This is what you get when you mix me, a lot of sugar/chocolate bars, and lots of free time, and writer's block on my other stores. You get….RANDOMNESS!!!! Like this….
A little
conversation between the ever-disgusting Mike and Bella.
Mike: Yo! Bella!
Bella: What do you want, Mike?
Mike: I got you some presents!
Bella: Oh, really? What are they?
Mike: Here's a mp3 player……
Bella: Uh, Mike? I-
Mike: Shh, shh. Now let me finish. I also got you a DS case!!! With games!!
Bella: But, Mike, I don't even have a-
Mike: Yes, Bella, I know. You love my gifts, right? Puts arms around her
Bella: Uh, Mike? I don't think Edward will appreciate you doing that…
Mike: Pish, posh, my dear Bella.
Bella: Uh, yeah…..
Mike: Hey, listen, why don't you ditch pale-face dude over there and come outside with me? Pulls Bella's hand over towards the exit
Bella: Uh, Mike….
Mike: Come on! Lets go!
Bella: No!!
Mike: Why not?
Bella: Mike, I- EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OVER HERE!!!! NOW!!!!!
Edward: What is it, love?
Bella: He-he…tr-try-tried…t-t-to…..buries face in Edward's chest
Edward: I'll be right back, then. Turns to Mike I suggest you start running now, Newton.
Mike: Starts running away
In the next day's newspaper headlines…
Young Mike Newton, 17, murdered outside Forks High by Unknown Causes
Edward: Whoops
Just goes to show ya…..don't mess with Edward!! Or Bella, for that matter……..