Title: Harry Potter Buys Hooters
Author: Lufavain
Contact: elf_stalker@hotmail.com
Fandom: Harry Potter
Genre: Humor
Rating: Pg
Archive: Send request to above E-mail address.
Feedback: No flames. Otherwise, feedback is welcome!
Thanks To: My brother and sister for the idea.
Summary: This story has nothing to do with "Hooters". It does however contain "Hooters"; if you like the idea of Harry with "Hooters" read this fic, very short.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and am not making profit on this story.
Harry Potter Buys Hooters
Harry wanted to but he knew it would be expensive. What would others think? Hermione would be jealous and Ron would be shocked. Harry also knew that he was being a little selfish.
But he couldn't leave it! Harry wanted Hooters so bad. Nobody else wanted Hooters, but Harry instantly loved the perfectly colored, soft Hooters that sat there reminding him of Hermione.
Harry walked into the store for a closer look at Hooters. Soon he will be the owner of Hooters and all will be well.
"Hello sir, do you need any help?" asked a friendly voice behind him.
"I would like to purchase Hooters." Harry said confidently.
"Alright, that comes to 16 sickles and 9 knuts." The cashier replied.
Harry paid for Hooters and left the store, his money bag a little lighter. And as he returned to his room at the Leaky Cauldron a lone thought crossed his mind...
"How will Hedwig react to another pet owl?"
Author: Lufavain
Contact: elf_stalker@hotmail.com
Fandom: Harry Potter
Genre: Humor
Rating: Pg
Archive: Send request to above E-mail address.
Feedback: No flames. Otherwise, feedback is welcome!
Thanks To: My brother and sister for the idea.
Summary: This story has nothing to do with "Hooters". It does however contain "Hooters"; if you like the idea of Harry with "Hooters" read this fic, very short.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and am not making profit on this story.
Harry Potter Buys Hooters
Harry wanted to but he knew it would be expensive. What would others think? Hermione would be jealous and Ron would be shocked. Harry also knew that he was being a little selfish.
But he couldn't leave it! Harry wanted Hooters so bad. Nobody else wanted Hooters, but Harry instantly loved the perfectly colored, soft Hooters that sat there reminding him of Hermione.
Harry walked into the store for a closer look at Hooters. Soon he will be the owner of Hooters and all will be well.
"Hello sir, do you need any help?" asked a friendly voice behind him.
"I would like to purchase Hooters." Harry said confidently.
"Alright, that comes to 16 sickles and 9 knuts." The cashier replied.
Harry paid for Hooters and left the store, his money bag a little lighter. And as he returned to his room at the Leaky Cauldron a lone thought crossed his mind...
"How will Hedwig react to another pet owl?"