The Weasley Justice League: Quest, the first
Explosions weren't uncommon to the Weasley house. They were always coming from a certain room though. Fred and George's room to be exact. Today there seemed to be more than usual. "Fred! Will you stop blowing up my socks!" George yelled. "No, sorry George, unless." "Unless what?!" "You put on this." Fred held up what looked like a Superman leotard. "Fred, are you insane?" George asked. "Why yes.why do you ask?" George hit his head with his hand. "You can have your socks if you wart this," Fred held up the suit again. "Fine but leave my socks alone!" George said grabbing the leotard. "Ok then!" Fred said blowing up yet another pair of George's socks. George went by his brother and picked up the leotard. Moments later he was in the bathroom glaring at the mirror. "The things I do for my bloody socks," he muttered. The redhead's reflection was looking back at him in a red suit with a large 'W' and 'M' on it. He stormed out of the bathroom and back into his room. "Well!" Fred shouted, "You look bloody brilliant!" "That's all well and fine, Fred, but what does 'W' and 'M' mean?" George asked raising his eyebrow at his brother. "Wonder Monkey." Fred answered. "Wonder Monkey?" "Yes, from now on you are George the Wonder Monkey, defender of the universe, protector of the innocent and co-owner of the Weasley Wizard's Wheezes!" Fred exclaimed. George looked at his brother, "Did you come up with that all on your own?" he asked sarcastically. Fred nodded vigorously. "Bravo!" George said rolling his eyes. "You have to be George the Wonder Monkey for a week," Fred explained, "It's a dare." "Fine! I'll be George the Wonder Monkey for an entire week, but first I need to come up with something as humiliating as this." George said. "Oh, yeah, sure." Fred said leaving the room. For the next day George the Wonder Monkey sat on his bed formulating ideas of revenge. Scattered drawings and plans were strewn about the floor. That next day that was mentioned was actually ten minutes later. "I got it!" the Wonder Monkey exclaimed. He jumped up and conjured a bright pink sport pants topped by a plaid blew sweater and a green party hat. Fred came through the door, a chocolate chip cookie in hand. "Argh! What in the name of Merlin is that!?" Fred screamed. He dropped the cookie on the floor. "This, my dear twin, is your little get up. May I present the 'Fred the Wonder Snail with a Blue Plaid Sweater and a Green Party Hat!'" "Oh blimey George, it's pink."
"Only one part, and at least I had the decency not to put you in a complete leotard." Fred nodded and went to put on his super hero outfit. The entire Weasley family, including Bill, Charlie, Hermione and Harry, sat at the kitchen table. Mrs. Weasley was just bringing over another plate of cookies when suddenly at the bottom of the stairs was a large puff of smoke with the word 'POOF' in the middle of it appeared. Mrs. Weasley shrieked and dropped the plate of cookies and Ginny grabbed hold of Harry's arm. 'Oops' Ginny thought. The kitchen went black and then the strobe lights started. George's voice rang through the small room. "George the Wonder Monkey! Saviour of the World!" "And his sidekick, Fred the Wonder Snail with a Blue Plaid Sweater and Green Party Hat!" Fred sang. The two burst through the smoke screen flying. Really flying, minus brooms, plus capes. They circled the circled around the room. Accidentally crashing in the centre of the kitchen table. A whole pitcher of milk fell on Percy and his new cauldron bottom report. "RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGE!!!" he yelled and stormed upstairs muttering about how much of a nuisance the twins were. Meanwhile, the table and Fred the Wonder Snail and George the Wonder Monkey shattered with a 'THUD' "I missed being home!" Charlie said as the Weasley kitchen broke into laughter. The miracle of it all is that George and Fred weren't grounded.
George the Wonder Monkey decided to keep and Adventure Log:
Day One: The Weasley Justice League was invented. 'WJL' for short. Spilt milk on Percy. Ha!
Day Two: Packing for Hogwarts. Had one pair of socks un-burnt by the Wonder Snail. Had to beat him with Harry's Firebolt. Ha! Just for fun we stole the oven.Mum's still looking. Again ha!
Day Three: The train. Ha! Talked Lee into joining WJL he is Lee the Purple Speedo Man with Flaming Orange High Heeled Boots. Ha!
Day Four: School. Met new DADA Professor. Professor Somebody.yeah, she's Canadian. Ha! With her help WJL set up a big screen in the Great Hall that says our names over and overt and over and--::gets hit in the head by Fred and Lee simultaneously:: Filch loves us and invited us to his office for a chat. Ha!
Day Five: Quidditch practice. Alicia is new captain. Ron is new Keeper. Goal posts gone? "WM", "FWS", and "SM' written underneath. Ha! I wonder how.
Day Six: Quidditch game against Slytherin. Fred and me were hit multiple times by Malfoy. He's currently residing in the Hospital Wing. Again ha! Oh yeah, we won.
Day Seven: Potions. Went to class in get up. Snape eyed us suspiciously. Ha! Lost 45 points from Gryffindor for wearing it. Aww! Fred lost points for asking if Snape would rather that we come in naked. He lost 10 more points. Oops! Class ended. Snape pulled me aside and asked where he could get one. Triple ha! He's now Grease Man! Ha!
~ Thus ends the marvellous adventures Of George the Wonder Monkey Fred the Wonder Snail with a Blue Plaid Sweater and a Green Party Hat And Lee the Purple Speedo Man with Flaming Orange High Heel Boots ~
HA!
Explosions weren't uncommon to the Weasley house. They were always coming from a certain room though. Fred and George's room to be exact. Today there seemed to be more than usual. "Fred! Will you stop blowing up my socks!" George yelled. "No, sorry George, unless." "Unless what?!" "You put on this." Fred held up what looked like a Superman leotard. "Fred, are you insane?" George asked. "Why yes.why do you ask?" George hit his head with his hand. "You can have your socks if you wart this," Fred held up the suit again. "Fine but leave my socks alone!" George said grabbing the leotard. "Ok then!" Fred said blowing up yet another pair of George's socks. George went by his brother and picked up the leotard. Moments later he was in the bathroom glaring at the mirror. "The things I do for my bloody socks," he muttered. The redhead's reflection was looking back at him in a red suit with a large 'W' and 'M' on it. He stormed out of the bathroom and back into his room. "Well!" Fred shouted, "You look bloody brilliant!" "That's all well and fine, Fred, but what does 'W' and 'M' mean?" George asked raising his eyebrow at his brother. "Wonder Monkey." Fred answered. "Wonder Monkey?" "Yes, from now on you are George the Wonder Monkey, defender of the universe, protector of the innocent and co-owner of the Weasley Wizard's Wheezes!" Fred exclaimed. George looked at his brother, "Did you come up with that all on your own?" he asked sarcastically. Fred nodded vigorously. "Bravo!" George said rolling his eyes. "You have to be George the Wonder Monkey for a week," Fred explained, "It's a dare." "Fine! I'll be George the Wonder Monkey for an entire week, but first I need to come up with something as humiliating as this." George said. "Oh, yeah, sure." Fred said leaving the room. For the next day George the Wonder Monkey sat on his bed formulating ideas of revenge. Scattered drawings and plans were strewn about the floor. That next day that was mentioned was actually ten minutes later. "I got it!" the Wonder Monkey exclaimed. He jumped up and conjured a bright pink sport pants topped by a plaid blew sweater and a green party hat. Fred came through the door, a chocolate chip cookie in hand. "Argh! What in the name of Merlin is that!?" Fred screamed. He dropped the cookie on the floor. "This, my dear twin, is your little get up. May I present the 'Fred the Wonder Snail with a Blue Plaid Sweater and a Green Party Hat!'" "Oh blimey George, it's pink."
"Only one part, and at least I had the decency not to put you in a complete leotard." Fred nodded and went to put on his super hero outfit. The entire Weasley family, including Bill, Charlie, Hermione and Harry, sat at the kitchen table. Mrs. Weasley was just bringing over another plate of cookies when suddenly at the bottom of the stairs was a large puff of smoke with the word 'POOF' in the middle of it appeared. Mrs. Weasley shrieked and dropped the plate of cookies and Ginny grabbed hold of Harry's arm. 'Oops' Ginny thought. The kitchen went black and then the strobe lights started. George's voice rang through the small room. "George the Wonder Monkey! Saviour of the World!" "And his sidekick, Fred the Wonder Snail with a Blue Plaid Sweater and Green Party Hat!" Fred sang. The two burst through the smoke screen flying. Really flying, minus brooms, plus capes. They circled the circled around the room. Accidentally crashing in the centre of the kitchen table. A whole pitcher of milk fell on Percy and his new cauldron bottom report. "RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGE!!!" he yelled and stormed upstairs muttering about how much of a nuisance the twins were. Meanwhile, the table and Fred the Wonder Snail and George the Wonder Monkey shattered with a 'THUD' "I missed being home!" Charlie said as the Weasley kitchen broke into laughter. The miracle of it all is that George and Fred weren't grounded.
George the Wonder Monkey decided to keep and Adventure Log:
Day One: The Weasley Justice League was invented. 'WJL' for short. Spilt milk on Percy. Ha!
Day Two: Packing for Hogwarts. Had one pair of socks un-burnt by the Wonder Snail. Had to beat him with Harry's Firebolt. Ha! Just for fun we stole the oven.Mum's still looking. Again ha!
Day Three: The train. Ha! Talked Lee into joining WJL he is Lee the Purple Speedo Man with Flaming Orange High Heeled Boots. Ha!
Day Four: School. Met new DADA Professor. Professor Somebody.yeah, she's Canadian. Ha! With her help WJL set up a big screen in the Great Hall that says our names over and overt and over and--::gets hit in the head by Fred and Lee simultaneously:: Filch loves us and invited us to his office for a chat. Ha!
Day Five: Quidditch practice. Alicia is new captain. Ron is new Keeper. Goal posts gone? "WM", "FWS", and "SM' written underneath. Ha! I wonder how.
Day Six: Quidditch game against Slytherin. Fred and me were hit multiple times by Malfoy. He's currently residing in the Hospital Wing. Again ha! Oh yeah, we won.
Day Seven: Potions. Went to class in get up. Snape eyed us suspiciously. Ha! Lost 45 points from Gryffindor for wearing it. Aww! Fred lost points for asking if Snape would rather that we come in naked. He lost 10 more points. Oops! Class ended. Snape pulled me aside and asked where he could get one. Triple ha! He's now Grease Man! Ha!
~ Thus ends the marvellous adventures Of George the Wonder Monkey Fred the Wonder Snail with a Blue Plaid Sweater and a Green Party Hat And Lee the Purple Speedo Man with Flaming Orange High Heel Boots ~
HA!