Gibbs grit his teeth. The Honorable Ava Kimmerson was coming to NCIS. Something about some concerns being raised about the treatment of Veterans during the investigation of some recent cases. She was the last thing he needed to face at this time of the morning. There was no way he had enough coffee in his veins to handle her wandering hands. That reminded him.

He turned to DiNozzo and beckoned him over to his desk. Gibbs leaned across his desk and spoke quietly, wanting to give DiNozzo a warning.

"The Secretary for Public and Intergovernmental Affairs from the Department of Veteran Affairs will be arriving soon. Her name is the Honorable Ava Kimmerson and I do not want you flirting with her or encouraging her in any way."

Tony smiled his dazzling smile "Who me Boss?"

"Yes you Tony. She is a woman of a certain reputation and has been known to eat young men such as yourself for breakfast. So I do not want you adding to the situation. You hear me?"

"Loud and clear Boss" Tony grinned, now undeniably interested in a woman Gibbs felt he should be warned of.

"Should I tell the Probie the same thing?"

Gibbs quirked an eyebrow at him. "I have no concerns about McGee misbehaving or flirting in her presence, Tony."

"Gibbs, I'm hurt." Tony staggered hand over heart and pretended to look shocked as he looked over to where McGee was typing away busily at his reports.

Ava smiled as she stepped off the lift. This was going to be fun. She strode out and headed for the Directors office first. She couldn't resist a quick look across at Timothy's desk as she passed. He was here! She laughed to herself. He didn't know she was coming and she wanted to make sure she remembered the look on his face when she introduced herself to him in front of his team.

Director Sheppard welcomed Ava with a kiss on the cheek. They had spent more than enough time over the years bumping into each other at social and work functions to have established a friendly working relationship.

"You're looking well Ava" Jenny smiled, knowing exactly what that meant. "So are you seeing anyone at the moment?"

"Thank you Jenny. And yes I am. I must recommend to you taking a younger lover. It does wonders for your complexion. Among other things" She grinned evilly and gleefully wiggled her eyebrows at her, reminding Jenny of something Tony might have done.

Jenny simply smiled "So you've got yourself some new hot young thing then. Hopefully he's keeping you out of mischief. Serious?"

"Oh come on Jenny. You forget who you are speaking to. Nope the last marriage was the last. But I must say I am rather fond of him. Hopefully it will be a while until he finds his Miss Right and I can keep him company in the meantime. It's rare to find someone who can actively occupy your body and your mind. Plus he has the most marvelous imagination and….."

Jenny interrupted not really wanting to get into the nitty gritty of who Ava was sleeping with. "Too true. Well I'm glad you're …. keeping busy."

"Oh you have no idea." Ava smirked knowing Jenny didn't know who it was that had been keeping her company over the last five months.

"Right then. Let's look at these complaints and see what we can do about them so I can get out of your hair. Would I be able to meet Gibbs and his team, as it seems these complaints are arising as a direct result of their ……..shall we say rather direct methods of questioning."

Tony watched as a rather spectacular pair of legs came down the stairs, accompanying the Director. Ah this must be the woman from Veterans Affairs, Gibbs had warned him about.

He watched as she took in the team as they were introduced to her, except for McGee who had disappeared down to Abby's Lab a few minutes earlier. The Honorable Ava Kimmerson had a firm handshake and moist lips but seemed entirely well behaved. If she was capable of mischief it didn't seem to be on display today. Tony idly wondered what she had done to earn Gibbs ill favor.

Ava cursed Timothy's impeccable timing that had sent him out of the room moments before she arrived. Still she could still have some fun with him later.

Ava saw a very cute and recognizable figure heading towards her with his head down reading reports along the hallway. Finally!

She stepped into the empty Interrogation room and snagged his jacket as he walked past, firmly pulling him into the room and locking the door behind him.

"Ava! What are you doing here?" Timothy's eyes were shocked as he took in his sudden change of surroundings.

"Hello Timothy" She purred and rubbed herself against him, pushing him into the corner against the wall. She ran her hands up his chest and gripped the lapels of his jacket, leaning into him.

"Um Ava. We really shouldn't be doing this here. This is my work! This is Interrogation!"

"Oh come on Timothy. What's a little kiss? Besides don't you get sick and tired of being so damn good and proper all the time?"

She knew full well that he did and it was part of what attracted him to her. The adventure of it all. The secret. The danger. It was also what stressed him about her. She watched his eyes track to the door and knew she had him even if just for a minute.

"It's locked. And Gibbs and the others have headed out to get some witness statements or something. Gone for at least and hour and a half I believe."

"This is ummmm Interrogation" Tim mumbled through a warm kiss placed on his lips

"Yes I know" Ava leaned in for another kiss of his pillowy soft sweet lips.

"This isn't ummmm a ummmm good ummm idea."

Ava switched tactic and started kissing down the side of his long sensitive neck.

Tim moaned quietly, his eyes fluttering closed before he surged up from the wall grabbed her shoulders with both strong hands and switched places so he was the one pressing her against the wall, pinning her with his body. Oh yeah, there he was.

Tony ducked into Interrogation Room One where he had been earlier looking for his phone. This was the last place he remembered having it as he had been playing Tetris on it while waiting for Gibbs to come in.

Ah there it was! On the edge of the table. He turned and …

PROBIE!

No it couldn't be. IT COULDN"T BE!

Tony didn't know if he wanted to stand still in shock or if he wanted to jump up and down and squeal in delight. He shoved his fist in his mouth, his eyes growing wider as he reeled about the room.

There was Timothy McGee pinning the Honorable Ava Kimmerson with his body against the wall in the corner of the room and they WERE KISSING!

They were more than kissing they were totally MAKING OUT! Here in Interrogation! They were using tongue!

Arrgghhhh

Oh Boy! And Gibbs had had no worries about McGee! Hah! Wait until he found out about THIS. Tony stared fascinated, still gob smacked, his head slowly tilting to the side as he tried to get a better view. In four years he didn't think he had ever seen McGee kiss anyone, well not properly anyway. He looked like he was certainly putting his back into it and she seemed to be enjoying it, her hands running through his hair and up his back pulling him in closer.

In fact it looked like they were a bit too comfortable for this to be their first time doing…

Argggghhhhh

Tony jumped, at the sudden loud sound of his phone ringing. He grabbed at it not wanting them to realize he was here and he fumbled it in his desperation. Up the phone went and he grabbed again, juggling it from one hand to another across the room until he was able to regain hold of it.

He stabbed at the button 'SHHHHHUUUUSSSHHHH' being the first thing out of his mouth as he flicked his eyes to the couple in the other room beyond the glass to see if they noticed the interruption.

"Did you just SHUSH me DiNozzo?"

Oh Shit. Gibbs.

"Ahh sorry Boss." Tony whispered, wincing. Should he say something? He needed to speak to McGee first and find out what the hell was going on!

"Just get your butt out to the car now, Tony."

"Ok Boss" Tony stood watching with horrified fascination as McGee's hand slid over the Honorable Ava Kimmersons knee and onto her warm outer thigh, slowly gathering up ripples of fabric in its wake.

"Where ARE you DiNozzo? And why are you whispering?" Gibbs voice had a warning tone and Tony's mind went blank as McGee's hand crept ever higher and she arched into his touch.

VOYOUR was the only word that seemed to be registering with Tony's brain in that instant. McGee started kissing her neck and nibbling at her ear and her head fell to the side and she looked through the glass…… right at him. She could see him!

Arrgggghhhh!

She couldn't see him. She couldn't see him. He knew that the glass was mirrored. It was Interrogation! He had been in there a thousand times. It just seemed like she was watching him, watching them, with bruised lips and half closed heated eyes. And heaving breaths. Oh my god if his hand gets any higher!

"DiNozzo!"

Arrggghhh

"Yes Boss"

"I said where are you?"

"I'm looking for my phone. I ……I couldn't find it and now….."

"Yes and now?"

"I've found it"

"Good well like I said, get you're…..

A surprisingly loud desperate woman's moan came through from the other room.

"Are you watching PORN DINOZZO?!"

Tony clamped the phone to his shoulder and furiously flicked switches and pulled down levers trying to kill the sound feed from the other room. It was so easy to do normally. Why couldn't his brain just cooperate with him…..just because Probie was practically having sex with someone a few meters away…..

Arrgghhhhh

"Ah just a second Boss. Ahhhhh No Boss of course not. I'll be out there in a second!" Tony flicked the phone shut knowing he would pay for it later but willing to risk that rather than Gibbs listening to more McPorn.

Tony turned and closed his eyes not wanting to see exactly how much further the kissing and touching had proceeded. Holy crap! Was that a button undone? He peeked and screwed his eyes back shut tight. Ok brain get back in order.

He needed to leave. Right now! And he needed to go somewhere…. Where? Ok yes the car…. He needed to meet Gibbs at the car.

And after he had survived that he needed to have a serious talk with McGee!

Oh my God talk about invasion of the body snatchers. There was no way that that man in there was Timothy McGee. He snuck another peak and watched his jacket being pushed off his shoulders to fall to the floor.

Arrrgghhhh

Go Now! He turned and with his eyes still shut held out his hands and fumbled his way to the door, making it with only one small crash into the door frame.

Tony stood and took a deep heaving breath in the corridor. He felt like his heart hurt from the series of small shocks it had recently received and was going a million miles an hour. What to do? What if someone else came in? McGee would be ruined if he didn't kill himself in embarrassment first.

Tony reached in and flicked the inside lock on the door and pulled it shut behind him. Never let it be said that Tony didn't look out for McGee when he could.

With shaking steps Tony headed down the hallway trying to rid his brain of the sound of the moan running through his head. Ok so Probie wasn't a virgin. Good to know.

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