Note: I DO NOT OWN DURARARA/DRRR. I would LOOOVVEEE too Oh well Here's the story~

The mysterious girl snickered to herself, plotting something.

'Why not make Shizuo Heiwajima and Izaya Orihara's lives more miserable then they already are?'

This mysterious girl had jet black hair that was tied in a fast quick bun, with white fair skin and dark brown eyes; with a tight pinned up grin on her face. Wearing a brown tank-top and a black short skirt, with pair of white knee high socks and a pair of black school shoes to match. This girl's name is Aihi Kida, Masaomi's big sister by six years.

The hateful triangle between Shizuo Heiwajima, Aihi Kida, and Izaya Orihara started in high school. When the three looked at each other they hated each other just with that glance.

To her messing up everything for Izaya and Shizuo was her main job, that and taking care of her younger brother.

Just an average day.

Fourteen stop signs; sixty-three trash cans, and eight vending machines; Shizuo's new record at throwing things at the two devilish adults.

"Come on Shizu-chan you can't even catch me; let alone touch Aihi" Izaya said.

"Oh are you on my side now Izaya?" Aihi asked, with a fake damsel-in-distress voice.

"Oh no. I'm just saying how bad Shizu-chan is" Izaya said.

Aihi sighed at the information broker, then took a picture of Izaya with the flip phone she had in her hand.

'That's for Shizu-chan~' Aihi sang devilishly.

"IZAYA! AIHI!" Shizuo yelled, picking up the local Vending machine and throwing it at Aihi who happened to not be paying any mind to the frustrated man and only took pictures of the snickering broker.

When the two men realized that the woman didn't see the vending machine they both tried to run to her side.

Lucky Izaya got to the lady's side first and quickly pushed her to the ground just before the vending machine flew over them, Shizuo had amazingly stopped the vending machine right before it even made its way at the information broker and the photographer.

When Aihi realized Izaya was on top of her, most likely pinning her down she glared at him. When she looked at the Shizuo who had stopped the vending machine she smirked.

"My saviors!" Aihi said, sarcastically.

Izaya quickly got off the photographer and looked at Shizuo, with his normal smirk he then ran away leaving the girl who sighed and the angry super-insane strength man together.

"Aiiiiihhhiiii" Shizuo hissed.

Aihi quickly jumped up onto her feet and started backing away from the man, "Eh?" she asked; not realizing that Izaya had stolen her phone.

"You let him get away" Shizuo snapped.

"Uh… He's tricky… I guess. Ummm see ya Shizu-chan gotta jet!" Aihi said, just before she was able to run away Simon had stopped her.

"I believe this is yours" Simon said, placing Izaya on his feet.

"IZAYA" Shizuo yelled.

"Simon" Izaya said.

Simon picked up both Izaya and Aihi by the back of their collars, and then dragged them with him.

"Sushi good for you; come eat" Simon said.

"Sssiiiiimmmoooonnnnn" Aihi whined.

Shizuo glared at the two but followed along anyway, to Russia Sushi.