We were joking around in German class and Kelsey and Jana now made me write this... D:

I don't own Twilight or any Christmas Carols.

You'd better watch out

You'd better watch out

You'd better not cry

You'd better not irritate the Volturi

I'm telling you why

Edward Cullen's coming to town!

He's making a list

And checking it twice

Gonna find out who's blood smells good and bad

Edward Cullen's coming to town

He sees you when you're sleeping

He knows when you're awake

He sparkles in the sun because

He's a vampire

He's not tired of Portland, Oregon yet!

OH MY CARLISLE!

Robert is coming to town (I WISH!)

He sees you when you're sleeping

He knows when you're awake

He sparkles in the sun because

He's a vampire

Long-haired Jacobs that tell legends on the beach

Evil vampires with leather jackets too

Edward Cullen's coming to town!

He sees you when you're sleeping

He knows when you're awake

He sparkles in the sun because

He's a vampire

The kids and vampires in Forks

Will have a jubilee

They'll find their blood type

In Biology

He sees you when you're sleeping

He knows when you're awake

He sparkles in the sun because he's a vampire!!