CHAPTER 1: INSOMNIA

Great. I can't sleep. I've tried everything from counting Nears to hot chocolates. People say coffee, but I'm not stupid enough to believe that. But I still can't sleep. So here I am lying awake writing this story.

Who am I, you might ask yourself? I am Mail Jeevas. Mail pronounced like mile. You, like everyone else around me, can call me Matt.

Like I said, I haven't been sleeping well of late. It's driving me crazy! I hate not sleeping! It makes me grumpy, and out of character. Nothing I do, without hurting or killing myself, will stop this madness. Hey, maybe that's it! Maybe I, Mail Jeevas, am going insane!

CHAPTER 2: NOONE

"What was that?!" I asked Mello the next morning. "Whaaaat?" he replied, "I didn't hear anything." "Oh," I said, "Don't worry! I'm sure it was nothing!"

Mello and I had been sitting on my couch when I heard a woman shriek.

"You might be going insane Mattychan!" Mello teased. "Yeah," I laughed absent-mindedly. Am I? Mello may be speaking the truth for once. {Nah! Just teasing Mello! :-)}

CHAPTER 3: IMPULSE

"Can I have some M&M's?" I enquired. I felt a strange and sudden urge for chocolate. "Why???" asked Mello sceptically, "You hate chocolate!"

I should have known. Mello doesn't give up his chocolate easily. "Idk, my bff Mello." "Hmm..." said Mello, "There's no M&M's left. You can have Snickers."

Mello got up and said, "Close your eyes!" He always does this when going to his chocolate stash. If you don't do it, he won't go. And if he doesn't go, he gets angry. I closed my eyes and listened to Mello walking around the room. I heard him rummaging around in a box. Finally he said "Open. Oh yea & catch!" I opened my eyes and ... missed. Dang.

CHAPTER 4: WEIRD

"Matt?" "Yesh, Mihearu?" "We need to talk." "You're not breaking up with me are you, Mihearu Keeru?" "No, Mattychan! No. It's just well..." "Yesh Mihearu? Pleashe tell me!" "Ok. You've been acting weird lately, Mattychan, and, I'm worried about you."

CHAPTER 5: IMPLYING

"What do you mean Mihearu???" "Well, you haven't been sleeping; you've been hearing voices and eating chocolate!" "Sho? What are you implying, Mihearu?" "Mattychan, just come with me." "Okay!!!!"

CHAPTER 6: DRIVE

As we got into the car Mello said, "You know I love you Mattychan." "I love you too Mihearu!!!!!!!" "Yes but do you know where we are going?" "Nope!" Would you like to know?" "Okay!!!!!!" "We are going to an asylum." Before I got the chance to reply, we arrived. Two men escorted me out of the car into a field of flowers and dancing butterflies. There was where I stayed for the rest of my long and happy life.