Disclaimer: No, I don't own Twilight!! (but i wish i did)

A/N: I was laying on the couch like 2 a.m. watching t.v., on a sugar high, and this idea just came to me so i wrote it down. Enjoy!

Clumzyandinluv Bella

2sexi4myshirt Emmett

Emmettsgurl4eva Rosalie

Shopaholic408 Alice

InlovewithBella17 Edward

Aliceismine26 Jasper

2tall4myage16 Jacob

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Clumzy: Yo, Eddie-poo!! What's up?

Inlove: Uh... Hi Bella

Clumzy: No, i'm bella-poo!

Inlove: ok, how much sugar have u had?

Clumzy: not that much...

Inlove: Is emmett there?

Clumzy: Maybe...

Inlove: Did he give u sugar?

Clumzy: no...

Inlove: How much?

Clumzy: Just 10 snickers...

Inlove: 10 snickers?! What are you doing right now?

Clumzy: Talking 2 u and dancing around with my pants on my head! Wheeeeeee!!

Inlove: Bella! I'm coming over there right now!

Clumzy: should i put my pants on?

Inlove: Yes!!

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Clumzy: lonely, i am so lonely, lonely...

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2tall: bella?

Clumzy: Jakey- poo! I'm not alone!

2tall: ok...

Clumzy: well, i was talking 2 eddie and he freaked out when i told him i was dancing around with my pants on my head so now he's comin over here...

2tall: Y were u dancing around with your pants on your head?

Clumzy: Emmett gave me candy and...

2tall: o i c. Sugar HiGh right?

Clumzy: Yep! i must look pretty funny cuz emmett's laffing pretty hard right now

2tall: man, i wish i could c that. It sounds hilarious

Clumzy: mayb u can. If i come over later...

2tall: how much sugar do i have 2 give u?

Clumzy: well, emmett gave me 10 snickers bars so...

2tall: 10 snickers bars comin right up!

Clumzy: Thanx Jake!

2tall: no problem. i really want 2 c this

Clumzy: U just want 2 see me embarrass myself huh

2tall: no...

Clumzy: ya u do.

2tall: so?

Clumzy: o well, i do that anyways. i'll c u l8r.

2tall: k is edward there yet?

Clumzy: No he's.. crap! He's here! I gtg. L8r!

2tall: k bye

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A/N: Ok, so it's not the greatest thing in the world but it was a spur of the moment idea, so it probably shouldn't be that good, considering i wrote it 2 in the morning. Anyways, be nice (or try to) and review. I want 2 no what u thought (i think). Until next time, peace out!