Gilbert stood by the door, completely silent, trying not to laugh.

"C'mon, Arty, let's do it," came Alfred's (mostly) determined voice.

"Come on, then," came Arthur's irritated response. "Put it in already."

Francis chuckled. "Aah, mon Angleterre, you're so dirty."

A loud clunk.

"SHUT. IT. FROG," Arthur hissed. "Damn it, Alfred what are you waiting for? Put it in!"

"I'm nervous!"

"Just do it, git, or I will!" Arthur yelled.

"Mon ami, weren't you the one scolding us for being loud the last few times?" Francis asked.

"Shut up," Arthur said. "Alfred!"

"Okay, okay I'm putting it in!" Alfred exclaimed. A few moments later, Arthur let out a satisfied grunt.

"Good boy. Now what are you waiting for? Start moving it!"

"It's stuck!" Alfred protested with a whine.

"What do you mean it's stuck? Let me see... Oh, bloody hell. It really is stuck. Damn thing's too big."

"Mon cher, calm yourself. It will be easier if you relax."

"How so, frog?" Arthur spat.

"Well, I always get higher scores when I'm relaxed," Alfred said.

Arthur groaned. "Dammit, this position is uncomfortable. Just... keep trying to move it!"

"Arthur, it's STUCK! It's too big!"

Francis sighed. "Perhaps this will help," he said, the click of an opening bottle cap echoing through the room.

"How the bloody hell will that help?" Arthur yelled.

"It worked last time, didn't it?" Alfred said. "Hey, I can move it a little now."

Gilbert couldn't take it anymore; he fell to the floor, laughing. "Why not screw the key and take the whole thing?" he suggested through laughter.

Arthur glared at him and dropped the safe. "How the bloody hell is this funny, wanker? If Elizabeta puts these videos online, we're screwed. If she notices we took her entire yaoi collection, we're dead."

Gilbert clutched his sides. "Sucks for you!"

Yep. Elizabeta shot a vid of USUK and locked it in one of her many safes. Francis payed Arty 60000 Euros to let him help get it back... Bcuz Alfy told him he could watch it when they did. The key got stuck, Francis used soap XD the end. Not satisfied with this, but hey.