Disclaimer: I don't own .hack and if I did this wouldn't be a story it would be a anime and I'd have to pay to use your characters. But you consented so they're mine now and I'm not sharing.

Neiko: Miss me everyone.

Reeve: They hate you, they've missed me!

Reeve gets ingulfed in flames and a spear is now sticking out of his rear end

Hiita & Nikaru: this is going to be fun.

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"Its like totally awesome." A young girl squee'd as she was talking. "Don't you play it too Miranda?"

"Yeah, me and Kourin play together." Miranda replyed as she put her backpack on her Desk.

"We are the coolest people on the whole server." Kourin yelled from the door of the classroom.

A young man twiched as they continued to talk about "The World". "Do you people talk about anything besides mindlessly sitting in front of your computer and playing online games?"

"Your just jealous Neiko, cause your a dork." Miranda joked and stuck out her tongue.

"I have more important things to do with my time!" Neiko retorted

"Like what, study... Wait no your only ranked second last in the class." Kourin pointed out.

"...I'm second last because I study so much! At least I'm not last."

"Your scores are only better then mine because I missed some tests." Hayate said as he looked up from a book.

"Anyway, your all losers with you online games of uselessness." Neiko stated as he covered his ears and kept yelling "I can't hear you" Till he was content they were no longer talking about the game. Truth Is, he wanted the game, he even planned on getting it after school that day. Except he was the only one left in the class that didn't play it. He didn't want people to think he was just doing it becasue everyone else did.

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"One copy of 'The World' please" Neiko saidd as he slamed a handfull of change on the glass counter.

The large man behind the counter sighed. "The World... Thats sooo over done, you should try this brand new game I just got in stock. Demons and Dwarfs. The games Fun, Its a Riot."

"... It's that like some dumb rip off on D&D?"

"No, its the brand new game designed by the best and brightest, over at Dark Horizon Enterprizes."

Neiko points to the 'D.H.E' Bandana. "Nice try... Gimme my game now you creepy old man."

With that, Neiko left the shop and raced home to install the world. "Time to see what all this fuss is about."

"Please Select a name for you character? " Neiko sighs.

"I'll be Reeve... That kind of sounds cool." He thinks to himself as he starts to type it in.

"Now select your class... Twin blades, are fast and nimble. Great If you should like a speedy character. Blademasters, are balanced. Best for a novice can weild most weapons and good armor. Heavy Blades, are lacking in defense but great strength. Best for Advanced players. Heavy Axes, Strong in offense and Defense, lacking in speed. Make great defenders. Wavemasters, are weak in stats but able to use great magics. Great to become a spellcaster. Longarms, have great ranged weapons and fair stats. Another blanced class."

"My dear god... this game talks alot... I'll be that Last one. The Long thing." Neiko selects longarm and moves to the next screen.

"Please design your character." The game says as it loads a customized charter model.

"Alright already..." Reeve starts to from shape rather quickly as Neiko begins to design him. He has dark brown hair, with two light brown bangs that hang over a red headband. His armor is fairly basic, one small sholder pad which coveres his right sholder and a fairly small chest plate both in a dark blue. He is also wearing a light blue shirt and baggy greyish pants. For his starting weapon he choses a steel pole requiring two hands to weild.

After his character is finished being design he is teleported to a city. 'Mac Anu' the sign says as Reeve looks around. Mostly all he notices is a bunch of people standing around talking.

"Wow talking this seems soooo promising." Reeve sighs "Where's all the Monsters and Battleing and stuff." He flops down on the ground waiting, hoping for something interesting to happen. When seemingly out of no where comes a grunty. "Wow look at how ugly that thing looks!" Reeve goes over closer to the grunty and begins to play with it, untill that is its owner comes and makes a big fuss about it. "Well, If I had an ugly thing... Anyone could play with it!" Reeve stated.

"You are your own Ugly thing." She replyed in a snooty voice.

"This game is just full of jerks! I'm going to go somewhere else!" Reeve says and begins wandering around the town untill he finds some people dissapper into a choas gate. Reeve shrugs and follows. He gets teleaported to a seemingly empty feild. A few trees around, few bushs, couple of weird scarecrows and a small mountian off in the distance. "Another boring area!" He walks over to one of the scarecrows and knocks on its head. "Hello, anyone in there? Wow your an ugly scarecrow" He laughs as he puts his hands in his pockets and walks by.

With in 10 seconds Reeve is knocked face first down onto the ground, with the scarecrow standing above him laughing. "Grrr Your a monster huh, I guess its on! Reeve the great hero of those small ugly piggish things shall defeat you and prove his worth to the world!" Reeve yells and starts to get up. Untill he is knocked down again by the scarecrow.

"Kakasinger Level 1" The game says.

"Fine Mr. Scarecrow, its on!" Reeve swings his pole at the Kakasinger stick holding it in the ground. It easly hops over the attack and laughs. Reeve scrambles up to his feet. "Reeve double pole swing!" Reeve takes two mighty swings at the monster, first missing the second connecting to one of its arms snaping it off and spinning the Kakasinger untill its other arm knocked Reeve down and it starts to hop off toward the mountain. "Come back here and fight me!" Reeve screams and begins chaseing it swing his pole randomly through the air.

"Heh, looks at that newbie." A purple haired woman says and laughs.

"We better get ready to help him out." A dark green haired woman laughs with her.

Reeve finally hits the Kakasinger with another attack defeating it. Reeve puts his foot up on teh dead Kakasinger and laughs. "You are my first defeat in a long line of defeatfullness... Yeah that makes sense right? Anywho I am now Reeve the Great hero of everything small and piggish!" Reeve continues talking nonsense to himself untill he notices a bunch of Kakasingers hopping out from behind trees, bushes even from behind the mountain's large rocks. "Ahhh Hey... Umm... He was like this when I got here?! Lets umm... try to bring him back." He then gets on his kness and beats the Kakasingers crest, knocking off his remaining arm. "Ahhh umm...?!" Then Reeve moves on to mouth to mouth before he gets compeletly surrounded.

"This is too awesome!" The purple haired woman says between laughing hestericly.

"I'm going to have nightmares about what he's doing do those poor monsters." The Green haired girl then shakes her head.

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Neiko: There it is New Login 1, As you can tell I'm keeping it very simalar to the First version, with New addedness and hopfull better grammer/spelling.

Reeve: The hell!? Mouth to mouth!

Neiko: Your my pawn you do what I tell you!

Reeve: puppy dog face

Neiko: pats Reeve on head Your my Favorite Pawn though.