Vegeta vs. Eric Cartmon
One day Vegeta was walking in the park smelling all the flowers hoping was watching him. Then he saw somebody in the corner of his eye. He stood up quickly and hit his head on a branch. He woke up and heard a voice say, "Oh my god, he killed Kenny!." Then he heard another voice say, "you bastard!" Vegeta lifted his head and felt something wet and gooey on his back. It was a dead boy. He said "Who called me a bastard?" Everyone pointed at Eric Cartmon. He yelled "God damnit guys, it wasn't me! It was Kyle the Jew!" Vegeta looked at Cartmon and said "Let's handle this once and for all!" Cartmon screamed. Stan said "dude your gonna get your ass kicked!" Cartmon said, "no I'm not guys, shut up!" Cartmon walked up to Vegeta and turned around. He pulled out a latter from his you know what and placed it in front of him. He climbed up and pulled his pants down and bent over. "Go ahead, stick your finger up there," he said. Vegeta without any hesitation stuck his finger in it and a alien satellite shot out and decapitated Vegeta..THE END!
One day Vegeta was walking in the park smelling all the flowers hoping was watching him. Then he saw somebody in the corner of his eye. He stood up quickly and hit his head on a branch. He woke up and heard a voice say, "Oh my god, he killed Kenny!." Then he heard another voice say, "you bastard!" Vegeta lifted his head and felt something wet and gooey on his back. It was a dead boy. He said "Who called me a bastard?" Everyone pointed at Eric Cartmon. He yelled "God damnit guys, it wasn't me! It was Kyle the Jew!" Vegeta looked at Cartmon and said "Let's handle this once and for all!" Cartmon screamed. Stan said "dude your gonna get your ass kicked!" Cartmon said, "no I'm not guys, shut up!" Cartmon walked up to Vegeta and turned around. He pulled out a latter from his you know what and placed it in front of him. He climbed up and pulled his pants down and bent over. "Go ahead, stick your finger up there," he said. Vegeta without any hesitation stuck his finger in it and a alien satellite shot out and decapitated Vegeta..THE END!