Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note or any of the characters involved.
Mello sat tapping his fingers irritably on the arm of the sofa, just as Matt burst in through the front door to the flat.
"Finally! How long did that have to take you!?" Mello shouted irritably at Matt.
"Sorry Mels." Matt locked the door. "Here." He threw what was in his hand at Mello.
"WHAT!? This isn't chocolate!" he turned the suspicious bar over in his hands. "This is, this is… a fruit filled, grain filled, sticky, healthy cereal bar!" He scowled "you should know better!"
"Sorry, it's all they had. They get more chocolate in on Wednesday. But hey, look, it has a chocolate coated base!" Matt went over to lean on the sofa behind Mello.
"I don't care! I want my chocolate!" He put on the biggest pout he could. "Besides…what happened to the absolute emergency only chocolate?"
"You ate it. Remember?"
"Nope. But I'm not eating this…" He picked up the still wrapped cereal bar. "Put it, somewhere I shall never have to see it again. Chuck it out the window or something." A smile curved at his lips, "Or…maybe you could send it to Near, the look on his face would be priceless!"
"Or, you could eat it."
"NO!"
"For me?"
"Hmm…What would I get in return?" the sly smile reappearing on Mello's face.
"A night?"
"Hell yeah!" Mello dived over the back of the sofa and knocked Matt to the floor, both of them collapsing into fits of laughter.
A/N: I just randomly came up with this while doing some rather boring history homework. Anything beats homework. XD