Hola people! This is my first Twilight fan fic ever so if you don't like it, deal with it. I was really really bored and had nothing better to do. Takes place sometime after or during Breaking Dawn. Nessie is no more! She ruined the whole story anyway...
Seth, Embry, Quil, and Jacob were lying on the Cullen's lawn after patrolling. They were trying to see how long they could stay awake before passing out. Edward came out to see if they needed anything.
"Hey, guys. You need any--" Edward stopped abruptly at the sight in front of him.
There they were, laying in a mountian of sweets. Chocolate bars, gummy worms, gummy bears, pixi sticks, smarties, nerds, razzles, gum drops, m&m's, skittles, swedish fish, whoppers, caramel, lollipops, and many cans of Mountian Dew (EW!), Pepsie, Coke, Dr. Pepper, and Root Beer.
Embry and Quil were already passed out. Embry was sprawled out on his back and Quil curled in a ball, sucking his thumb mumbling "No! Don't let the candy man get me!". Jake and Seth were laughing and rolling around in the pile of sugary goodness.
"What's so funny?" asked Edward.
"I don't know! Omg! It's Voldemort! Run for your liiiiiiiifffffe!!!" bellowed Seth.
"Seth, for the last friggin' time, I am not Cedric Diggory from Harry Potter."
"Yeeeeesss you are!"
"No!" **flashback of getting killed by Voldemort** "I am not Cedric. Now will you shut up, pup, and crash from your sugar high already?"
"Happily," said Seth and passed out on Embry.
"God, those stupid dogs..." said an exasperated Edward.
Jacob yells, "Voldy is gonna get you!" Then passes out.
"Oh my, God. Those dorks!" An annoyed Edward sighs.
"Stop saying God, Ed! You don't even believe in God!" yells Emmett in the Background.
"Emmett, shut up." Edward sighs again. "Being a wizard was so mush simpler."
So what did you think? Pretty stupid, huh? I know. I was bored and had nothing better to do. Please review and let me know what you think anyway.
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