Disclaimer: YES! My first Soul Eater FanFiction!- What? Do I own it? Of course not! Wish I did, I'm exactly the person they needed to avoid that 'punch of courage' mishap (Excalibur face). Happy Valintine's Day (another Excalibur face)!
How do you write a love letter?
I know I've had a billion in my locker but that doesn't mean that I read any of them! I had originally asked my friends for help... It kinda went like this.
Kid: Symmetrically of course. If you have a heart on one side of the page there must be one on the other. Oh! And the writing! That's the tricky bit. See Soul, when you're trying to write symmetrically...
I would tell you what he said next but I kind of tuned out at that point.
BlackStar: Write? Letter? Soul, you're doing it all wrong. You gotta stand at the top and do it like a god would. Here, watch this-
"YOUR GOD DEMANDS THE LOVE OF ALL OF HIS SUBJECTS, ESPICALLY TSUBAKI!"
See Soul- Wait, what do you mean uncool- Hey! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
I know, why did I even bother?
Patty: With lots of giraffes! Hey, Soul? Do you want me to draw them for you? I'm sure Maka would love it! What do you mean not Maka? Of course it's for Maka!
Don't ask me how she knew! Uncool.
Liz: OH. MY. GOD. Patty told me you're making a move on Maka! A love letter! How sweet. You should write poetry- What do you mean Maka doesn't like poetry? All girls- I know Maka isn't like other girls but- FINE! If you don't want my help then-! HEY PATTY! SOUL WANTS YOU TO DO SOME DRAWINGS FOR HIM!
That was totally unfair.
Tsubaki: Did you hear what BlackStar said? Now everyone thinks that we're together! Of course I like him, he's my meister! And he's nice and sweet and- I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH BLACKSTAR! ... BlackStar? Wait! I didn't mean it like that! What Soul? Oh, a love letter, how sweet. Flowers would be nice- BlackStar, wait up! Uh, good luck with Maka and everything but- BlackStar! WAIT!
I think she was a little distracted.
So, what did I do with my friends' advice? After much consideration I threw it away. All that ended up in Maka's locker was a small slip of paper with my messy handwriting on it.
'Meet me in the music room-
Soul'
