A/N: So I had this story in my mind for a while and I wanted to explore more on what would happen if the Warners were to have a mother figure. I have watched the 'Sound of Warners' and when looking at that nanny, I felt a large amount of sorrow for the kids. She was way too happy for their tastes and anyone who was down-to-earth like Scratchnsniff would go insane around them.So I decided to play around with this concept and see where it goes. Also I want to mention, Bugs Bunny will be mentioned and seen through out the story but these chapters will probably not be too close together so I don't think I need to put this in crossover. Besides he already appeared on Animaniacs so I guess that's an excuse.
Disclaimer: I do not own Animaniacs and its characters, They are owned by Warner bros., although I do own this oc that you all will probably meet in the next chapter.
Chapter 1: I know a girl perfect for the job
Thaddeus Plotz sat in his desk filled with job applications. He gathered all the best people he heard of from workers and close friends. He was surprised to find that there was at least more than twenty applications left. After all, the job they were applying for wasn't an easy one either.
After the failure of their last nanny, years ago, now that Animaniacs was no more, he'd have to restart the search. And it's not easy.
"Hello is this Ms. Poppins, O-Oh yes, I'm Mr. Plotz, CEO of Warner Brothers. I called to say that you've got the jo- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO WORK AS THEIR NANNY- YES I UNDERSTAND THEY'RE A HANDFUL BUT- You know what... FINE, DECLINE THIS JOB BUT MARK MY WORDS, YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET A JOB ANYWHERE ELSE!!...Good riddance...".
Right after the call ended, an explosion erupted from outside Plotz's office. A car tire flies through one of Plotz's windows leaving a large hole and shards on the floor. Plotz cringed at the damage, knowing money was going to be spent fixing that window and whoever the poor sucker's car was in the suspect line of target.
Walking towards one of the non-broken windows, Plotz screamed, realising that the poor sucker was him. His car was completely wrecked with one wheel missing. He felt his blood boil, knowing exactly who the culprits were.
"WARNERS! MY OFFICE! NOW!!!"
Three inky black figures raced upwards towards the office and placed a large comical kiss on the already red CEO. Plotz stumbles back from shock and anger as the three toons smiled goofily at him.
"How many times do I have tell you three, NO BOMBS ON THE LOT", Plotz screamed, causing the the kids' ears to blow back from the gust of screams.
Yakko steps forward, a cheeky grin on his snow white face," But Plotzy, you said nothing about firecrackers"
"Or Dynamite", Dot added.
"Or a super mega water canon with radioactive turbo boosters that react badly to diesel", Wakko said.
"Uhhhhhhh... Yeah, you don't want to go to the south side of the lot for about a... week", Yakko said, grinning sheepishly at the angered man.
Before Plotz could tackle Yakko, Dot jumped in," Look on the bright side Plotzy, now we have a reason to decorate. The south side was a bit of a drab if you catch my drift".
The office main door swung up open and in walked one of Warner bros' biggest stars.
"Eh... What's up Plotz?", Bugs asked nonchalantly, already acquainted with the scene. He smirked slightly as the kids' eyes brightened at the sight of him.
"BUGS!!!!!", the trio excitedly shrieked, racing to give the old hare a hug. Bugs chuckled and gradually opened his arms to receive it.
"Hiya kiddos, still givin' ol Plotzy grief over here"
The Warners smiled triumphantly at the rabbit. "Yep, we ruined his car too", Wakko said proudly.
"Atta boy", Bugs smirked. Plotz glared at the older toon.
"Mr. Bunny, with all the respect I have for you, please DON'T encourage them", Plotz begged.
Bugs released the Warners from the hug and approached the CEO, his cool demeanour not diminishing.
"Well as da mascot of this studio, I think it's healthy to destroy meaningless things in life", Bugs said looking at the abandoned, scorched tire.
"That car costed me THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS AND THOSE BRATS DESTROYED IT!!!!!!", Plotz yelled, pointing at the Warners who etched back in surprise.
Bugs' demeanour went from cool to sour in a matter of minutes, a tense glare was directed to the dwarf.
"Foist off, those 'brats' saved dis studio from bankruptcy and secondly if ya want ta keep ya position as CEO of dis studio, you'll never talk to me like again. Or this studio will have hell ta pay wit' me and da rest of da Looney Tunes", Bugs threatened, "Cars can be replaced... and so can CEOs".
Plotz shrunk back in fear, knowing the wrath of a Looney Tune is dangerous.
"Y-Yes ssir", Plotz stuttered.
"Good", Bugs said, his cool demeanour back to its original state. He turned to the Warners who looked at him with anticipation. "Daffy and Porky's downstairs, they're taking you three out for ice cream, tell them I'll catch up later, okay".
The Warners nodded, their eagerness back at the mention of Daffy, Porky and ice cream, running out of the office leaving the two toons alone.
"You spoil them too much", Plotz muttered.
"Funny, I like ta think I don't spoil them enough", Bugs argued, "But I'm not here to bicker, I came to talk business".
Plotz looked up at the rabbit curiously," What?".
"I hoird ya nanny-searchin' again. Not satisfied wit' my woik", Bugs asked.
"Trust me, I'm satisfied and grateful for what you're doing for the st-", "I'm not doin dis fer you, I'm doing it for those three", Bugs cuts in quickly, "They need a better parental figure than that thinks-too-much-like-a-human psychiatrist".
"What's wrong with Dr. Scratchnsniff?!", Plotz asked.
"There ain't nothin' wrong with Scratchnsniff, doc, but what I mean is the kids need more 'Toon-like' guardians. Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful fer Scratchy puttin up wit' their zaniness sometimes... But there's only so much a humane toon like Scratchnsniff can handle", Bugs said.
"And now here ya are, going through applications of human nannies, not even considering what deez three might want and leaving them to get of the nannies on their own since the studio won't listen, and then who gets blamed fer another restraining order?"
"Well, What's wrong with human nannies then?", Plotz asked angrily.
"They're dumb Plotz. Poppins was the only one whose dealt with toon kids before and she quit after one day with her foist client. Other nannies think human and toon kids are the same. THEY'RE NOT Plotz, you should know that by now"
Plotz shuddered, remembering the destruction the baby Looney Tunes caused the studio.
"Well then, what do you suggest I do then?", Plotz asked.
"Nothin', I already know someone who will be willing to do the job", Bugs replied, while eating a carrot.
"Really!?! Who?!", Plotz asked.
"A friend o' mine from dat Two-Tone district in Downtown Toontown".
"Do I know them?"
"It's a her and yes you do, she's a toonette created by a freelance animator from the 30s", Bugs recalled.
"And she's quite a gal", Bugs says before walking out of the office.
And that's it for this chapter. Read and Review. The next chapter should be published soon, where you'll meet the girl Bugs' talking about. See you soon.