A/N: Looks like I'm doing a story for one of my favourite ships and shows. (iCarly if you haven't figured that out.) So basically I got this idea from like reading iPass Notes and some other chizz like that.
Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly.
Le Sam.
Le Freddie.
-iText-
Location: Shay Building
Time: 5:00
Sam, stop looking on my homework for answers!
Do I look like I care Benson?
Yes! I mean no! I mean...
Jeez, I thought you were smart nub.
What exactly does nub mean?
I dunno, go search it up or something like that kind of chizz.
What's chizz?
WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME!?
I DON'T KNOW!
Hey, you know Katy Perry's I'm sexy and I know it?
I'm pretty sure it's LMFAO.
I'm pretty sure you're a nub.
Moving on! What about it?
Nothing.
...Are you KIDDING me?!
Hey, I know how to keep an idiot in suspense!
How?
...
Sam?
...
Sammy?
...
Samantha?
...
Samantha J- oh...
Wow, 5 texts until you figured that out. You want a medal for that?
Whatever.
That's MY LINE NUB!
So?
I hate you.
I hate you more.
Whatever. HAHA! STOLE IT BACK!
SAM! I TOLD YOU TO STOP LOOKING AT MY SHEET!
And I want you to be a nub but is that gonna happen? Nooo...
Jerk.
Nub.
Samantha.
Fredward.
Princess Puckett!
Dorkenstien.
Samantha!
You repeated that...TWICE!
Wow, that was a rubbish use of ellipses in that sentence.
STOP USING NUBBY WORDS I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
It's not my fault that my brain capacity is bigger therefore superior to yours.
Oh God. Kill me now please.
Who are you asking that too?
You're face looks like Dustin Beaver.
Dustin Beaver? Don't you mean Justin Beiber? And 'your'?
Oh I'm sorry, lemme correct that sentence. *YOUR face looks worse than Justin Beiber.
Must you always insult me?
Must you always be a nub?
I hate you.
I hate you more.
Right...
Whatever.
Hey, Gibby's looking over my shoulder.
So?
I just felt the need to inform you.
...
What are you plotting?
Nothing...
Sam? Why are you coming here? Sam- JERK!
Thanks for the compliment.
I think you broke my jaw.
Good for you.
Fortunately for me, you have detention.
Unfortunately for me you are still alive.
You are ruthless and savage.
And you are a dork and a nub.
Well you are immature and rude!
"Well you are immature and rude!" Jeez Fredward who the HELL do you THINK you're talking to?
You.
...
Sam? Why are you walking away? Sam? That's MY PAPER!
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
Revenge...
FOR WHAT?!
Hmmm, use your mind BENSON!
...I will get you back!
Keep telling yourself that...
WHY ARE YOU PASSING NOTES WITH ME ANYWAYS?!
Because Carly refuses to pass notes.
Then I refuse as well!
Mmm-hmm. Unlike me with Carly I do not care about you whatsoever.
And...
So you WILL continue passing notes with me!
Or what?
You think I'm playing at some game? You think iron will keep you safe? Hear my words, manling. Do not mistake me for my mask. You see light dappling on the water and forget the deep, cold dark beneath. Listen. You cannot hurt me. You cannot run or hide. In this I will not be defied.
I swear by all the salt in me: if you run counter to my desire, the remainder of your brief mortal span will be an orchestra of misery.
I swear by stone and oak and elm: I'll make a game of you. I'll follow you unseen and smother any spark of joy you find. You'll never know a woman's touch, a breath of rest, a moment's peace of mind.
And I swear by the night sky and the ever-moving moon: if you lead my master to despair, I will slit you open and splash around like a child in a muddy puddle. I'll string a fiddle with your guts and make you play it while I dance. You are an educated man. You know there are no such things as demons. There is only my kind. You are not wise enough to fear me as I should be feared. You do not know the first note of the music that moves me.
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In other words YOU ARE DEAD MEAT BENSON!
Oh, I'm coming Mother!
Gullible idiot...
A/N: Please review and tell me if I should continue this! And...hopefully this is not Too OOC. :/
Should I dump this? Oh yeah, first to recognise that quote gets a shout out! :P