you can see
I am all for what William says
in his parodies
I'm a democrat too
so I am free to bash Bush
just as much as he
And I'm also free
to stop anybody
who might say derogatory things
(about WT or me)
So don't speak that way about William Tong
he didn't do anything wrong
han ta shi wode pengyou
Oh, don't speak that way about William Tong
he didn't do anything wrong
han ta shi wode pengyou
I know that
there are a lot of people
who don't agree
with what we say
But that is
no reason to start bashing
they should respect our views
anyway
I can see
that people don't respect
how we feel
Don't speak that way about William Tong
he didn't do anything wrong
han ta shi wode pengyou
Oh, don't speak that way about William Tong
he didn't do anything wrong
han ta shi wode pengyou
Han ta shi wode pengyou
that way about William Tong
he didn't do anything wrong
han ta shi wode pengyou
don't speak
don't speak that way about William Tong
he didn't do anything wrong...
I said shut up
I said shut up
you all just shut up!
la la la la la
la la la la la
No, no, don't speak
hush, hush, shut up
hush, hush, shut up
hush, hush, han ta shi wode pengyou
hush, hush, shut up
hush, hush, shut up
hush, hush, han ta shi wode pengyou!
"Don't Speak" Originally by No Doubt
"Don't Speak To Me In Hindi!" Parody by Becky Donoghue-Rick
No Doubt leader Gwen Stefani has a problem; bassist Tony Kanal likes to irritate her by speaking to her in Hindi (only the chorus is Gwen's actual words); this song is also dedicated to all my crazy Internet-based Indian friends who like to speak to me in Hindi when they know I only understand a little
Tony Kanal
well I think he is silly
he's really really silly
as you will see
Because he
likes to irritate Gwen Stefani
by talking to her in Hindi
all the time
And when he does
speak to her in Hindi
she turns around and says to him...
Don't speak to me in Hindi!
because I don't understand it
speak to me in English
No, don't speak to me in Hindi
because I don't understand it
speak to me in English
Tony Kanal
he likes to be annoying
even though he's only teasing
when he does it
And you can bet
he'll do it again
and once more Gwen will say to him...
Don't speak to me in Hindi!
because I don't understand it
speak to me in English
No, don't speak to me in Hindi
because I don't understand it
speak to me in English
Tony Kanal likes to annoy Gwen Stefani
and the others...
I can see
that Tony just won't listen
when Gwen says...
Don't speak to me in Hindi
because I don't understand it
speak to me in English
oh oh oh, don't speak to me in Hindi
because I don't understand it
speak to me in English
Speak to me in English!
to me in Hindi
because I don't understand it
don't speak
don't speak
don't speak
oh
to me in Hindi
because I don't understand it
Speak English
Speak English
can you speak English??????????????????????
La la la la la
La la la la la
No no no
hush, hush, Tony
hush, hush, Tony
hush, hush, speak to me in English
hush, hush, Tony
hush, hush, Tony
hush, hush, speak to me in English!
This song is in no way intended to bash Tony Kanal, Gwen Stefani, or No Doubt; this song simply portrays what I see to be a humorous situation
"Liquid Dreams" Originally by O-Town
"Kickers Dreams" Parody by Becky Donoghue-Rick
Football cards of love surrounding me, I'm lost in a world of fantasy
Every night he comes to me and gives me all the excitement I need
Now this hot boy, he's not your average boy
He's a morpharotic dream from a magazine
And he's so fine, designed to blow your mind
he's a hottie, more than anyone I've ever seen, whoo!
I dream about a boy who's a mix of Mike Vanderjagt
Just a little touch of Janikowski's wild style, with Al Del Greco's smile
throw in a body like Matt Stover's
You got the star of my kickers dreams
MartÃn Gramática's lips to kiss in the dark
Underneath Gary Anderson's beauty mark
When it comes to the test well Cary Blanchard's the best
And Morten Andersen brings the rest (ohhh)
Now this hot boy, he's not your average boy
he's a morpharotic dream from a magazine
And he's so fine, designed to blow your mind
he's a hottie, more than anyone I've ever seen, whoo!
I dream about a boy who's a mix of Mike Vanderjagt
Just a little touch of Janikowski's wild style, with Al Del Greco's smile
throw in a body like Matt Stover's
You got the star of my kickers dreams
Bridge:
Looks ain't everything, he's got the sweetest personality
Like Adam V. (Vinatieri)
My mama thinks I'm lazy, my friends all think I'm crazy
But in my mind I leave the world behind every night
I dream kickers dreams, my kickers dreams
Every night I dream, these kickers dreams, ooohhh
I dream about a boy who's a mix of Mike Vanderjagt
Just a little touch of Janikowski's wild style, with Al Del Greco's smile
throw in a body like Matt Stover's
You got the star of my kickers dreams
I dream about a boy who's a mix of Mike Vanderjagt
Just a little touch of Janikowski's wild style, with Al Del Greco's smile
throw in a body like Matt Stover's
You got the star of my kickers dreams
I dream about a boy who's a mix of Mike Vanderjagt
Just a little touch of Janikowski's wild style, with Al Del Greco's smile
throw in a body like Matt Stover's
You got the star of my kickers dreams
"Hey Baby" Originally by No Doubt w/Bounty Killer
"Hey Gwen/Hey Tony" Parody by Becky Donoghue-Rick
Yes, this is another case of Tony Kanal irritating Gwen Stefani and what she says to him when he does so; and once again, it is in NO WAY intended to bash Tony, Gwen, or No Doubt, but rather to sing about a humorous situation. Enjoy.
Hey Tony, hey Gwennie hey
Tony says, Gwen says
Hey Tony, hey Gwennie hey
here we go again
Oh no, not again
there's Tony Kanal again
Irritating Gwen Stefani
by speaking to her in Hindi
And calling her silly names
she's not amused by his games
Especially when she can't understand
what he's saying to her
Oh no, there he goes again
Tony talking in Hindi to Gwen
and of course Gwen cannot understand
and she says to him...
And when Tony says
(T: arre Gwennie, arre Gwennie arre)
Gwen says, Gwen says
(G: Hey Tony, hey Tony hey, don't speak to me in Hindi!)
hey Tony, hey Tony hey
and Tony says, Tony says
(T: Hey Gwennie, hey Gwennie hey)
(G: and don't call me Gwennie either!)
Yes, there he goes again
Tony's being crazy again
Speaking to Gwen in Hindi
and irritating her
And Gwen is now mad at Tony
for annoying her constantly
and every time he starts to,
she says to him...
And when Tony says
(T: arre Gwennie, arre Gwennie arre)
Gwen says, Gwen says
(G: Hey Tony, hey Tony hey, don't speak to me in Hindi!)
hey Tony, hey Tony hey
and Tony says, Tony says
(T: Hey Gwennie, hey Gwennie hey)
(G: and don't call me Gwennie either!)
Oh no, oh no, it's Tony Kanal again!
Tony Kanal is going crazy
Always talking to Gwen in Hindi
Even though she doesn't understand Hindi
Stop it Tony, hey hey Tony
Tony Kanal is going crazy
Always talking to Gwen in Hindi
Even though she doesn't understand Hindi
Stop it Tony, hey hey Tony
Oh no, Tony Kanal's gone crazy
always talking to Gwen in Hindi
he doesn't bug Tom or Adrian this way
Crazy Tony
hey, Tony
Oh no, there he goes again
Tony talking in Hindi to Gwen
and of course Gwen cannot understand
and she says to him...
And when Tony says
(T: arre Gwennie, arre Gwennie arre)
Gwen says, Gwen says
(G: Hey Tony, hey Tony hey, don't speak to me in Hindi!)
hey Tony, hey Tony hey
and Tony says, Tony says
(T: Hey Gwennie, hey Gwennie hey)
Tony Kanal is really being crazy
(T: arre Gwennie, arre Gwennie arre)
Gwen says, Gwen says
(G: Hey Tony, hey Tony hey...)
He'd better stop acting so crazy, and right now
Hey Tony, hey Tony hey
and Tony says, Tony says
(T: Hey Gwennie, hey Gwennie hey)
(G: AND DON'T CALL ME GWENNIE EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
() = Tony or Gwen is speaking
arre = hey
"Lady Marmalade" Originally by Cristina Aguilera and co.
"Yo No Quiero Cantar Esta Canción " Parody by Becky Donoghue-Rick
Estuviese RodrÃguez: Mya came out of her dressing room
upon hearing Cristina yelling
she said "hey, Cristina, what's up"
and Cristina said "Look at this"
Then Cristina showed Mya
her French dictionary
where she had looked up the words to the chorus
and then Cristina said...
Everybody: Yo no quiero cantar esta canción, no no
Yo no quiero cantar esta canción
Puja Khanna: yeah yeah yeah yeah
Then Pink came out to see
what was going on out there
and when she saw Mya and Cristina
she asked them what was going on
And then Cristina
showed to Pink
what she had showed to Mya
and once more she repeated...
Everybody: Yo no quiero cantar esta canción, no no
yo no quiero cantar esta canción
Beki Tang: Then Lil Kim came out saying
"what in the world is going on here"
and then Pink, Mya, and Cristina
told her what was happening
Then Lil Kim said "Hey, Cristina,
this isn't worth all this trouble"
then Cristina said "But it is"
and she turned around and left
Everybody: Hey, Cristina
what's up with Cristina
BT: Then Cristina went back to her room
saying "I'm not going to sing that song"
but that was when everybody
realized who's turn
was coming up next
and they started calling...
Everybody: Cristina...
ER: It's your turn!
Everybody: Cristina...
PK: Cristina Aguilera! Come out of there right now!
Everybody: Cristina...
Zoya Ivanovna: Oooooh
hey, hey, heeeeeeey
Finally Cristina agreed
to sing her part of the song
but it was not without resignation
oh, oh, oooooooooh
PK: Finally everybody showed up
ER: and sang their parts
ZI: finally, everything was worked out
oh, oh, oooooooooooooh
Everybody: And that was what happened
what was happening here
Everything worked out in the end
ZI: And after all was done...
Everybody: Cristina no querÃa cantar la canción, no no
pero al final sà la cantó...
ER: that's what happened, yeah...
Everybody: Cristina no querÃa cantar la canción, no no
pero al final sà la cantó
BeckyDR: Zoya Ivanovna
ZI: Oooooh ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh
BDR: Puja Khanna
PK: That's what happened
BDR: Beki Tang
BT: wei wei ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
BDR: Estuviese RodrÃguez
ER: Oh oh oh, oh oh
BDR: everybody
ER: oh yeah
BDR: knows just what happened here
ZI: ooh
BT: wei wei
BDR: Becky Donoghue-Rick, here
Everybody: And that's the whole story, ooooooooooooh yes sir
Translations:
Yo no quiero cantar esta canción = I don't want to sing this song
Cristina no querÃa cantar la canción = Cristina did not want to sing the song
pero al final sà la cantó = but she finally sang it
wei = hey
"Don't Speak That Way About William Tong" Parody by Becky Donoghue-Rick
I can see
as I look through the parodies
someone named William Tong
posting here
I can see
he's making fun of George Bush
calling him "shrub" and et cetera
all the time
Unfortunately
I also see
parodies by others bashing WT, so...
Don't speak that way about William Tong
he didn't do anything wrong
han ta shi wode pengyou
Oh, don't speak that way about William Tong
he didn't do anything wrong
han ta shi wode pengyou
As you can see
I am all for what William says
in his parodies
I'm a democrat too
so I am free to bash Bush
just as much as he
And I'm also free
to stop anybody
who might say derogatory things
(about WT or me)
So don't speak that way about William Tong
he didn't do anything wrong
han ta shi wode pengyou
Oh, don't speak that way about William Tong
he didn't do anything wrong
han ta shi wode pengyou
I know that
there are a lot of people
who don't agree
with what we say
But that is
no reason to start bashing
they should respect our views
anyway
I can see
that people don't respect
how we feel
Don't speak that way about William Tong
he didn't do anything wrong
han ta shi wode pengyou
Oh, don't speak that way about William Tong
he didn't do anything wrong
han ta shi wode pengyou
Han ta shi wode pengyou
that way about William Tong
he didn't do anything wrong
han ta shi wode pengyou
don't speak
don't speak that way about William Tong
he didn't do anything wrong...
I said shut up
I said shut up
you all just shut up!
la la la la la
la la la la la
No, no, don't speak
hush, hush, shut up
hush, hush, shut up
hush, hush, han ta shi wode pengyou
hush, hush, shut up
hush, hush, shut up
hush, hush, han ta shi wode pengyou!
"Don't Speak" Originally by No Doubt
"Don't Speak To Me In Hindi!" Parody by Becky Donoghue-Rick
No Doubt leader Gwen Stefani has a problem; bassist Tony Kanal likes to irritate her by speaking to her in Hindi (only the chorus is Gwen's actual words); this song is also dedicated to all my crazy Internet-based Indian friends who like to speak to me in Hindi when they know I only understand a little
Tony Kanal
well I think he is silly
he's really really silly
as you will see
Because he
likes to irritate Gwen Stefani
by talking to her in Hindi
all the time
And when he does
speak to her in Hindi
she turns around and says to him...
Don't speak to me in Hindi!
because I don't understand it
speak to me in English
No, don't speak to me in Hindi
because I don't understand it
speak to me in English
Tony Kanal
he likes to be annoying
even though he's only teasing
when he does it
And you can bet
he'll do it again
and once more Gwen will say to him...
Don't speak to me in Hindi!
because I don't understand it
speak to me in English
No, don't speak to me in Hindi
because I don't understand it
speak to me in English
Tony Kanal likes to annoy Gwen Stefani
and the others...
I can see
that Tony just won't listen
when Gwen says...
Don't speak to me in Hindi
because I don't understand it
speak to me in English
oh oh oh, don't speak to me in Hindi
because I don't understand it
speak to me in English
Speak to me in English!
to me in Hindi
because I don't understand it
don't speak
don't speak
don't speak
oh
to me in Hindi
because I don't understand it
Speak English
Speak English
can you speak English??????????????????????
La la la la la
La la la la la
No no no
hush, hush, Tony
hush, hush, Tony
hush, hush, speak to me in English
hush, hush, Tony
hush, hush, Tony
hush, hush, speak to me in English!
This song is in no way intended to bash Tony Kanal, Gwen Stefani, or No Doubt; this song simply portrays what I see to be a humorous situation
"Liquid Dreams" Originally by O-Town
"Kickers Dreams" Parody by Becky Donoghue-Rick
Football cards of love surrounding me, I'm lost in a world of fantasy
Every night he comes to me and gives me all the excitement I need
Now this hot boy, he's not your average boy
He's a morpharotic dream from a magazine
And he's so fine, designed to blow your mind
he's a hottie, more than anyone I've ever seen, whoo!
I dream about a boy who's a mix of Mike Vanderjagt
Just a little touch of Janikowski's wild style, with Al Del Greco's smile
throw in a body like Matt Stover's
You got the star of my kickers dreams
MartÃn Gramática's lips to kiss in the dark
Underneath Gary Anderson's beauty mark
When it comes to the test well Cary Blanchard's the best
And Morten Andersen brings the rest (ohhh)
Now this hot boy, he's not your average boy
he's a morpharotic dream from a magazine
And he's so fine, designed to blow your mind
he's a hottie, more than anyone I've ever seen, whoo!
I dream about a boy who's a mix of Mike Vanderjagt
Just a little touch of Janikowski's wild style, with Al Del Greco's smile
throw in a body like Matt Stover's
You got the star of my kickers dreams
Bridge:
Looks ain't everything, he's got the sweetest personality
Like Adam V. (Vinatieri)
My mama thinks I'm lazy, my friends all think I'm crazy
But in my mind I leave the world behind every night
I dream kickers dreams, my kickers dreams
Every night I dream, these kickers dreams, ooohhh
I dream about a boy who's a mix of Mike Vanderjagt
Just a little touch of Janikowski's wild style, with Al Del Greco's smile
throw in a body like Matt Stover's
You got the star of my kickers dreams
I dream about a boy who's a mix of Mike Vanderjagt
Just a little touch of Janikowski's wild style, with Al Del Greco's smile
throw in a body like Matt Stover's
You got the star of my kickers dreams
I dream about a boy who's a mix of Mike Vanderjagt
Just a little touch of Janikowski's wild style, with Al Del Greco's smile
throw in a body like Matt Stover's
You got the star of my kickers dreams
"Hey Baby" Originally by No Doubt w/Bounty Killer
"Hey Gwen/Hey Tony" Parody by Becky Donoghue-Rick
Yes, this is another case of Tony Kanal irritating Gwen Stefani and what she says to him when he does so; and once again, it is in NO WAY intended to bash Tony, Gwen, or No Doubt, but rather to sing about a humorous situation. Enjoy.
Hey Tony, hey Gwennie hey
Tony says, Gwen says
Hey Tony, hey Gwennie hey
here we go again
Oh no, not again
there's Tony Kanal again
Irritating Gwen Stefani
by speaking to her in Hindi
And calling her silly names
she's not amused by his games
Especially when she can't understand
what he's saying to her
Oh no, there he goes again
Tony talking in Hindi to Gwen
and of course Gwen cannot understand
and she says to him...
And when Tony says
(T: arre Gwennie, arre Gwennie arre)
Gwen says, Gwen says
(G: Hey Tony, hey Tony hey, don't speak to me in Hindi!)
hey Tony, hey Tony hey
and Tony says, Tony says
(T: Hey Gwennie, hey Gwennie hey)
(G: and don't call me Gwennie either!)
Yes, there he goes again
Tony's being crazy again
Speaking to Gwen in Hindi
and irritating her
And Gwen is now mad at Tony
for annoying her constantly
and every time he starts to,
she says to him...
And when Tony says
(T: arre Gwennie, arre Gwennie arre)
Gwen says, Gwen says
(G: Hey Tony, hey Tony hey, don't speak to me in Hindi!)
hey Tony, hey Tony hey
and Tony says, Tony says
(T: Hey Gwennie, hey Gwennie hey)
(G: and don't call me Gwennie either!)
Oh no, oh no, it's Tony Kanal again!
Tony Kanal is going crazy
Always talking to Gwen in Hindi
Even though she doesn't understand Hindi
Stop it Tony, hey hey Tony
Tony Kanal is going crazy
Always talking to Gwen in Hindi
Even though she doesn't understand Hindi
Stop it Tony, hey hey Tony
Oh no, Tony Kanal's gone crazy
always talking to Gwen in Hindi
he doesn't bug Tom or Adrian this way
Crazy Tony
hey, Tony
Oh no, there he goes again
Tony talking in Hindi to Gwen
and of course Gwen cannot understand
and she says to him...
And when Tony says
(T: arre Gwennie, arre Gwennie arre)
Gwen says, Gwen says
(G: Hey Tony, hey Tony hey, don't speak to me in Hindi!)
hey Tony, hey Tony hey
and Tony says, Tony says
(T: Hey Gwennie, hey Gwennie hey)
Tony Kanal is really being crazy
(T: arre Gwennie, arre Gwennie arre)
Gwen says, Gwen says
(G: Hey Tony, hey Tony hey...)
He'd better stop acting so crazy, and right now
Hey Tony, hey Tony hey
and Tony says, Tony says
(T: Hey Gwennie, hey Gwennie hey)
(G: AND DON'T CALL ME GWENNIE EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
() = Tony or Gwen is speaking
arre = hey
"Lady Marmalade" Originally by Cristina Aguilera and co.
"Yo No Quiero Cantar Esta Canción " Parody by Becky Donoghue-Rick
Estuviese RodrÃguez: Mya came out of her dressing room
upon hearing Cristina yelling
she said "hey, Cristina, what's up"
and Cristina said "Look at this"
Then Cristina showed Mya
her French dictionary
where she had looked up the words to the chorus
and then Cristina said...
Everybody: Yo no quiero cantar esta canción, no no
Yo no quiero cantar esta canción
Puja Khanna: yeah yeah yeah yeah
Then Pink came out to see
what was going on out there
and when she saw Mya and Cristina
she asked them what was going on
And then Cristina
showed to Pink
what she had showed to Mya
and once more she repeated...
Everybody: Yo no quiero cantar esta canción, no no
yo no quiero cantar esta canción
Beki Tang: Then Lil Kim came out saying
"what in the world is going on here"
and then Pink, Mya, and Cristina
told her what was happening
Then Lil Kim said "Hey, Cristina,
this isn't worth all this trouble"
then Cristina said "But it is"
and she turned around and left
Everybody: Hey, Cristina
what's up with Cristina
BT: Then Cristina went back to her room
saying "I'm not going to sing that song"
but that was when everybody
realized who's turn
was coming up next
and they started calling...
Everybody: Cristina...
ER: It's your turn!
Everybody: Cristina...
PK: Cristina Aguilera! Come out of there right now!
Everybody: Cristina...
Zoya Ivanovna: Oooooh
hey, hey, heeeeeeey
Finally Cristina agreed
to sing her part of the song
but it was not without resignation
oh, oh, oooooooooh
PK: Finally everybody showed up
ER: and sang their parts
ZI: finally, everything was worked out
oh, oh, oooooooooooooh
Everybody: And that was what happened
what was happening here
Everything worked out in the end
ZI: And after all was done...
Everybody: Cristina no querÃa cantar la canción, no no
pero al final sà la cantó...
ER: that's what happened, yeah...
Everybody: Cristina no querÃa cantar la canción, no no
pero al final sà la cantó
BeckyDR: Zoya Ivanovna
ZI: Oooooh ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh
BDR: Puja Khanna
PK: That's what happened
BDR: Beki Tang
BT: wei wei ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
BDR: Estuviese RodrÃguez
ER: Oh oh oh, oh oh
BDR: everybody
ER: oh yeah
BDR: knows just what happened here
ZI: ooh
BT: wei wei
BDR: Becky Donoghue-Rick, here
Everybody: And that's the whole story, ooooooooooooh yes sir
Translations:
Yo no quiero cantar esta canción = I don't want to sing this song
Cristina no querÃa cantar la canción = Cristina did not want to sing the song
pero al final sà la cantó = but she finally sang it
wei = hey