KYO'S COUNCILSTARRING: KYO SOHMA, AKITO SOHMA AND HATSUHARU SOHMA

"APPLE PIE AND BREAT IMPLANTS"

AUTHOR'S NOTE: THIS STORY IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY, AND IS NOT TO BE TAKEN PERSONALY; IT IS ONLY A JOKE AND IS NOT A SERIOUS OPPINION. ANY RACIST OR SEXIST JOKES IN HERE ARE ONLY TO BE FUNNY AND I DO NOT INTEND TO OFFEND OR HURT ANY PEOPLE WHO READ THIS.

Kyo: Welcome! Now, you know why you are all here.

Akito: All here? There are fuckin' two of us! Three encluding you.

K: So, you know why you are here then?

Haru: Uh, no.

K: What the fuck do you mean 'no'?! We are here because we want to kil-I mean beat Yuki at his own fuckin' smart-ass game.

A: You fuckin' lied on the memo that you sent over to me! I took the time out of my long-ass day to come here for this shit? I guess I could stay a minute or two to see if this bullshit improves.

K: Long-ass day? All you do is sit around making wise cracks and eat cake all day! What the fuck kind of long day is this?

H: You have cake?

A: No! It's pie. Apple pie.

-Kyo snickers and Akito glares at him. Kyo glances over at Akito-

K: What the fuck are you glaring at?

A: What the fuck are you snickering at?

H: Can I have some pie?

A & K: NO!!

A: So, what about that pie?

K: Huh? Oh yeah. What do you do with the apple pie that you have?

A: I eat it! What the fuck else would I be doing with it?!

-Akito stops realizing the American Pie reference that Kyo was hinting at-

H: (not getting it at all) I like pie...especially when it is warm. It warms every part of me.

-Akito and Kyo look over at Haru-

H: Hmmm? What does pie do for you guys?

K: Akito probably puts on a strap-on and fucks the pie, all the while pretending that it is Yuki. "Rape me Yuki! Anally rape me like you do Haru!!"

H: Hey it was the other way around. I did that to Yuki. Anyway, why would Akito need a stap on...? Oh I forgot.

A: Gross...Not even I would anally abuse Yuki. What the fuck do you mean that you forgot that I was a woman?!

K: Uh, because you got no tits. No chest melons.

H: Chest melons? Do they taste good?

K: You bet my man. The sweetest fruit that you will ever taste.

A: HOW DARE YOU!! LITTLE DO YOU KNOW THAT I AM GETTING MYSELF A PAIR OF TITS FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!

K: Hmm what's that? Is Yuki getting a pair too? Are you guys getting the two for one deal?

H: What? Yuki is a girl? Does that mean that I am not bisexual?

-Akito falls out of her chair-

A: What you are bisexual? YOU LIED TO ME?!

H: What the fuck? You lied to me too! I thought that you were a dude. After all the porn that we watched together, how can you do this to me?

-Kyo coughs and cholks on the muffin that he is eating-

-He has to pound on his chest. The muffin flies out of his mouth and sprays all over Haru. Haru sees a large chunk of muffin and eats it. Akito vomita-

A:That is disgusting!

H: What? I'm hungry.

K: Yeah? That was my muffin, I should kick your ass. Your hungry are you? I'll get you a spoon so that you can eat my ass. Wait you would prefer Yuki's ass!

H: Damn straight! What can I say? She is one fine piece of ass!

: Yuki is a guy! I was making a joke. I was making fun of Yuki and Akito, that is what I was doing!

TO BE CONTIUNED IN PART 2!!

If there are not enough comments I will not go on to post the second part of Kyo's council.