This no doubts surprised everyone. But what is this? Well this is a selection where I give off teasers or hints of story ideas. Ideas either I tried and play with or bounced off with others. I decided to bring a bunch of them together and show hint, pieces or teasers of these ideas. The can be part of the first chapters or pieces of later in the story line. Basically a way to test the waters with ideas. If they get a good responds then they are more than likely to move into real stories. So here's to kick starting some stories off.

Disclaimer; I own nothing from any of the series portrayed in these teasers.

Naruto and the Olympian Squad

Percy Jackson felt useless at the odds against them when he arrived back at Camp Half-blood. The camp itself was now under attack but six bronze mechanical bull the size of elephants that Annabeth explained were called Colchis Bulls. The Colchis Bulls themselves were moving fast, plowing through everything in their path, their metal skin was so hot no one here could even touch them and Percy saw that they were able to shot fire from their mouths. Clarisse was leading a form of defense for the camp, but her forces were getting more and more injured or on fire. Worst yet the camp's magical defense was not working as the bulls were running through the magical barrier like it was not there. Clarisse stood alone, with her shield and spear, staring down at a Colchis Bull as it charged at her. "Clarisse move!" Percy shouted. He and the daughter of Ares might not get alone at all but he did not want her to be hurt or killed like this.

Clarisse did not move as the bull charged. She growled ready to strike. Then it happen…

WHAM!

The Colchis Bull was hit hard and sent skidding back from the blow, possibly stunned. Clarisse was stunned as someone appeared behind her and knocked the bull back. She turned, most likely to yell at the person, but froze seeing who it was. It was a tall young man around Luke's age with spike blond hair, bright blue eyes and strange whisker like marks on his cheeks. "N-Naruto-sensei?" she stammered not believing her eyes.

The man smiled at Clarisse, "You did a good job raising a defense for the camp. But you and the others can rest now; back up has arrived."

One Colchis Bull was charging at a group of half-blood trying to get away when two figures ran right at it. The two attacked so fast Percy missed it. All he saw was one figure lashing out with a kick and one swiping their hand, which looked like it was on fire but with green flames. They landed behind the bull which started to slow down it charge. Percy saw they were young woman, one slightly older than the other but none younger than seventeen. The older of the two, a pale looking girl with long black hair and wearing a green and black skin tight suit, "I killed it first."

The other was a tall girl with short but still long red hair, green eyes and long strong legs, "No way, I kicked its head off first before you slashed it."

Something crashed to the ground off to the side and Percy saw that it was the head of the Colchis Bull, but half the face was knocked inward from an extreme force and one horn was broken. The headless bull then ripped as a large slash or tear appear on the side the green girl attack, causing parts to spill out and then collapsed.

Off to the side with another attacking Colchis Bull, someone flipped in the air and landed on the horn, sitting with sandaled feet perfectly balanced like a ninja. He was dressed in mostly dark blue with a belt with several red pouches and a blue cap on his head. Around his eyes were a cloth band with holes for the eyes, giving it a mask for the teen. He took his weapon, a cane with a bronze hook that reminded Percy of a question mark, and wacked the bull right in the face. It bucked and shook his head, trying to get him off but the teen laughed and jumped into the air. The bull then found itself being pushed up onto its hind legs by someone underneath him. The teen underneath was much larger than the first, wearing a purple short sleeve shirt and cargo pants and had a mask over his head and thick leather gloves. He was built strong and reminded Percy of Beckendorf inside the camp. He grunts as the bull struggled but showed no sign of being affected by the heated skin, "You're not going anywhere!"

"Hold tight Murry!" the teen from before said as he used his cane to hook onto one of the horns and slapped a device onto the back of the Colchis Bull. The man jumped off and shouted, "All set on my end Bentley!"

One small teen was a short distances away, sitting in a wheelchair with several different attachments to it. The teen adjusted his glasses and said, "Okay Murry, send him my way!"

"'The Murry' got it covered!" the teen holding the bull back said before he pushed the bull off to the side.

The Colchis Bull groaned before it got a new target in its sights; the teen in the wheelchair. It charged at him but the teen did not look worried. Bentley finally pulled out a small trigger with a smirk and pushed the button. Underneath the bull, a bomb that was placed there beforehand exploded. The reaction caused the bomb placed on the bull from the first teen to explode as well. The result was broken and smoking parts flying pass Bentley.

Up near the injured campers, one son of Ares had finally gotten the fire on his helmet off though he suffered burns on his head and hands for it. He gritted his teeth and he fell to the ground, trying to not think of the pain when he felt a cooling sensation forming. He also felt someone placing their hands on his head. He looked and saw a girl about fourteen with long blond hair kneeling next to him. With her light blue robes and vail like head piece, not to mention the large fancy silver cross, gave her the looks of a nun. Her hands, which she gently placed on his head had a light green aura around it. "Please relax," she said as she focus on what she was going, "everything will be alright."

"Ha-ha!" a loud voice said from in front of the group. When they looked they were degusted at what they saw. The man was tall and wore flamboyant blue medieval mixed ballet clothes with a swan theme, evident with the white wings on the back of his long pink overcoat. He had heavy makeup on his face and was grinning widely. His legs, being exposed, are hairy and the looking campers are disgusted by the lack of care. He stood on one foot, on the toe like a ballerina really, and one leg bent and his arms in the same pose. He laughed, "Indeed you are all going to be fine." He turned to Naruto, "Don't worry brother! The kiddies are in good hands! Ha-ha!"

Naruto chuckled and nodded, "Good, now all we have are the rest to deal with."

However one Colchis Bull charged at the injured group. Clarisse wanted to go and stop it when Naruto said, "it's okay Clarisse. A friend won't let anything happen to them."

As the bull not nearer several of the campers shouted, but only the nun and the crossdresser were not phase or looked at all startled. That was when something crashed on the ground before the bull before then figure grabbed it and lifted the elephant size machine over his head. The campers gapped seeing what the thing was. It looked like a machine or at least walking armor. Shades of black and gray were the color of the armor with nothing but metal everywhere as they could see. The armor overlapped at other areas giving the appearance of a metal foe in armor. It towered over them at nearly eight feet tall and the head looked to be of a reptilian monster with the top half in a helmet with three curved horns above the snout and eyes. The eyes were red but looked to be computer version of eyes instead of real ones. From the elbow down were huge gauntlets with a three finger end nothing but sharp metal claws. These claws dug into the Colchis Bull before with a roar the metal behemoth pulled and ripped the bull in two.

Percy, Annabeth could not help but gap at what they seen. Their final companion Tyson, seemed to be struggling to get closer at all. Percy looked at Annabeth, "Who are these guys?"

"I don't know," Annabeth finally said, "That blond one near Clarisse looked familiar but I don't recall."

"But…" Percy gulped, "These guys are monsters."

The two girls that killed a bull were the closest to Percy and the others and kept arguing which one of them defeated the bull they killed in the first place. It was then did they noticed them but they focused on Tyson more. "Having trouble big guy?" pale girl asked.

Tyson grunts, "want to help."

They looked at one another before they smiled, well the pale one smirked, "Alright then, you have permission to help defend the camp."

At the words Tyson no longer had trouble moving forward. He got the attention of another Colchis Bull that was charging towards them. He pulled his fist out and shouted, "Bad cow!"

He punched the bull right into the face. The metal buckled before a second punch pushed the head inward even more. The final punch fully collapsed the head as the bull staggered with its head all but caved in. the two girls were clearly amused, the red head was giggling covering her mouth while the pale one laughed, "Oh bad cow!? Ha! Ha! I got to remember that one."

"Nice work kid," the red hair girl said and Tyson smiled.

There were only two Colchis Bull remaining and one was charging at Naruto and Clarisse. But before it got too close it was lifted up. Unlike the other times this figure was small and held it up from the back end over her head with ease. Even the bull was stunned at this and if Percy though it could form emotions on its face it would be stunned and bewildered. Carrying the bull was a small very young girl. She looked about six years old and had bright pink hair. She smiled before she ran towards the two girls near Percy, still carrying the bull, "Kimmie! Shego! Can I keep it?"

The red head, (Kim) sighed while the pale one (Shego) frowned, "No you can't Yachiru."

"Pleaseeeeee!" Yachiru asked. "I will raise it right. I will name it George and I will hug it and squeeze it and play with it!"

Shego pinched the bridge of her nose while Percy and Annabeth gapped even more at what they were seeing. "But how can she?" Annabeth asked not understanding this. Tyson however looked in awe at this and clapped with joy.

Shego however said, "No Yachiru, that thing won't last three days under your care."

"Pleaseeeeeeeeee!" Yachiru asked again.

"Please?" Tyson added hoping it would help.

Shego looked at Kim who shrugged and Shego sighed, "Ask your father."

"Yeeaah!" Yachiru cheered before she took off at high speeds for the camp and ran right pass everyone without pause.

"She can't bring that in!" Annabeth exclaimed horrified at a Colchis Bull so deep into camp.

Shego shrugged, "That girl has her daddy wrapped around her little finger. Besides like I said that thing won't last three days under her care."

The last remaining bull got back to its feet and turned its gazed on the one who attacked it. Naruto stayed his ground, arms crossed and looking calm with his eyes closed. The Colchis Bull charged and Clarisse looked ready for action. "Relax Clarisse," she looked up at her teacher and found his eyes have changed. They now had an orange pigment around the eyes and the eyes themselves were now bared looking like a toads. "This's one mine."

She smirked and stepped aside so he can fight, an action that Percy thought was out of her character. Naruto held one hand up in the air and energy gathered. The air churned as something formed in the palm. It looked like a small softball size ball of wind but it grew in size and fans of winds. After a minute of maintaining this he threw the attack at the bull. "Rasenshuriken!"

The attack went right at the Colchis Bull before it struck it. The attack expanded and the bull was cut in half. The metal was shredded and teared while being sucked towards the center. Then the attacked turned into a large ball of energy and wind shredding and destroying the bull inside. Many people were force to cover their faces when dust and wind blew into their faces. Only Naruto did not look effect5ed as he kept his eyes on the attack. When the attack dispelled nothing was left. No parts, no spoils nothing remained from the attack.

Naruto grinned, "It's over."

Percy and Annabeth gapped once again at that attack. They seemed to have been doing that a lot in the last few minutes. They recovered when everyone was started to head back to the border and the rest of the injured campers. As they got closer they can hear Naruto talk to Clarisse, "You did good. Even with such a hard times the camp is facing right now you remember the lessons I taught you. You made me proud."

Clarisse looked away with and Percy could have sworn he saw a slightly blush on her face, "I didn't do much sensei."

Naruto chuckled, "you kept these guy together in the attack. You kept the camp safe and you was willing to lay your life on the line to defend your friends. I couldn't be more proud."

"Umm excuse me," Percy said getting everyone's attention. "Who are you guys?"

Clarisse scowled while the other chuckled, "Ha-ha! It seems some of us are forgotten huh brother? For shame I thought we would be remembered so well. Maybe I should help teach others the okama way."

"Please don't," Shego muttered.

Naruto shook his head, "Anyways you already meet Shego and Kim." Both girls either waved at them or nodded "Shego is a daughter of Iris and Kim is…a retired hunter."

Percy looked at the two and Shego had a glare at him as if daring him to make a comment.

The boy in blue walked up with the other two companions by his side. "Since we are all playing nice and giving our meet and greets, name's Sly Cooper. I'm heir to the famous Cooper Clan and legacy of Hermes."

"Legacy?" Percy asked.

Sly explained "It mean I am not his son but my ancestor was."

The big guy flexed his muscles, "I'm 'The Murry' and my dad is Hephaestus," he finished with him punching his palm.

Bentley simply waved, "I'm Bentley and I'm a son of Athena."

"You already met that ball of sugar madness Yachiru," Shego said with a roll of her eyes, "She is most likely talking to her father Mr. D about keeping her new pet."

The other man what crept the other campers out, jumped and danced with joy. "Ha-Ha! Such a wonderful meeting of friends! My name is Bon Kurei and I am a wonderful and proud okama of Aphrodite."

"Oka-wha?" Percy asked.

"A slang term for crossdresser or transsexual," Kim explained.

"And this little cutie," Bon Kurei started holding a hand toward the nun girl still healing injured campers. "Is little Asia. She is a daughter of Apollo though she does not think of herself as such."

"What does that mean?" Clarisse asked wondered how a half-blood does not think themselves one.

"That outfit is not for show," Sly said with a smirk. "She really is a nun and a firm believer of God with a capital G. she does not believe the other gods exist."

"But you tried to correct her right?" Annabeth asked bewildered that they would just let that go on.

The others just shrugged, "We didn't have the heart to tell her." Bentley said. "Plus if anything it would just make her stay her beliefs thinking she is being tested in her faith."

"It's fine," Naruto said. "A person should keep what they believe in even if others don't. There is nothing wrong with her being as she is."

Annabeth open her mouth to argue but Tyson asked, "Who's he?" he pointed to the metal monster that seems to be guarding Asia.

"He's a mystery," Shego said. "We found him and Asia befriended him. He goes out of his way to protect her and other innocence. From what file we found of him his was code name Black-war so that is what we stuck with calling him."

Naruto grinned, "And that leaves me. Name's Naruto Uzumaki, and I am a son of Aphrodite."

And there you have it? Was it good? Bad? Too much? A strange mix and match set of half-blood characters and while they seem random they all work together for me. I am sure you all can guess where most if not all the characters are from but a few notes I think need to be said about this.

Naruto been to camp for a short amount of time before the Percy Jackson Cannon started. As stated he took Clarisse as a student while he was there and she looks up to him with the upmost respect and even has a small crush on him. The main difference then with her father or a few other characters is the fact this is pure respect and understanding between these two characters and not fear like with her father or just understanding or friendship like with some of the other campers.

So leave your thoughts and with any luck more teasers of this idea or even a true story of this itself.