A/N: warning, Yaoi Fuffz~!,Hidans mouth,and Diary abuse x3
Disclaimer,
Me: Deidara, Will you please?
Deidara: Tobi-Chan does not own Naruto, If she did, it would be xxx Yaoi almost every episode, and Akatsuki and Orochimaru would never die.
Me:Thank you.
Konan:AND BEGIN!
The Diary Mishap
"God, Hidan do you ever clean your side of the room?!" Kakuzu Grunted as he cleaned Hidans side of the room have already cleaned his.
"Eh? What's this?" Kakuzu wondered aloud to himself for he had just uncovered a book under a pile of clothes on Hidans bed. "Ooh Hidans diary? The latest entry,"
23-12-00 *
Dear Diary,
"Haha he said Diary!Though his writing is good. Who knew?"
I think today is the fucking day, I'm going to do it, all the saving will finally fucking pay off after a fucking year! I have 1,000,000 fucking Yen!!*
"Wow 1,000,000 yen?!?! I wonder what for,"
Today I'm going to finally ask Kakuzu if he'll fucking fuck me if I fucking pay him, since you know the Bastard only cares about his fucking money, So I'll give him what he wants for what I've fucking been wanting for a fucking year and a half!! I doubt he'll fucking refuse, it's not like he cares....uhm anyway if he does I'll just ask leader if maybe he'll let me switch partners with someone, cause if he says no I won't be able to look at him anymore without, Crying or feeling shame. I'll tell you how it goes.
Love,
Hidan.
"WHAT!?!?!?!?!" Kakuzu yelled,
Hidan stormed in,"What's with all the fucking noise-" But Hidan stopped in mid sentence seeing Kakuzu holding his diary,
"........What page did you fucking read?" Hidan asked quietly,
"Uhm...The latest one...." Kakuzu answered.
He had been looking at the diary but after he answered he looked up when he did he saw an almost in tears Hidan about to run "YOU FUCKING BASTARD!" Then Hidan tried to run but Kakuzu stopped him by grabbing his wrist,
"Where are you going?" He asked Hidan, "To ask if I can fucking change partners of fucking course!" Hidan replied "Why?" Kakuzu asks his second question, "Grr, DUH, because you're a fucking asshole!,.......and...I really wasn't going to do it, cause I knew you'd say no money or not because you hate me, so since you read that...." Hidan answered still almost in tears.
But then Kakuzu did something Hidan couldn't believe, Kakuzu hugged him! "You shouldn't jumped to conclusions Hidan, So, do you still want me to fuck you?" Kakuzu asked smirking, when Hidan looks up surprised "Uhm...y-yeah..." Hidan replied blushing into Kakuzus chest.
The rest of the day the only thing that could be heard was Hidans screams of pain/pleasure.
* I just typed some numbers........
*1,000,000 yen= 10,362 U.S. Dollars
Ohhhh yaaaay! They're probably doing BDSM *drool*SQUUEEE! Ahem if you don't know what BDSM is, Google it, but, Remember kids, Safe search! =)
R&R please! (Sorry for these d*mn lines.